So when you wake up with "morning wood" and start "making the bacon" before breakfast (or any other time for that matter), what's your favorite position to really start cooking and to bring home the "money-shot?"  

Doggy is best...it avoids morning breath issues.......and I can't stand the smell of Rover's breath.

Position 68, give us a BJ and I'll owe you one.

65 degrees North, 35 degrees East.

oh dear ... not sure this is a good topic to discuss on the forum.  

23 minutes ago, connda said:

So when you wake up with "morning wood" and start "making the bacon" before breakfast (or any other time for that matter), what's your favorite position to really start cooking and to bring home the "money-shot?"  

How old are you?

The Dirty Sanchez of course.

26 minutes ago, connda said:

So when you wake up with "morning wood" and start "making the bacon" before breakfast (or any other time for that matter), what's your favorite position to really start cooking and to bring home the "money-shot?"  

You do realize for 80% of the posters on here “morning wood” is history.

 

For them, “morning bowel movement “ is more realistic.

 

 

Lying on the bed with my phone in my hand

While sitting on the porcelain god and shaving. I'm all about multi tasking and efficiency. Plus, I never let the little lady come into the bathroom to lick up my pecker tracks off the floor until I'm all done!

 

4 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Lying on the bed with my phone in my hand

Pornhub and chill?

19 minutes ago, G_Money said:

You do realize for 80% of the posters on here “morning wood” is history.

 

For them, “morning bowel movement “ is more realistic.

 

 

I bet 10 baht you say that but still need Kamagra or one of those

26 minutes ago, bubblegum said:

How old are you?

I keep reading all these inane posts by others and decided it was time for my to chime in with one of my own. 

24 minutes ago, G_Money said:

You do realize for 80% of the posters on here “morning wood” is history.

Not for me.  The pneumatic and hydraulics work like I'm a 20 year old.  Really - it has to do with your cardiovascular system.  If you have problems with the pneumatic and hydraulics "down there," you probably have problems with your ticker as well.  I used Viagra once for the hell of it when it first came out.  It just about ruptured the veins in my "friend."  And I only took 1/2 a dose.  Ain't never doing that again.  No need.

5 minutes ago, connda said:

I keep reading all these inane posts by others and decided it was time for my to chime in with one of my own. 

Personally, I intentionally posted something distasteful and raunchy in order to see how long it takes for the mods to shut down and lock this pathetic and tasteless topic. 

4 minutes ago, RSD1 said:

Personally, I intentionally posted something distasteful and raunchy in order to see how long it takes for the mods to shut down and lock this pathetic and tasteless topic. 

Geez, I read stuff from gammagobulin, geogegeogia, celsius, and bob smith, and others - man, time for me to have some fun too! 

Up the back door !!!!

15 minutes ago, connda said:

Geez, I read stuff from gammagobulin, geogegeogia, celsius, and bob smith, and others - man, time for me to have some fun too! 

I agree with you, It's the pub forum, my favorite forum, just a bit of harmless fun.

 

AN admin should post a comment on this forum before entering 'NO Cranky, Grumpie, Grumble Bums allowed'. 

 

Anal but down missionary style.

 

15 years ago it was hard finding a thai woman to do anal. 
These days most of them do it, some you have to pester a bit though.

45 minutes ago, G_Money said:

You do realize for 80% of the posters on here “morning wood” is history.

 

For them, “morning bowel movement “ is more realistic.

 

 

Have you actually done a survey on this or just assuming like many do here?

14 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

Anal but down missionary style.

 

15 years ago it was hard finding a thai woman to do anal. 
These days most of them do it, some you have to pester a bit though.

Since you only sleep with ladyboys, I find it very hard to believe that any of them would object to begin with. But very PC of you to at least refer to them as women. 

1 hour ago, G_Money said:

You do realize for 80% of the posters on here “morning wood” is history.

 

For them, “morning bowel movement “ is more realistic.

 

 

Not here. Two nuts a day keeps the doctors away. 

36 minutes ago, connda said:

Geez, I read stuff from gammagobulin, geogegeogia, celsius, and bob smith, and others - man, time for me to have some fun too! 

There are far many more deluded, schizophrenic, bi-polar nutters on this forum than those few you mentioned. You should definitely expand that list so that none of them feel left out. 

My hand at my waist going up and down.

A morning quickie when she gets up at 05:00 position "spoon me up", and I sleep another hour before she comes with the coffe. 

It used to be standing in a hammock, until I fell and hit my head.

 

2 hours ago, fredwiggy said:

Have you actually done a survey on this or just assuming like many do here?

Just assuming.  I’m in the 20% btw.

1 hour ago, RSD1 said:

Not here. Two nuts a day keeps the doctors away. 

Sure does 

2 hours ago, connda said:

Not for me.  The pneumatic and hydraulics work like I'm a 20 year old.  Really - it has to do with your cardiovascular system.  If you have problems with the pneumatic and hydraulics "down there," you probably have problems with your ticker as well.  I used Viagra once for the hell of it when it first came out.  It just about ruptured the veins in my "friend."  And I only took 1/2 a dose.  Ain't never doing that again.  No need.

Be careful.  Don’t blow it up.

2 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

I bet 10 baht you say that but still need Kamagra or one of those

Only 10 baht?  Not very confident.