1 minute ago, khaosokman said:

7am called someone darl

8am went to cafe alone

9am farted and followed through

10am wrote in diary

11am eat an apple

12pm picked nose 3 times

Your diary entry for the day would be easy !!

""Stayed 8 hours all day sitted on my big ass hovering over the ASEAN forum continually replying to an AI post thread ,

whilst eating my Doritos & coca cola and farting with my big belly hanging over the chair "

Just now, khaosokman said:

7am called someone darl

8am went to cafe alone

9am farted and followed through

10am wrote in diary

11am eat an apple

12pm picked nose 3 times

12.30pm.... when to flybird condo's to perve on elderly gentleman through their screen doors.

1 minute ago, georgegeorgia said:

Your diary entry for the day would be easy !!

"Stayed 8 hours all day on the ASEAN forum continually replying to an AI post thread , whilst eating my Doritos & coca cola and farting with my big belly hanging over the chair "

Ridiculous. AI would at least be able to write in decent English.

How dare you.

3 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

Old stinky Jack

The restaurants I visit don't allow old stinky's

By the way, talking about stinkies, I picked up a girl the other night on my PCX, she had bad breath (young stinky) 😉.

Very attractive, around 20yo but sadly I had to pass, dropped her off, said goodbye

4 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

The restaurants I visit don't allow old stinky's

By the way, talking about stinkies, I picked up a young girl the other night on my PCX, she had bad breath. Very attractive, around 20yo but sadly I had to pass, dropped her off, said goodbye

Cool story bro. Very cool.

8 minutes ago, blaze master said:

Cool story bro. Very cool.

I always despise the new word *Bro" coming out of the mouth of elderly gentleman such as yourself

Obviously you have heard the younger generation use it on social media so your now using it yourself

The next stage is to dress like a young English chav with short shorts , a t-shirt with a man bag strapped over your shoulder like one of the ageing Pattaya youtubers

Just now, georgegeorgia said:

I always despise the new word *Bro" coming out of the mouth of elderly gentleman such as yourself

Obviously you have heard the younger generation use it on social media so your now using it yourself

The next stage is to dress like a young English chav with short shorts , a t-shirt with a man bag strapped over your shoulder like one of the ageing Pattaya youtubers

I saw elephant shorts yesterday!

Just now, georgegeorgia said:

I always despise the new word *Bro" coming out of the mouth of elderly gentleman such as yourself

Obviously you have heard the younger generation use it on social media so your now using it yourself

The next stage is to dress like a young English chav with short shorts , a t-shirt with a man bag strapped over your shoulder like one of the ageing Pattaya youtubers

Im 49. Quite young for this forum. And how about you. Whats your age mister?

24 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Your diary entry for the day would be easy !!

""Stayed 8 hours all day sitted on my big ass hovering over the ASEAN forum continually replying to an AI post thread ,

whilst eating my Doritos & coca cola and farting with my big belly hanging over the chair "

You just about nailed that. Well done, mate. But it’s 16 hours that he spends on AN, not only 8. He also hates himself.

1 minute ago, blaze master said:

Im 49. Quite young for this forum.

Imagine in another 20 years that you’re still on the forum and wondering where the last 30 years of your life just went.

3 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

I always despise the new word *Bro" coming out of the mouth of elderly gentleman such as yourself

Obviously you have heard the younger generation use it on social media so your now using it yourself

The next stage is to dress like a young English chav with short shorts , a t-shirt with a man bag strapped over your shoulder like one of the ageing Pattaya youtubers

You mean like this?......

Some nasty troll posts and replies have been removed, let's keep the topic out of the gutter please.

4 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

You mean like this?......

Called the "I'm a <deleted>" look

6 minutes ago, Terrance8812 said:

Imagine in another 20 years that you’re still on the forum and wondering where the last 30 years of your life just went.

Highly doubt this forum will be around then...much like many of its members.

3 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

This is YESTERDAY morning , not today

, how can it be today if I'm wrote this at 3am?

.. oh my ..oh my lordy Lol , they do put these kind of people on court juries to decide someone's fate . .oh my the unintelligent reading my posts

Next tine I will include more pedantic detail such as dates ,hours and times just for the "dummies" who can't understand every detail

,so if I'm writing it in the early hours of a new day that would mean .. wait for it ....it happened before today didn't it ...oh my ...no wonder im an academic .

Oh please spare me the lawyers court criss cross examination

But I will try again today at 9am, yes today as it's now 0437am in Pattaya

I'm in bed here in Pattaya at 6pm last night thanks very much so UP early to do my diary , planning and statistics

, I will swim in the condo pool soon as it gets to 530am , I don't like to go out to early in the dark

...oh my ...no wonder im an academic .

We all at AN are academics. Don't forget that.

3 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

Now I'm in Pattaya ,I thought I would go for breakfast.

I packed my large diary ( which I write in a few times a day all my activities)

I packed my notebooks for my statistical research and analysis

And I off I went , walking through the Soi Bukhao area of Pattaya

I soon found out this " dangerous pedestrian hellhole " required situational awareness from the traffic so I quickly crossed the road to face the incoming traffic which has absolutely nothing to do with my post so please let's get back to it !!!

I see a restaurant called Cheap Charlies so I wander over there ,the time now 9am

,using my situational awareness I notice all tables full with ONE old farangs sitting at every FOUR seat table by themselves!

The waitress sees me and says come in, she guides me to a table and without asking the old guy sitting at one of the FOUR seat tables by HIMSELF , tells me to sit at his table

I look at him , he is unshaven , unkempt and coughing , he looks at me , I said NO to her , I'm not sitting with anyone , she didn't even ASK him , she just pulled the chair says sit here at SAME table

She looks around there are NO tables free with only ONE farang at each four seat table , all by themselves HOGGING each four seat table

I don't LIKE people so I will not go over to a table and ask "oh honey is it ok for me to sit here ??.

Then ..maybe whilst in eating they will talk to me !!..

My question to you is , is this acceptable for you if sit someone sat at your table !

What if it's the other way around and YOU are sitting by yourself at a FOUR seat table and Old stinky Jack cones along and picks your table to sit in the chair opposite would you say F off Jack it's my table !!

And again, as usual.

1 hour ago, khaosokman said:

Have you sought therapy? 3am writing in diaries. 5am gym. No friends. No partner. Can't find a Dentist on a map. Doing stats on how bad your life is.

Do your not realise your life is bad?

I don’t get it. Why did you suddenly ditch your last account with nearly 20,000 posts and start a new one a week ago? This has to be the seventh or eighth time you’ve done it. What’s the point? Who exactly do you think you’re running from? Do you honestly believe nobody recognizes it’s you again behind this new account? The only person you’re fooling is yourself, again.

And right on cue, here you are rolling out the same tired greatest hits, picking on and attacking another member. Mocking him, throwing out nasty, detestable comments, most of which apply far more to you than to him. What exactly do you get out of this? Are you really that angry, that frustrated, that bitter, that this is how you spend most of your waking hours? What's wrong with you?

Honestly, it’s nauseating. In fact, I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

This could be subtitled "Walter Mitty" goes to breakfast.

"I packed my large diary ( which I write in a few times a day all my activities)

I packed my notebooks for my statistical research and analysis"

Huh, statistical research and analysis?

To say you are a weirdo is an insult to weirdos.

1 hour ago, fredwiggy said:

As most people already know, if there are no open tables they will sit you at the same table as another, especially seeing there are three chairs left at each table. Most people will already know this and politely ask the person if it's okay if you sit there. What I'm sure most here don't understand, is why you are here asking for advice from people if you don't like people?

Normally people pick their own tables. Waiters just bring a menu.

1 minute ago, khaosokman said:

Normally people pick their own tables. Waiters just bring a menu.

Every restaurant is different. I've been to a hundred restaurants where they sit you. If they don't, you sit yourself. if there aren't any open tables, you either wait or if you're short on time you can ask a lone person if you might sit with them.

3 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

Every restaurant is different. I've been to a hundred restaurants where they sit you. If they don't, you sit yourself. if there aren't any open tables, you either wait or if you're short on time you can ask a lone person if you might sit with them.

In Thailand they rarely give you a table. Most people would rather walk out than share a table.

1 minute ago, khaosokman said:

In Thailand they rarely give you a table. Most people would rather walk out than share a table.

Restaurants usually sit you. Small street shops you're on your own. Most people do what they like, and sharing tables in Thailand is normal. Done it many times. People here aren't as stuck up as back in the west. The same with buses and vans. Taking away the prejudiced attitude some have here, most will sit next to anyone, sharing seats with three that normally fit only two.

Hopefully guys in there realise they have to share tables, couple of times i did it i asked, best to sit diagonally opposite, not next to, not opposite, obviously avoid dodgy looking people

1 minute ago, fredwiggy said:

Restaurants usually sit you. Small street shops you're on your own. Most people do what they like, and sharing tables in Thailand is normal. Done it many times. People here aren't as stuck up as back in the west. The same with buses and vans. Taking away the prejudiced attitude some have here, most will sit next to anyone, sharing seats with three that normally fit only two.

Restaurants rarely seat you, only posh ones do. I have never shared a table apart from food courts.

3 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

Restaurants usually sit you. Small street shops you're on your own. Most people do what they like, and sharing tables in Thailand is normal. Done it many times. People here aren't as stuck up as back in the west. The same with buses and vans. Taking away the prejudiced attitude some have here, most will sit next to anyone, sharing seats with three that normally fit only two.

Thais hate sharing lifts and seats on buses. They are still worried about covid.

1 hour ago, Ralf001 said:

He pesters numerous doctors and health professionals every week, 100% a mental health therapist is on that list too.

The village idiot needs a team of doctors,one is not enough. Plenty of doctors in Australia and he may as well use them as there is no way he has left aussie.

Go to a place called CHEAP charlies and then whine about lack of a matre di to properly seat you. Maybe CC should set up a reservation system for the 99 baht breakfast crowd?

CC also has a street front counter where lots of singles sit but if that is full of course they sit down at an available table.

You do know that there are a bunch of other restaurants on soi buahkaow that you can go to if CC all full.......If it is very important then go to one of the better and likely more expensive restaurants and you are very very likely to find a lot of empty seats.

8 minutes ago, khaosokman said:

Restaurants rarely seat you, only posh ones do. I have never shared a table apart from food courts.

Well that's all you can afford on your pension I guess and there's nothing wrong with food courts

I just want to say that I'm glad this forum is a comfort for you with all your anger and bitterness that you can release

That's what we are here for ,we'd all rather you take it out on us that some little old lady down at the supermarket dear

4 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

so I quickly crossed the road to face the incoming traffic which has absolutely nothing to do with my post so please let's get back to it !!!

Did you consider using the edit feature found on most forums to avoid posting gibberish and making yourself look foolish, before subjecting the rest of us to it?

14 minutes ago, khaosokman said:

Restaurants rarely seat you, only posh ones do. I have never shared a table apart from food courts.

Restaurants sit you most of the time, both here and back home. Again, small street shops you sit yourself. I've shared tables with many Thais here, in many cities and villages.