1 minute ago, emptypockets said:

Why not? There are some hot mature women around. Show you a thing or three.

correct, I was doing "MILFs" when i was in my late teens  did a fair few grannies too, although coming from liverpool the grannies were not that much older than me   just did a google and they reckon about 30  for the youngest granny in the UK    there was one near me who was 25 I kid you not

8 minutes ago, Bday Prang said:

correct, I was doing "MILFs" when i was in my late teens  did a fair few grannies too, although coming from liverpool the grannies were not that much older than me   just did a google and they reckon about 30  for the youngest granny in the UK    there was one near me who was 25 I kid you not

A granny at 25?

Classy Family.

 

I met a mature lady recently.

She was hot.

It was about 11pm.

We started chatting and I was surprised when she said she was sixty.

Conversation went on and then she stunned me.

She asked if I would like a mother and daughter threesome.

If she looks this good imagine the daughter!

I'm in!

We get her place, she walks in and shouts

'Mum you still awake?'.

2 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

What about the eye being part of the meal, you don't look at what you eat?

 

 

Maybe if I was starving, ok.

Turn off the light or do them from behind if you are squeamish,  personally I don't look at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire

1 minute ago, emptypockets said:

A granny at 25?

Classy Family.

actually council estate scum , and fiercely proud of it   lol 

9 hours ago, thesetat said:

I guess her foreigner partner found a younger/prettier/sexier version to be with and walked off to talk to her. The woman facing losing her foreigner money felt she had no choice but self harm. She of course needs a psychiatrist and a lot of depression pills in the future. Sad women do not plan on their foreigner to have his eyes (or more) stray in a city like Pattaya. 

Gratuitous cobblers.

40 minutes ago, Bday Prang said:

they reckon about 30  for the youngest granny in the UK    there was one near me who was 25 I kid you not

The youngest one was 30 yet you knew one who was 25?  How does that work, kidding us not?

1 hour ago, Cameroni said:

What about the eye being part of the meal, you don't look at what you eat?

Not if I'm having my tea and I'm watching Emmerdale on catch-up. No way Jose. 

35 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

The youngest one was 30 yet you knew one who was 25?  How does that work, kidding us not?

How on earth should I know ?