Pattaya has won the day by quite a margin. Surprisingly Phuket was the least popular with only a single vote!

Looks like over 80 people are coming now. Hopefully we get a few more signing up and get over one hundred.

 

I think Pattaya winning reflects what brought most of here to Thailand in the first place.

 

I remember my first trip, arriving at night heading down North Road and laying eyes on the beach at night for the first time which looks better at night than during the day.

 

The first Gogo I saw was on Beach Road near Soi 7 and 8. I think it is a restaurant now, if anybody can remember the name of it please refresh my memory. 
 

As soon as I checked in the hotel I rushed back there and saw the beautiful Mot (which means Ant) working her magic on the chrome pole and I knew we were meant to be together. She told me she got her name because her Dad was wondering what to call her and he saw an ant.

 

I paid the fine to take her out of the bar. I had never been with such a beauty, silky but firm skin that felt rubbery.

 

I admit I got over exited and prematurely ejaculated because of my enthusiasm.

 

Next morning she gazed into my eyes and she said wanted to stay with me the whole two weeks of my trip.

 

How could I say no? Her English was really good.

 

So we went back to the gogo that afternoon and I paid her barfines for the whole two weeks.

 

She took me all over, to Koh Larn, to Jomtien, to eat seafood at Bang Saen beach, some Navy beach at Sattahip, to Walking Steet, taught me about Thai food and culture, mango and sticky rice on Central Road, noodle soup, grilled chicken, sea bass with lemon and chilli and Tom Yum with Prawns.

At night we went to Excite disco on third road where she knew a lot of people and Marine bar and Tonys on Walking street dancing the nights away. 
She had a friend from her hometown who worked in a gay gogo on Soi 13 so we often visited him there also. 
We went shopping for clothes at Mike’s plaza and I bought her a little frog with a stick that made frog noises.
 

After the two weeks we were both in love so I promised I would return as soon as possible to be with her again. On the last day I gave her 1,500 thb so she could take care of herself and she promised me she wouldn’t go with any other customers at work, but would just get tips for lady drinks until I got back.

 

We got each others emails and I missed her as soon as the flight took off.

 

Back in cold Blighty I missed her terribly and couldnt wait to see her again but she asked me for money so I stopped answering her emails.

 

I sometimes wonder how she is going these days.

 

 

 

Anyway I don’t know Pattaya very well so would be helpful to hear from the expats who live there.

So any suggestions where would be the best venue?

 

Should we have a round of golf during the day  up at Siam Country Club? Or just hit the Gentleman’s clubs? Or Soi 6?

Soi Buakao/Lenkee at night or the famous Walking Street? 
Cherry’s Buffet for dinner? Or maybe a members restaurant? 

 

All suggestions considered so we cater for everyone and their WAGS.

 

 

Why dont you rent out a spot and fill it with ladies ? 

When is it? How much? Is there a venue or just meet up at the coconut bar alco-cart?

 

Most venues are pretty small Hot Tuna might be big enough though. Easy enough to find. Is there some sort of meeting planned or just drinking? With settled dates, the count could go up, particularly if dates are involved.

Has @Lewie London hacked your account?

14 minutes ago, cjinchiangrai said:

Most venues are pretty small Hot Tuna might be big enough though

I think the Royal Cliff Resort has some big meeting rooms if needed.

15 minutes ago, Keeps said:

Has @Lewie London hacked your account?

You coming?

31 minutes ago, blaze master said:

Why dont you rent out a spot and fill it with ladies ? 

Where will we get ladies from, we have voted on having it in Pattaya. 
Lots of females in Pattaya but none I would describe as a Lady.

 

Or do you mean Lady boys?

 

Jing thing is from Pattaya, he would probably know. 

10 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

I think the Royal Cliff Resort has some big meeting rooms if needed.

Most bigger hotels do. There is no mention of the format or itinerary though. I was starting at the low end. Anywhere but a Nightwish venue. 

20 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

Where will we get ladies from, we have voted on having it in Pattaya. 
Lots of females in Pattaya but none I would describe as a Lady.

 

Or do you mean Lady boys?

 

Jing thing is from Pattaya, he would probably know. 

 

I mean bitches.

It is with the deepest sorrow and most heartfelt regret that I must inform everyone that I will not be receiving the blessings of this event from my presence. I realize the date has not yet been chosen, but please understand that my calendar is already overflowing with commitments of such unmatched importance that they will inevitably coincide with whatever date you end up selecting. Truly, fate can be disastrously cruel.

 

To those of you fortunate enough to attend, I can only imagine the sheer ecstasy you will experience. The venue will undoubtedly be five star, possibly six, and the collective brilliance of those present will surely make it a titillating nightmare to remember for decades, or at least until the dessert is served.

 

One humble request, if I may. Should any kind soul capture a well lit, perfectly centered mug shot of Susan Harris, I would be eternally grateful. Such a masterpiece would hold a place of honor as the crown jewel of my dartboard target collection, where it will inspire many moments of focused joy and athletic precision.

7 hours ago, blaze master said:

 

I mean bitches.

You from Pattaya.

You want to volunteer for that task? 
Any other takers?

2 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

You from Pattaya.

You want to volunteer for that task? 
Any other takers?

 

If i rounded up all of the bitches what would the rest of your do ? 

 

 

@short-TimerWhile it isn't from the upcoming Xmas bash, this is an earlier one.   Wish you'd asked before.

 

9 minutes ago, blaze master said:

 

If i rounded up all of the bitches what would the rest of your do ? 

 

 

Circle jerk.

5 hours ago, short-Timer said:

It is with the deepest sorrow and most heartfelt regret that I must inform everyone that I will not be receiving the blessings of this event from my presence. I realize the date has not yet been chosen, but please understand that my calendar is already overflowing with commitments of such unmatched importance that they will inevitably coincide with whatever date you end up selecting. Truly, fate can be disastrously cruel.

 

To those of you fortunate enough to attend, I can only imagine the sheer ecstasy you will experience. The venue will undoubtedly be five star, possibly six, and the collective brilliance of those present will surely make it a titillating nightmare to remember for decades, or at least until the dessert is served.

 

One humble request, if I may. Should any kind soul capture a well lit, perfectly centered mug shot of Susan Harris, I would be eternally grateful. Such a masterpiece would hold a place of honor as the crown jewel of my dartboard target collection, where it will inspire many moments of focused joy and athletic precision.

Why are you talking funny?

7 hours ago, cjinchiangrai said:

Most bigger hotels do.

Not like the Royal Cliff.

i often go there for business conferences.

Best in Thailand.

8 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

I think the Royal Cliff Resort has some big meeting rooms if needed.

Ballroom at Cape Dara is decent, hire a dozen cocks in frocks for entertainment.

9 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

The first Gogo I saw was on Beach Road near Soi 7 and 8.

Worldwide a gogo. 

 

Opening time around 4pm, a girl would run around the stage naked, 3 or 4 times, another girl open the door to the street, naked girl would bend over, showing her butt and throw some alcoholic drink on the pavement. 

 

Nice view for the pedestrians walking past at the time she opens the door 😎

 

A few years back i tried to help arrange a ThaiVisa party -- until I found out it was all to be done on a barter arrangement -- the hotel world not be paid for the use of the venue and would not be selling food and drinks as that would be brought in from other sponsors.

 

So unless things have changed, the Royal Cliff would not be paid for the use of their venue but should be willing to do so solely for the value  of the publicity.

8 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

You coming?

And here am I hoping/wishing that you answered your own headline by saying that YOU were not attending.

Ah well, that has made up my own mind for me.

9 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

And here am I hoping/wishing that you answered your own headline by saying that YOU were not attending.

Ah well, that has made up my own mind for me.

Second that,,,no.function rooms at.Royal Cliff😭😭 toss me large does Mal.(function)! 

56 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Worldwide a gogo. 

 

Opening time around 4pm, a girl would run around the stage naked, 3 or 4 times, another girl open the door to the street, naked girl would bend over, showing her butt and throw some alcoholic drink on the pavement. 

 

Nice view for the pedestrians walking past at the time she opens the door 😎

 

That was it.

Thanks for the info,

I have trying to remember that for years.

When I returned to Pattaya years later I still had feelings for Mot, so went there hoping to find her but it wasn’t a gogo anymore, it was a restaurant I think.

It broke my heart.

58 minutes ago, jerrymahoney said:

the Royal Cliff would not be paid for the use of their venue but should be willing to do so solely for the value  of the publicity.

It would be great publicity for them.

South East Asias most popular forum for expats. 
Thaivisa has been taken over by Thaiger/Fazwaz real estate group so I would think there would be a LOT more money for it these days.

Their commissions are huge.

Maybe Dan Cheeseman could provide the hamburgers and could do a talk.

1 hour ago, jerrymahoney said:

A few years back i tried to help arrange a ThaiVisa party -- until I found out it was all to be done on a barter arrangement -- the hotel world not be paid for the use of the venue and would not be selling food and drinks as that would be brought in from other sponsors.

 

So unless things have changed, the Royal Cliff would not be paid for the use of their venue but should be willing to do so solely for the value  of the publicity.

While they could probably use the publicity on the South side of the mountain, that does not pay the staff and the bills. 

3 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

It would be great publicity for them.

South East Asias most popular forum for expats. 
Thaivisa has been taken over by Thaiger/Fazwaz real estate group so I would think there would be a LOT more money for it these days.

Their commissions are huge.

Maybe Dan Cheeseman could provide the hamburgers and could do a talk.

Maybe talk to the Russian consulate, they are already sponsoring a lot of content.

11 hours ago, cjinchiangrai said:

Most venues are pretty small Hot Tuna might be big enough though. 

Doubt that more than 20 people will be coming a only 19 votes for the place and don't think that many people will travel much to get there.

12 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

Back in cold Blighty I missed her terribly and couldnt wait to see her again but she asked me for money so I stopped answering her emails.

Nice guy. You probably liked that she would wait and not work, but didn´t understand that she needed to make money from somewhere.

11 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

You coming?

I'm not even breathing hard.

12 hours ago, blaze master said:

Why dont you rent out a spot and fill it with ladies ? 

You Do mean men in dresses don't you  

You could hold at the best tourist attraction in Pattaya, possibly all of Thailand.   Has seating, CHEAP ALCOHOL, diverse continental menu (items) 

 

That's right, I'm talking about the 'World's Largest" ... possibly best ... 

 

 

Enough seating for all the trolls 😎