How do you fit in a plane seat ?

[bkknirvana]

Fat people should be forced to buy two seats.

 

They should declare it when buying their tickets. If they fail to, then they should be charged a hefty fee at the gate. 

 

If the plane is full then fatty ain't going anywhere except the terminal Dunkin Donuts!

[richard_smith237]

5 hours ago, Ben Zioner said:

 

Yep passengers should have to disclose their weight when buying their ticket.

 

I don't think it is fair to accomodate people weighing over 95 kg in a single seat. 

 

 

Why... I'm 183cm and 90 kgs (now)...  when I was about 20 and playing Rugby I was at least 10-15 kgs heavier...   (fit and bulked up)...   Should I have paid for two seats ?

 

There are a lot of fit and healthy people who are too large for some of the seats...  So this issue isn't just about 'lazy fat people' and fat and jumping on the fat shaming bandwagon... 

 

 

[problemfarang]

12 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

large fat obese person

 

you dont need to be one

sadly planes are making it more uncomfortable for people just to get more people in plane.. which means money. 

[GammaGlobulin]

35 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

@georgegeorgia Do your understand GG now. Nobody is using your initials. As you do not have any kind of copyright on them. 

Not so hard to grasp for such an intelligent guy like you, right?

 

In the future, then...

 

Please refer to ME as GG-Number-One...

 

And, the other gentleman as GG-Number-Two...

 

This is no more than I rightfully deserve.

 

[Gottfrid]

8 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

In the future, then...

 

Please refer to ME as GG-Number-One...

 

And, the other gentleman as GG-Number-Two...

 

This is no more than I rightfully deserve.

 

I don´t think that´s your demand to make. That´s up to every individual poster. However, there is a simple solution for you. Just read and keep up with the threads and you can figure it out all by yourself.

[daveAustin]

20 hours ago, marin said:

This old codger is going to get punched and will deserve it. It seems every time he comes here he loses more brain cells. 

Yep. Couldn’t be bothered to read the rest of it and am neither fat nor old, but this dude is begging to be flattened. 

[Ben Zioner]

10 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

There are a lot of fit and healthy people who are too large for some of the seats...  So this issue isn't just about 'lazy fat people' and fat and jumping on the fat shaming bandwagon... 

Yes you are are right, but you may note that in my post I didn't make any discrimination between slobs and rugby players. The latter might be an even greater burden for nearby passengers as they have invasive shoulders.

 

Only laws of physics should apply here, I guess you are aware of the facts that the aircraft take-off weight is factored into the flight fuel consumption.

[Walker88]

Fatties not only overflow in their seats, but they also are a risk in the event of the need to evacuate quickly. Depending on the size of the aircraft, they also affect center of gravity and trim.  I remember a few years ago there was a crash on takeoff of a commuter Beech 1900 because of poor distribution of the fatties.

 

Some cannot even fit into the aircraft bathrooms, which means they have to hold it for hours on trans continental flights. That alone should be incentive to put down the spoon.

 

When I was getting my pilot's license, my flight instructor stuck a 290 lb woman in the back seat of a Cessna 172, just to see if I could handle the different flight characteristics. Practicing stalls was a carnival ride. I ended up having to land in a trailing crosswind, as that is the runway ATC gave me. I guess my flight skills improved markedly that day, so I should tip my hat to her girth.

[save the frogs]

On 3/15/2025 at 11:35 PM, georgegeorgia said:

 

I did the "how many dental centres with the word "smile "

what else are you going to call a dental place?

I guess they could use the word "grin"? smirk maybe? 

[richard_smith237]

3 hours ago, Ben Zioner said:

Yes you are are right, but you may note that in my post I didn't make any discrimination between slobs and rugby players. The latter might be an even greater burden for nearby passengers as they have invasive shoulders.

 

Only laws of physics should apply here, I guess you are aware of the facts that the aircraft take-off weight is factored into the flight fuel consumption.

 

In that case my Wife should get a huge discount, as she's half my weight (makes up for it with baggage though)...

 

So now not only would you see fat people paying more, you'd see athletes penalised too ?

 

See what kind of daft rabbit hole this discussion can enter.

 

If you want to 'economise further' make people 'pee before take off' (or charge for onflight urination: Ryan Air) which seemed ridiculous until we realise ANA did this in 2009.

 

All Nippon Airways (ANA) suggested that passengers use the restroom before boarding as part of an initiative to reduce weight and save fuel costs. The idea was that lighter passengers mean a lighter aircraft, leading to fuel savings.

 

While the exact cost savings depend on multiple factors, such as passenger weight, aircraft type, and flight duration: Estimations are:

 

The average weight of urine per person is around 300-500ml (~0.3-0.5kg).

ANA carries about 42 million passengers per year.

If every passenger pees before boarding, it could reduce total aircraft weight by 12,600 to 21,000 kg per day (assuming full compliance).

Fuel savings are typically 3-5% per 1000 kg of weight reduced.

Jet fuel costs around $3 per gallon (~$0.79 per litre), and fuel burn rate varies by aircraft.

 

Rough Calculation:

A Boeing 787 burns ~ 0.08 kg of fuel per kg of weight per hour.

For a 3-hour flight, the reduction could mean ~3.8 to 6.3 kg of fuel saved per flight.

With ~2000 daily ANA flights, that equates to 7,600 to 12,600 kg of fuel saved daily.

At $0.79 per litre (~$3 per gallon), this could mean daily savings of $6,000 to $10,000+.

Annually, that’s up to $3.65 million in fuel savings.

 

 

 

[richard_smith237]

3 hours ago, Ben Zioner said:

Only laws of physics should apply here, I guess you are aware of the facts that the aircraft take-off weight is factored into the flight fuel consumption.

 

 

You're mixing the laws of Physics with the Laws of Economics - Airliners have no issues carrying larger people...   

 

... It may cost more to do so, but then it cost less to carry smaller people - so that balances out.

 

The only issue becomes when a seatbelt cannot be worn - but there are extensions. 

 

Do those who claim 'safety risks' always pay extra for the exit row - I very much doubt so, their sanctimony is just that.. just like the people who state children should not be allowed on flights - just a bunch of grump boomers !

 

 

 

 

[newbee2022]

Who asks that? An obese fat farang? 😂🤣🤗

[sqwakvfr]

Aren't most economy seats about 18 inches (46 Cm) wide?  This would be tight fit for many foreigners in LOS. 

[bkknirvana]

19 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Why... I'm 183cm and 90 kgs (now)...  when I was about 20 and playing Rugby I was at least 10-15 kgs heavier...   (fit and bulked up)...   Should I have paid for two seats ?

 

There are a lot of fit and healthy people who are too large for some of the seats...  So this issue isn't just about 'lazy fat people' and fat and jumping on the fat shaming bandwagon... 

 

 

 

Yes, you should have to pay for two seats, you inconsiderate piece of <deleted>.

[bkknirvana]

On 3/16/2025 at 4:29 AM, CharlieH said:

They seem to manage.......

 

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSkZVtT6ga-ZK2qHYJKcZzgW_x4bYZbnS2cg&s

 

People this fat should be banned from travelling except in private transport.

[richard_smith237]

7 minutes ago, bkknirvana said:

Yes, you should have to pay for two seats, you inconsiderate piece of <deleted>.

 

Thank you...    now.. should I have to pay for two seats because I'm 183cm tall, or because I'm a fit and healthy 90 kgs ??? 

 

[richard_smith237]

8 minutes ago, bkknirvana said:

On 3/16/2025 at 11:29 AM, CharlieH said:

 

People this fat should be banned from travelling except in private transport.

 

This guy was the Worlds Strongest Man - I'm sure this photo was just a publicity stunt to trigger idiots - well done !!! 

 

I figure nasty ayholes should be banned from travelling except in private transport, no one wants to be sat next to a grade A1 ayhole for 12 hours...  

 

 

 

 

[Keeps]

I normally get to board the plane early in the first wave due to membership status. Doesn't matter in business (which I rarely fly) but even in premium economy, I sit and watch the subsequent boarders and I'm often muttering to myself "please don't be sat next to me, please don't be sat next to me". 

 

The fatties often grab all the 'beer snack's' aswell.

[CharlieH]

 

Post commenting on moderation, and post responding to it have been removed.

[TedG]

24 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Thank you...    now.. should I have to pay for two seats because I'm 183cm tall, or because I'm a fit and healthy 90 kgs ??? 

 

You are not too large for an airline seat. 

[richard_smith237]

1 minute ago, TedG said:

25 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Thank you...    now.. should I have to pay for two seats because I'm 183cm tall, or because I'm a fit and healthy 90 kgs ??? 

 

You are not too large for an airline seat. 

 

I know... however,  it seems bkknirvara is taking is 'netizen outrage' and doubling down... 

 

 

[richard_smith237]

23 minutes ago, Keeps said:

I normally get to board the plane early in the first wave due to membership status. Doesn't matter in business (which I rarely fly) but even in premium economy, I sit and watch the subsequent boarders and I'm often muttering to myself "please don't be sat next to me, please don't be sat next to me". 

 

The fatties often grab all the 'beer snack's' aswell.

 

C'mon.... No one believes you... ..  You're not thinking that at all....    you're sat there watching the single hotties boarding thinking "Please be sat next to me"   !!!!   

[Keeps]

4 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

C'mon.... No one believes you... ..  You're not thinking that at all....    you're sat there watching the single hotties boarding thinking "Please be sat next to me"   !!!!   

You're right. But I can see the hotties looking at their tickets muttering to themselves "please don't let me be sat next to him".

[richard_smith237]

Just now, Keeps said:

7 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

C'mon.... No one believes you... ..  You're not thinking that at all....    you're sat there watching the single hotties boarding thinking "Please be sat next to me"   !!!!   

You're right. But I can see the hotties looking at their tickets muttering to themselves "please don't let me be sat next to him".

 

Haha... thats what I always figure they're thinking...     

... That said,  the last two flights I've sat next to Thai females...  one just said hello and then slept the whole flight, another chatted with me the whole way !!... 

 

I fly so much now I don't really care, as long as the 'seat partner' is polite...  & most people are... 

 

 

 

 

   

 

[JAG]

The more I read, the more I am resolved to avoid Pattaya. Not because of the girls, or even the ladyboys, but the bizarre farangs which seems to lurk around every corner!

[Keeps]

17 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Haha... thats what I always figure they're thinking...     

... That said,  the last two flights I've sat next to Thai females...  one just said hello and then slept the whole flight, another chatted with me the whole way !!... 

 

I fly so much now I don't really care, as long as the 'seat partner' is polite...  & most people are... 

 

 

 

 

   

 

You'd get the best of both worlds sat next to me.

 

I talk in my sleep.

[khunPer]

Easy peasy...

[johng]

On 3/16/2025 at 11:51 AM, Yagoda said:

I have more chins than a Shanghai phone book.

 

I think Weird All   sums it up  to Micheal Jacksons Bad.

 

"Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, ho
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat "

[The Old Bull]

On 3/16/2025 at 3:46 PM, georgegeorgia said:

No your right , I noticed this 

 

Maybe we have a flight a academic here who could tell us ,has plane seats gotten smaller in the last 20 years ?

If you hink Air Asia is bad then stay away from Lion Air.

[The Old Bull]

I paid for a bigger seat on Nok Air once but the guy that flopped down next to me was a giant so I was no further ahead, waste of money.