If your wife (GF) looked like this: Would you turn her in for theft?

[GammaGlobulin]

Dear Folks,

 

If your wife or GF looked like this one, would you turn her in for theft?

Also, if you were the judge, would you punish her, or let her go?

 

And, if you decided to punish her, what punishment do you believe might suit her crime?

 

And, just looking at her, are you, or are you not, so very happy that you live in Thailand, and not the USA?

I am, for one.

 

 

 

 

 

I have heard that, in many cities, shoplifting is sometimes not even punished.

This, however, rises above the level of shoplifting.

 

In addition; do you believe that what she seems to have done to her house is ALSO a crime?

 

Just wondering if my perspective might be warped, compared to those of the majority in the USA...these days.

 

Thank you so much.

 

Best regards,

And keep your houses clean....

Gamma

 

 

 

 

[novacova]

I wouldn’t be caught dead with a woman that looked like that. End of story.

[GammaGlobulin]

11 minutes ago, novacova said:

I wouldn’t be caught dead with a woman that looked like that. End of story.

 

You mean....

Even if she were the last American Woman on Earth?

 

[novacova]

2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

You mean....

Even if she was the last American Woman on Earth?

 

No. I mean the very last woman on earth. Too big for mating.

[GammaGlobulin]

3 minutes ago, novacova said:

No. I mean the very last woman on earth. Too big for mating.

 

She seems to lack the house-cleaning skill, as well, if you watch the vid.

All women should know how to clean house and cook.

 

[Lacessit]

She would not be my wife or GF under any circumstances.

 

I guess I would sentence her to a 1200 calorie daily diet, call it reformation.

 

She reminds me of an exchange between George Bernard Shaw and Gilbert Keith Chesterton.

 

"Shaw, you look like there's a famine in Ireland".

 

" Chesterton, you look like you caused it".

[GammaGlobulin]

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

She would not be my wife or GF under any circumstances.

 

I guess I would sentence her to a 1200 calorie daily diet, call it reformation.

 

She reminds me of an exchange between George Bernard Shaw and Gilbert Keith Chesterton.

 

"Shaw, you look like there's a famine in Ireland".

 

" Chesterton, you look like you caused it".

 

Nice quotes.

 

[Hanaguma]

1 hour ago, novacova said:

No. I mean the very last woman on earth. Too big for mating.

Not necessarily.

 

You just roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.  Just pray that you don't wind up in an armpit by mistake...

[grumpyoldman]

Pretty sure she pulled up on me near Suk soi 11. Smelled like an elephant.

[Jeff the Chef]

58 minutes ago, Hanaguma said:

Not necessarily.

 

You just roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.  Just pray that you don't wind up in an armpit by mistake...

 

No need for all that, just wait for a fart and that gives you a clue.

[blaze master]

1 hour ago, grumpyoldman said:

Pretty sure she pulled up on me near Suk soi 11. Smelled like an elephant.

 

Did she give you a reach around ?

[proton]

Had to sit next to a lump this size on last Emirates flight, not very comfortable, they should be made to buy 2 seats, one for each cheek. 

[SAFETY FIRST]

7 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

If your wife or GF looked like this one

Is that female? 

 

Looks like the guy that drives the garbage truck who picks up my rubbish bin. 

 

[hankypankee]

5 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I do not post any "random" bit of information that I find on the internet.

Every Topic I post here is well chosen, and thoroughly considered.

 

I am surprised that you have not yet begun to realize this...

By now.

Thank you for blessing us with only the finest nothingness and nonsense the internet has to offer. Truly, a level of curation and discernment that elevates the discourse to heights previously thought unreachable.

 

One can only shudder at the alternative. A world in which you, heaven forbid, began sharing mere ordinary drivel with us. The dystopia. The chaos. The descent into intellectual anarchy.

 

But, alas, we are but humble recipients of your wisdom. Grateful. Awed. Ever in your debt. May God show mercy upon us should you ever lower your standards.

[fredwiggy]

10 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

She seems to lack the house-cleaning skill, as well, if you watch the vid.

All women should know how to clean house and cook.

 

As should all men, if they want to be known as men and not little boys.

[CharlieH]

Not surprising the attitude of some.

But what if she she wasn't always like that?

 

What if she was a slim petite bride and due to health and mental issues (depression) that's what she has become ? Would you and are you the type of person to then turn your back on her and be so quick to judge a book by its cover?

[Lacessit]

3 hours ago, proton said:

Had to sit next to a lump this size on last Emirates flight, not very comfortable, they should be made to buy 2 seats, one for each cheek. 

IMO airlines should start charging a premium, based on the percent increase over normal body mass index.

 

Alternatively, put them in first or business class, with corresponding costs.

[proton]

45 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

Not surprising the attitude of some.

But what if she she wasn't always like that?

 

What if she was a slim petite bride and due to health and mental issues (depression) that's what she has become ? Would you and are you the type of person to then turn your back on her and be so quick to judge a book by its cover?

 

More a case of burger, fizzy drinks and cake issues 😊

[Lacessit]

57 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

Not surprising the attitude of some.

But what if she she wasn't always like that?

 

What if she was a slim petite bride and due to health and mental issues (depression) that's what she has become ? Would you and are you the type of person to then turn your back on her and be so quick to judge a book by its cover?

My GF showed me a photo of herself when she was in her twenties, with her very young daughter. She was quite porky.

 

She is not all that disciplined in what she eats, but is very dedicated in her exercise regimes. Gets stressed if she hits 43 kg.

 

What percentage of women are obese because they have mental or physical issues, and what percentage are fat because they have no self-control?

 

Call me shallow if you want, I prefer slim feminine women.