4 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

She asked me to massage her a$$. So I did, and then moved up to her arms....Suddenly I hear "A$$!!!"...This girl knows what she wants...

 

Yes she wants more and more dollars as you rightly told us, we would have thought that was obvious.

 

The dollar signs you used in your comment above was you knowing what she really wants. 😆

8 minutes ago, JamesPhuket10 said:

 

How the hell would you know? 

 

"Tirak, I not do this many time, I only do for you, I need money, I do it, I good girl, give me more money and I will do more just for you, not another one".

 

"I love old man, I do really, I not like young good looking man, I like old one". 

 

And yet you think we can not pay for the same, so funny but keep it up as it is entertaining for fifteen minutes at a time when I take breaks from my 'work'. 

 

You could make real money if you wrote fantasy stories and sold them, you would have everyone falling off their seats laughing.

 

 

Seems you are very experienced in the pay for play game.

15 minutes ago, JamesPhuket10 said:

How the hell would you know? 

 

She's very honest.

 

She told me.

 

And all her exes were older guys btw. She likes us.

She just broke my Captain Morgan's and coke glass.

 

A dispute over what badminton to watch on Youtube.

42 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Great examples of a physical athlete - and of Norwegians too - but let’s not pretend he’s a looker.

 

To quote Peter Crouch, when asked, ‘What would you be if you weren’t a footballer?’ to which he replied, ‘A virgin’ !!

 

 

Håland is like an albino version of the missing link... Just imagine if he offered PG her required 20,000 baht - she'd latch on to him with the enthusiasm of a Ryanair surcharge...

I didnt mention Braut Håland as the good looker, but Martin Ødegaard is more eyecandy for the ladies. And a decent Good lad as well. Always polite and not cocky, and that appeals to ladies, especially when you have proved yourselves. 

37 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

And of course that's her favourite player. After Declan Rice, the anaemic primadonna.

 

Haland is a troll of course.

 

 

Still Håland is still the best finisher in along time, and even he got his cocky viking god cartoon look, ladies likes him, so

 

Im not the perfect one in every ones aspect or pretty boy category either, but with media on your side, you get ladies, and that’s how it is. At once you are on tv and perform well in something, you get girls. 

5 minutes ago, Hummin said:

Still Håland is still the best finisher in along time, and even he got his cocky viking god cartoon look, ladies likes him, so

 

I never met a lady that likes him, but he's a strange finisher, sure. A cut price Ibrahimovic.

 

I suppose Haland did get a passable looker. Based on his good looks, I doubt it...

50 minutes ago, emptypockets said:

Seems you are very experienced in the pay for play game.

 

I am indeed experienced after reading all of the comments on this blog for a number of years.

 

And from listening to a friend who had a restaurant/bar in Phuket for twenty years, he used to tell me all of the stories he had seen in real life from his customers and the bar girls they ended up with. His was a non-girly bar but he knew many guys who ran girly bars.

 

There was one time at a  very large bar where three guys had turned up to see the same 'girlfriend' who worked at the bar, each were sitting in different areas in the bar,  she was informed and did a runner for two weeks and the guys were told she had gone home to see her sick father, they never found out so they all kept on sending her the usual monthly retainer, I did laugh. 

 

All very informative info right from the horses mouth so to speak. 

 

I also know about Roman history for example but I was not actually there, do you think it is not possible to know how the world works without having to actually be involved in every aspect of it? 😆

 

 

1 hour ago, Cameroni said:

 

Except, she is not of course. I even asked her .She was greatly offended. So thanks for that nugget, as usual Richard.

 

She's just a serial dater with a boyfriend of 2 years, whom she picked on material advantage. That doesn't make her an escort.

 

 

....yet on Wednesday you admitted she was an escort. More flip flops then Brighton beach on a summer afternoon. You don't even know which lies you told now there have been so many.

What a deluded old man you are - to the point you are even confusing and deluding yourself on a daily basis now.

 

36 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

I never met a lady that likes him, but he's a strange finisher, sure. A cut price Ibrahimovic.

 

I suppose Haland did get a passable looker. Based on his good looks, I doubt it...

 

Well, nobody likes bar ladies om either obviously 🤔😆

 

I met many ladies telling me what men they like, and I can't say all of them gets the ideal man they thought they would have. Same goes for men.

 

Money and available pussy makes most men and women change their minds. Strange it is

19 minutes ago, JamesPhuket10 said:

they never found out so they all kept on sending her the usual monthly retainer,

 

Yes but these guys who do this don't live in thailand full-time.

 

It's different if you live with the girl, you keep an eye on her. you will find out soon enough if there are other guys on the radar. Of course if you live abroad you can't keep an eye on her. And guys who send money from abroad are complete idiots. 

 

 

Fly to Hokkaido, Japan, she never saw snow.

Ok have to change wardrobe.

10 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

 

Yes but these guys who do this don't live in thailand full-time.

 

It's different if you live with the girl, you keep an eye on her. you will find out soon enough if there are other guys on the radar. Of course if you live abroad you can't keep an eye on her. And guys who send money from abroad are complete idiots. 

 

 

 

What I do not understand is why would any guy want such a girl full time, if she was low enough to sell herself to so many other guys for money then she will have no qualms about bleeding guys dry even though they are, 'keeping an eye on on her".

 

Let's not go around and around the 'she is poor' excuse, many women are poor but would never do such a job.

 

And why are most bar girls around the country in bars spread thought the country from Issan?

 

I suspect they have a different culture and approach to life as they have only been part of Thailand for 150 years but still mostly carry Laos genes and culture and are completely different to Thais from other regions.

 

A true fact is most Thais from other regions do not consider them as being real Thais and that is not something I have made up. 

 

 

 

42 minutes ago, josephbloggs said:

...yet on Wednesday you admitted she was an escort. More flip flops then Brighton beach on a summer afternoon. You don't even know which lies you told now there have been so many.

What a deluded old man you are - to the point you are even confusing and deluding yourself on a daily basis now.

 

I did briefly consider if CM girl was an escort.

 

Briefly.

 

But her reaction when the subject was broached leaves no room for doubt. She's just a material girl serial dater who picks dates based on adventure value.

39 minutes ago, Hummin said:

Same goes for men.

 

That's true. We all make compromises. Sure my girl is 24, super hot and pretty, but of course she's not 100% perfect. She's an Arsenal fan for a start.

27 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

you will find out soon enough if there are other guys on the radar

 

Exactly.

 

And I'm happy to report Phuket Girl is focused only on me. Nobody else.

 

So don't worry.

23 minutes ago, xtrnuno41 said:

Fly to Hokkaido, Japan, she never saw snow.

Ok have to change wardrobe.

 

What a great idea!

 

We can go skiing!!!

8 minutes ago, JamesPhuket10 said:

Let's not go around and around the 'she is poor' excuse, many women are poor but would never do such a job.

I agree with you.

 

I avoid any (serious involvement) with girls who remotely seem like they've done a stint in the bar scene.

 

I spoke to girl on an app once. She was in Isaan but said she had just gotten back from "Chonburi". Chonburi seemed a bit too much like a secret code word for Pattaya, so I got nervous and cut her loose. 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

And I'm happy to report Phuket Girl is focused only on me. Nobody else.

 

Make sure you check her phone when she takes a shower. 

 

Just now, save the frogs said:

 

Make sure you check her phone when she takes a shower. 

 

 

No need. The look in her eyes speaks loud and clear.

 

She just asked me, "do you love me?". I said "no". But she knows the truth.

 

Anyway, she got so upset when she thought another girl wrote to me, she's got to be in love with me.

8 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

What a great idea!

 

We can go skiing!!!

 

So, so take it easy, do not spend all your money at once 😉

 

keep in mind you need to buy a new captain Morgan bottle and glass to

She tricked me. She said "Let''s get drunk" but then hardly drank the rum and coke at all. Then smashed her glass, supposedly accidentally.

 

She's stoned cold sober, if somewhat drunk on love, certainly not on rum and coke.

 

On the couch now addicted to Tik Tok. I will try to cattle herd her into the bedroom now.

 

Hope this works.

 

 

5 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

I agree with you.

 

I avoid any (serious involvement) with girls who remotely seem like they've done a stint in the bar scene.

 

I spoke to girl on an app once. She was in Isaan but said she had just gotten back from "Chonburi". Chonburi seemed a bit too much like a secret code word for Pattaya, so I got nervous and cut her loose. 

 

 

 

I never used such apps (I am not knocking them though) the problem is people can say anything they like on such platforms.

 

But if you meet a potential girlfriend working in a bank for instance at least you know she works in a bank etc.

 

So you are wise to not take what people say for granted. 

1 minute ago, Hummin said:

 

So, so take it easy, do not spend all your money at once 😉

 

keep in mind you need to buy a new captain Morgan bottle and glass to

 

Fair point, skiing is expensive, even in cut-price Japan.

 

Maybe Krabi, better.

1 minute ago, JamesPhuket10 said:

But if you meet a potential girlfriend working in a bank for instance at least you know she works in a bank etc.

 

Hahahahaha...yah, she'll never lie to you cause she works in a bank.

 

Lol.

 

Some people, man....Lol.

 

She's still a WOMAN dude!

8 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

No need. The look in her eyes speaks loud and clear.

 

She just asked me, "do you love me?". I said "no". But she knows the truth.

 

Anyway, she got so upset when she thought another girl wrote to me, she's got to be in love with me.

 

Yet you are on this blog 24 hours a day, I don't know how you have time to interact with your imaginary 'girlfriend'. 

 

I see your imaginary girlfriend is also a good actress. 

2 minutes ago, JamesPhuket10 said:

 

I never used such apps (I am not knocking them though) the problem is people can say anything they like on such platforms.

 

But if you meet a potential girlfriend working in a bank for instance at least you know she works in a bank etc.

 

So you are wise to not take what people say for granted. 

I already offered him my emigration officer, but he thought she got to big ass, so?  Not easy 

 

This odyssey of dating in SE Asia has at least brought me clarity on one thing: If it's a female -she'll lie.

 

Truth is male, Lies are female.

 

There is absolutely no chance a woman will ever be honest. Zero. Basically, a woman is the human form of a lie.

 

You can't have truth and woman in the same sentence. They are poiar opposites.

 

The female is born to lie. 

 

There is no way around this. We must accept it.

1 minute ago, Cameroni said:

 

Hahahahaha...yah, she'll never lie to you cause she works in a bank.

 

Lol.

 

Some people, man....Lol.

 

She's still a WOMAN dude!

 

Why don't you invent imaginary girlfriends you do not have to pay for and they you will see they are not all after money as so many of them have their own money already from a business they set up themselves for example. 

 

Just because your imagination is limited does not mean in real life such women do not exist.

 

2 minutes ago, JamesPhuket10 said:

 

Yet you are on this blog 24 hours a day, I don't know how you have time to interact with your imaginary 'girlfriend'. 

 

I see your imaginary girlfriend is also a good actress. 

 

Not at all.

 

We just didn't go out today, apart from market. We were going to get drunk. But she's hooked on Tik Tok now.

 

I'll see about herding her into the bedroom very soon.

 

"Imaginary"? You and Richard should have children.