I've been wetting the bed a lot lately.

[123Stodg]

Lately, I’ve been dealing with this strange and pretty embarrassing nighttime issue. For some reason, I keep waking myself up around 2 or 3 a.m. with, well… really loud and explosive sleep farts. It’s almost like my body waits until I’m completely out cold to let it rip, as if it’s got a mind of its own.

 

I’ve tried cutting out dairy, beans, broccoli—pretty much everything that’s supposed to cause gas—but no luck. And the worst part? I share a bed with my missus, and I’m pretty sure she’s not happy about it. She hasn’t said anything (yet), but the look she gave me this morning was… well, let’s just say it spoke volumes.

 

I know things like stress, age, maybe even anxiety can mess with your system, but this feels like a whole new level. Anyone else out there battling with the nocturnal “booty blues”? And should I be worried that maybe it's something more serious, or is this just what my nights are gonna be like from now on?

 

Edited 5 hours ago by 123Stodg

[Olmate]

They call bed the fart sack for a reason! 

[gargamon]

Bob, is that you in there?

[123Stodg]

Also, I don't drink alcohol, I don't smoke cigarettes, I don't drink any carbonated drinks, but I have been drinking a bit more coffee lately than I usually do. I wonder if maybe the additional coffee could be the cause of this serious gas problem I am having? The gas cramps can be really uncomfortable at times too!

[AlexRich]

Who knew Donald J Trump posted on Thai Visa?

[scubascuba3]

18 minutes ago, AlexRich said:

Who knew Donald J Trump posted on Thai Visa?

He does know a lot about wind

[Gottfrid]

Looking at the posts above, it really shows the members attitude on this forum. Have anyone above been thinking about that this might be a serious problem for the OP? How would it be if you show some common sense and respect, and try to help instead? Otherwise, a good option is to refrain from posting garbage.

To OP: @123Stodg

As you say, you have been trying to cut down on everything that causes gas, and it does not work. Are you taking medicines like antibiotics or eating to quick, as that might also be a cause?

Sleeping position can also matter, as the best one is sleeping in a side position. Another idea might be to eat more times with smaller portions. There are also a lot of known medical condition, that I believe you have already read about online. If nothing help, It might be best to see a doctor/specialist.

[Etaoin Shrdlu]

A message from the TF Foundation.

 

 

[terryq]

7 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

Looking at the posts above, it really shows the members attitude on this forum. Have anyone above been thinking about that this might be a serious problem for the OP? How would it be if you show some common sense and respect, and try to help instead? Otherwise, a good option is to refrain from posting garbage.

 

Did you not notice that this is posted in Aseannow Community Pub where posting garbage is mandatory.

 

If serious medical suggestions were needed then he wouldould have posted in the Medical subforum.

 

 

[Gottfrid]

17 minutes ago, terryq said:

Did you not notice that this is posted in Aseannow Community Pub where posting garbage is mandatory.

 

If serious medical suggestions were needed then he wouldould have posted in the Medical subforum.

 

 

You ever thought about that the OP might not have been thinking about that or maybe not have the knowledge of it?

[roo860]

I always give my wife the benefit of the 'Dutch Oven' needless to say she's not too happy. 

Dutch oven

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Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers

Rosemary wasn't expecting a dutch oven but she got one this morning.

 

[Grumpy one]

3 hours ago, 123Stodg said:

Lately, I’ve been dealing with this strange and pretty embarrassing nighttime issue. For some reason, I keep waking myself up around 2 or 3 a.m. with, well… really loud and explosive sleep farts. It’s almost like my body waits until I’m completely out cold to let it rip, as if it’s got a mind of its own.

 

I’ve tried cutting out dairy, beans, broccoli—pretty much everything that’s supposed to cause gas—but no luck. And the worst part? I share a bed with my missus, and I’m pretty sure she’s not happy about it. She hasn’t said anything (yet), but the look she gave me this morning was… well, let’s just say it spoke volumes.

 

I know things like stress, age, maybe even anxiety can mess with your system, but this feels like a whole new level. Anyone else out there battling with the nocturnal “booty blues”? And should I be worried that maybe it's something more serious, or is this just what my nights are gonna be like from now on?

 

Sharing a loud smelly fart or 3 with my wife is pay back for her noisy friends and family