3 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

 

Yes, and we found winter jackets here for 0$ because there is no winter. 

 

 

I understand. After all the inflation in Thailand is DOWN bigly

Most native Canadians will be unhappy with all the immigrants living there, of which you and your wife are two.

 

But I'm sure the immigrants like you, are happy to be there.

1 minute ago, BritManToo said:

Most native Canadians will be unhappy with all the immigrants living there, of which you and your wife are two.

 

But I'm sure the immigrants like you, are happy to be there.

 

Let me ask them

 

 

26 minutes ago, Celsius said:

 

Let me ask them

 

 

You will need to ask these people too. Is that what your condo looks like?

6 minutes ago, gargamon said:

You will need to ask these people too. Is that what your condo looks like?

 

No, like this.

 

But I understand the feeling of being poors in Thailand. 

 

 

On 12/7/2025 at 6:41 AM, Celsius said:

I'm doing my best not to mention how my amazing Chinese wife found a job just two months after arriving. And you definitely won't hear me talk about how Canadian healthcare is actually fantastic, despite what the online trolls claim. Finally, I'm certainly not going to rub it in that a bank handed my wife a premium, unsecured credit card the moment she opened her account, while pensioners in Thailand are calling their agent about a missed balance. Nope. Not saying a word about that. Finally, I can stop rubbing it in that globally responsible Canadian Boomers are essentially running an international charity by moving abroad, reducing resource strain,while still paying Canadian taxes all so a Serbian refugee and his bride can afford to live in a first world country. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

 

 

Now to topic. While I was basking in the sun in Thailand, my digestive system was apparently on extended leave. I'm talking a solid A+ experience once or maybe twice a month if the stars aligned perfectly. I lived a life of constant disappointment. But now? Now I'm back in Canada, and I'm here to tell you.... my stools are wonderful. A solid, high quality dump every single day. I don't know what kind of poison they put in food over there, but being back feels fantastic.

 

 

Brb

You might want to look for an online group that shares your interest in discussing Canada.

Most here have little to no interest in Canada.

 

19 minutes ago, cdemundo said:

You might want to look for an online group that shares your interest in discussing Canada.

Most here have little to no interest in Canada.

 

 

No, I'll continue here

On 12/6/2025 at 8:51 PM, Celsius said:

 

Marin wanted to see my turd and voted down this post.

That doesn't surprise me 

On 12/6/2025 at 9:22 PM, BritManToo said:

Most native Canadians will be unhappy with all the immigrants living there, of which you and your wife are two.

 

But I'm sure the immigrants like you, are happy to be there.

 

Not quite. We just don't want the whole country turning into literal India. Immigrants is just a fill word but it really just means Indians. 

On 12/7/2025 at 6:41 AM, Celsius said:

I'm doing my best not to mention how my amazing Chinese wife found a job just two months after arriving.

Let me guess, in a bank or a college/university?

On 12/7/2025 at 11:59 AM, Celsius said:

 

No, like this.

 

But I understand the feeling of being poors in Thailand. 

 

 

Yikes ... so that's what govt subsidized housing looks like ... no thanks

 

Assuming, as nobody with money would buy or rent that view from the balcony, or private builder would even  build it, as definitely a hard sell.

On 12/7/2025 at 6:41 AM, Celsius said:

I'm doing my best not to mention how my amazing Chinese wife found a job just two months after arriving. And you definitely won't hear me talk about how Canadian healthcare is actually fantastic, despite what the online trolls claim. Finally, I'm certainly not going to rub it in that a bank handed my wife a premium, unsecured credit card the moment she opened her account, while pensioners in Thailand are calling their agent about a missed balance. Nope. Not saying a word about that. Finally, I can stop rubbing it in that globally responsible Canadian Boomers are essentially running an international charity by moving abroad, reducing resource strain,while still paying Canadian taxes all so a Serbian refugee and his bride can afford to live in a first world country. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

 

 

Now to topic. While I was basking in the sun in Thailand, my digestive system was apparently on extended leave. I'm talking a solid A+ experience once or maybe twice a month if the stars aligned perfectly. I lived a life of constant disappointment. But now? Now I'm back in Canada, and I'm here to tell you.... my stools are wonderful. A solid, high quality dump every single day. I don't know what kind of poison they put in food over there, but being back feels fantastic.

 

 

Brb

OK where are you lliving in Cansda 

On 12/7/2025 at 11:22 AM, BritManToo said:

Most native Canadians will be unhappy with all the immigrants living there, of which you and your wife are two.

 

But I'm sure the immigrants like you, are happy to be there.

The open door immigration policy that the Justin Trudeau's Liberals enacted and promoted was bitterly opposed by many Canadians, largely because the population 'ballooned' (by Canadian standards) from 38 million to 42 million in a few years - converging at a time when there was a housing crunch and family doctors were not being replaced when they retired. Hundreds of thousands of Canadians still do not have a GP under the country's universal health care system. However, what was rarely mentioned about the real reason to aggresively increase Canada's population via immigration was the lowering birth rate in Canada - some 40% below 'replacement' level according to research published in the controverssial video documentary 'Birthgap". (it's controversial largely among feminists because it suggests women need to have kids in their mid 20s to early 30s or risk childlessness for the rest of their lives - driving down national populations over the coming years. But it also points at young men who aren't willing to commit to marriage and families until later in life, when their female partners may struggle to reproduce). However, the video is much more than a trope targeting young women who want a higher education and a career while still young. It's a complicated but grim picture. Video is a bit too long and full of repeated graphics. But an eyeopener.

Canada is a wonderful country and I love the idea that I can return anytime I want,but I don't need a job and the healthcare is great, especially if you live in or near fairly large population centres.The healthcare in Thailand is also great especially for getting things done that are not life threatening,no waiting lists and lots of times I would pay more for parking at a hospital in Canada than the hospital charges here .And then there is the climate .

11 hours ago, kingstonkid said:

OK where are you lliving in Cansda 

 

The centre of the Universe also known as Toronto.

 

You know it's great when even Trump went publicly about annexing it

On 12/7/2025 at 10:09 AM, KhunLA said:

Well good for you.  I've always found work when wanting, banks always gave me CC, if wanting, and healthcare excellent everywhere I lived.   Never used or needed an agent for anything.  Just have to plan your life & choose wisely, as with all things.

 

With that, choosing wisely, it's not what they put in the food in Thailand, it's the Thai food you chose to put in yourself.   I have none of the digestive issues you experienced.

 

Live with your choices.

 

 

It's 40 where I live 

On 12/7/2025 at 12:22 PM, BritManToo said:

Most native Canadians will be unhappy with all the immigrants living there, of which you and your wife are two.

 

But I'm sure the immigrants like you, are happy to be there.

He is Canadian 

On 12/6/2025 at 7:17 PM, SAFETY FIRST said:

Crappy story

 

😂

It could be the colder weather, it shrivels up the scrotum, maybe it's doing the same to your rectum 

 

Mine were always small.

On 12/7/2025 at 1:49 PM, Grumpy one said:

Why not become a complete turd and publish pics 

I used to love being a turd to Wagga truckies😄...with my purple light

Log book please driver! 

Love it 

On 12/8/2025 at 12:37 PM, cdemundo said:

You might want to look for an online group that shares your interest in discussing Canada.

Most here have little to no interest in Canada.

 

There's no need for prejudices 

 

I'm interested and so are other non Canadians 

 

45 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

I used to love being a turd to Wagga truckies😄...with my purple light

Log book please driver! 

Love it 

It's interesting how you call yourself a turd, many on here would refer to you as a sick turd

As for being a scaly, that simply implies you had no qualifications other than being rejected as a prison officer who could not count past 10 with your shoes on

What great job do you hold now Condom Cleaner

A flame and reply has been removed

2 hours ago, Grumpy one said:

It's interesting how you call yourself a turd, many on here would refer to you as a sick turd

As for being a scaly, that simply implies you had no qualifications other than being rejected as a prison officer who could not count past 10 with your shoes on

What great job do you hold now Condom Cleaner

A prison officer ,yes wasn't the greatest job, best part was doing the butt checks.

2 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

A prison officer ,yes wasn't the greatest job, best part was doing the butt checks.

Was your title Officer Sniffy McSniffer?

5 minutes ago, Oliver Holzerfilled said:

Was your title Officer Sniffy McSniffer?

There was a lot of Scots guys working as officers back in the 1980's

, I used to love when one old Senior  Scots officer used to shout "Get ya fookin knickers off laddy ! When he was searching them 

 

I used to love the Scots guys they were so tough,sadly I only lasted a few months at that job because the prisoners were not nice people and called me bad names , it wasn't a nice place 

This thread was constipated until yesterday. What happened?

4 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

There was a lot of Scots guys working as officers back in the 80's

, I used to love when one old Senior  Scots officer used to shout "Get ya fookin knickers off laddy ! When he was searching them 

 

I used to love the Scots guys they were so tough,sadly I only lasted a few months at that job because the prisoners were not nice people and called me bad names , it wasn't a nice place 

Had a coach in high school when we would hit the showers after practice he'd keep his sunglasses on inside in the locker room while we were getting dressed.  I always wondered if he by chance ended up retiring to Cambodia. 

3 minutes ago, Celsius said:

This thread was constipated until yesterday. What happened?

I was going to kick it back off a few days ago but mods had already deleted the comment I wanted to reply to.

Just now, Oliver Holzerfilled said:

I was going to kick it back off a few days ago but mods had already deleted the comment I wanted to reply to.

 

Appreciate the push

congratulations for your chinese bird, they are the best.

i live in sweden now so i know its not all roses, despite climate change [TM]

i found a way to inflict a healthy diarrhea in LOS, its as simple as 8 bottles of LEO beer and a fistful of chili per day

- you're gonna need antibiotic to slow the flow