I'm doing my best not to mention how my amazing Chinese wife found a job just two months after arriving. And you definitely won't hear me talk about how Canadian healthcare is actually fantastic, despite what the online trolls claim. Finally, I'm certainly not going to rub it in that a bank handed my wife a premium, unsecured credit card the moment she opened her account, while pensioners in Thailand are calling their agent about a missed balance. Nope. Not saying a word about that. Finally, I can stop rubbing it in that globally responsible Canadian Boomers are essentially running an international charity by moving abroad, reducing resource strain,while still paying Canadian taxes all so a Serbian refugee and his bride can afford to live in a first world country. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

 

Now to topic. While I was basking in the sun in Thailand, my digestive system was apparently on extended leave. I'm talking a solid A+ experience once or maybe twice a month if the stars aligned perfectly. I lived a life of constant disappointment. But now? Now I'm back in Canada, and I'm here to tell you.... my stools are wonderful. A solid, high quality dump every single day. I don't know what kind of poison they put in food over there, but being back feels fantastic.

 

 

Brb

47 minutes ago, Celsius said:

my stools are wonderful.

Crappy story

 

😂

It could be the colder weather, it shrivels up the scrotum, maybe it's doing the same to your rectum 

Well good for you.  I've always found work when wanting, banks always gave me CC, if wanting, and healthcare excellent everywhere I lived.   Never used or needed an agent for anything.  Just have to plan your life & choose wisely, as with all things.

 

With that, choosing wisely, it's not what they put in the food in Thailand, it's the Thai food you chose to put in yourself.   I have none of the digestive issues you experienced.

 

Live with your choices.

 

 

11 minutes ago, KhunLA said:

 

With that, choosing wisely, it's not what they put in the food in Thailand, it's the Thai food you chose to put in yourself.   I have none of the digestive issues you experienced.

 

Live with your choices.

 

So its solid?

3 minutes ago, Celsius said:

 

So its solid?

 

Normal, every time, every day, 99.999999 % of the time  

 

You are what you eat.   Enjoy the frigid cold ... NO THANKS

6 minutes ago, KhunLA said:

 

Normal, every time, every day, 99.999999 % of the time  

 

You are what you eat.   Enjoy the frigid cold ... NO THANKS

 

Yea, I don't believe you. 27k posts of verbal diarrhea 

2 hours ago, Celsius said:

I'm doing my best not to mention how my amazing Chinese wife found a job just two months after arriving. And you definitely won't hear me talk about how Canadian healthcare is actually fantastic, despite what the online trolls claim. Finally, I'm certainly not going to rub it in that a bank handed my wife a premium, unsecured credit card the moment she opened her account, while pensioners in Thailand are calling their agent about a missed balance. Nope. Not saying a word about that. Finally, I can stop rubbing it in that globally responsible Canadian Boomers are essentially running an international charity by moving abroad, reducing resource strain,while still paying Canadian taxes all so a Serbian refugee and his bride can afford to live in a first world country. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

 

 

Now to topic. While I was basking in the sun in Thailand, my digestive system was apparently on extended leave. I'm talking a solid A+ experience once or maybe twice a month if the stars aligned perfectly. I lived a life of constant disappointment. But now? Now I'm back in Canada, and I'm here to tell you.... my stools are wonderful. A solid, high quality dump every single day. I don't know what kind of poison they put in food over there, but being back feels fantastic.

 

 

Brb

Really sounds like you're full of <deleted>, as we've always suspected.

4 minutes ago, gargamon said:

Really sounds like you're full of <deleted>, as we've always suspected.

 

Sounds like you need a good dump.

 

It really puts perspective on things 

3 hours ago, Celsius said:

I'm doing my best not to mention how my amazing Chinese wife found a job just two months after arriving. And you definitely won't hear me talk about how Canadian healthcare is actually fantastic, despite what the online trolls claim. Finally, I'm certainly not going to rub it in that a bank handed my wife a premium, unsecured credit card the moment she opened her account, while pensioners in Thailand are calling their agent about a missed balance. Nope. Not saying a word about that. Finally, I can stop rubbing it in that globally responsible Canadian Boomers are essentially running an international charity by moving abroad, reducing resource strain,while still paying Canadian taxes all so a Serbian refugee and his bride can afford to live in a first world country. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

 

 

Now to topic. While I was basking in the sun in Thailand, my digestive system was apparently on extended leave. I'm talking a solid A+ experience once or maybe twice a month if the stars aligned perfectly. I lived a life of constant disappointment. But now? Now I'm back in Canada, and I'm here to tell you.... my stools are wonderful. A solid, high quality dump every single day. I don't know what kind of poison they put in food over there, but being back feels fantastic.

 

 

Brb

Why not become a complete turd and publish pics 

1 minute ago, Grumpy one said:

Why not become a complete turd and publish pics 

 

Wow.... someone just 💦 

Yeh well fill your boots! The healthcare is fabulous isn't it? Until "you" need it of course. Here's an example: 

https://www.cp24.com/news/canada/2025/11/23/i-was-panicking-man-claims-he-switched-hospitals-learned-he-was-having-a-heart-attack/

 

Oh, need a specialist. Good luck with that. Yeh, fill your boot!

6 minutes ago, Celsius said:

 

Wow.... someone just 💦 

Be honest, do you think Anyone except a few sick individuals, is interested in your bowel movements

2 minutes ago, Grumpy one said:

Be honest, do you think Anyone except a few sick individuals, is interested in your bowel movements

 

You literally  showed interest 2 replies ago 

5 minutes ago, 300sd said:

Yeh well fill your boots! The healthcare is fabulous isn't it? Until "you" need it of course. Here's an example: 

https://www.cp24.com/news/canada/2025/11/23/i-was-panicking-man-claims-he-switched-hospitals-learned-he-was-having-a-heart-attack/

 

Oh, need a specialist. Good luck with that. Yeh, fill your boot!

 

I am literally going full on georgegeorgia with paranoia. Already billed the government thousands of dollars for all kinds of exams.

 

Carney Cares

17 minutes ago, Grumpy one said:

Why not become a complete turd and publish pics 

And post them up on https://checkmypoo.com/

Hope your amazing chinese wife found where to buy a genuine made Canada Goose duffle parka at a bargain price ? 😁

1 minute ago, Middle Aged Grouch said:

Hope your amazing chinese wife found where to buy a genuine made Canada Goose duffle parka at a bargain price ? 😁

 

No, she ain't buying that. Fortunately Winners always has some amazing stuff and she found a Ralph Lauren winter jacket in xs for amazing price of 179.99

 

I took a video of it and will post it instead of my turd

Just now, Celsius said:

 

No, she ain't buying that. Fortunately Winners always has some amazing stuff and she found a Ralph Lauren winter jacket in xs for amazing price of 179.99

 

I took a video of it and will post it instead of my turd

post a pic of the jacket with your morning turd on it...could be quite amazing if you ate chow-chow the night before...

7 minutes ago, Celsius said:

 

I am literally going full on georgegeorgia with paranoia. Already billed the government thousands of dollars for all kinds of exams.

 

Carney Cares

That's why you vote for him. Let other people who work, pay for your problems. Gets down to you eventually.

4 minutes ago, 300sd said:

That's why you vote for him. Let other people who work, pay for your problems. Gets down to you eventually.

 

That's right. Why suffer in Thailand when can have everything for free.

 

LIVIN' THE DREAM

Well, why bother posting on a Thai forum.  Find a nice Canuck forum to inhabit.  I left that life 19 years ago and honestly, I couldn't care less about the frozen white north. 

Just now, connda said:

Well, why bother posting on a Thai forum.  Find a nice Canuck forum to inhabit.  I left that life 19 years ago and honestly, I couldn't care less about the frozen white north. 

 

Yea, that's not gonna work. Who wants to chat with like minded stuck up liberals. This is more fun.

1 hour ago, Celsius said:

 

Yea, I don't believe you. 27k posts of verbal diarrhea 

 

vs your 6k+ of your 'life of misery' ... I'll take my BS any day 

Edito

37 minutes ago, Celsius said:

 

No, she ain't buying that. Fortunately Winners always has some amazing stuff and she found a Ralph Lauren winter jacket in xs for amazing price of 179.99

 

I took a video of it and will post it instead of my turd

 

Marin wanted to see my turd and voted down this post.

47 minutes ago, 300sd said:

Yeh well fill your boots! The healthcare is fabulous isn't it? Until "you" need it of course. Here's an example: 

https://www.cp24.com/news/canada/2025/11/23/i-was-panicking-man-claims-he-switched-hospitals-learned-he-was-having-a-heart-attack/

 

Oh, need a specialist. Good luck with that. Yeh, fill your boot!

I recently had a hip replaced at Stanford. Two weeks between first meeting with a top rated surgeon(my choice) and having the surgery. It took a week to get the first appointment. In Canada it takes months to get the first appointment with a surgeon (their choice) then years after that to get the operation. Canada health care sucks.

50 minutes ago, Celsius said:

 

That's right. Why suffer in Thailand when can have everything for free.

 

LIVIN' THE DREAM

 

Maybe British Columbia nicer than Toronto.

Toronto is an expensive concrete jungle.

But many cheap flights out of there. Good airport. 

Some things in the West are better than Thailand.

You do have professional sports. But getting expensive? 

Are there street gangs in Toronto? Thailand is safer, right?

 

1 hour ago, Celsius said:

and she found a Ralph Lauren winter jacket in xs for amazing price of 179.99

 

Yes, and we found winter jackets here for 0$ because there is no winter. 

 

Just now, save the frogs said:

 

Maybe British Columbia nicer than Toronto.

Toronto is an expensive concrete jungle.

But many cheap flights out of there. Good airport. 

Some things in the West are better than Thailand.

You do have professional sports. But getting expensive? 

Are there street gangs in Toronto? Thailand is safer, right?

 

 

I live downtown. No gangs but some fentanyl crazies. Thailand seems safer, yes, but that being said the burbs that people paid a small fortune to live before the housing crash are the worst. Like Brampton, Vaughn, scarberia etc