Hey men, if you ever find yourself in need of tampons, rest assured that Maryland has your back!

https://nationaltoday.com/us/md/baltimore/news/2026/03/20/maryland-bill-aims-to-require-tampons-in-mens-and-womens-bathrooms/#:~:text=Unions-,Maryland%20Bill%20Aims%20to%20Require%20Tampons%20in%20Men's%20and%20Women's,and%20practicality%20of%20the%20measure.

A bill in the Maryland legislature would mandate the availability of tampons and other feminine hygiene products in both men's and women's public restrooms. The proposal has received a mix of support and criticism, with some questioning the need for such a requirement in men's bathrooms. While many women have expressed approval, some members of the public and Republican lawmakers have voiced concerns over the potential costs and practicality of the measure.

Hey hon! While you're taking a pee. Can you buy me a pack of extra large pussy plugs please?

This is a boondoggle, started by some frickin' lobbyist representing pussy plug companies.

I worked in a particular US gubmint building for several years, and, once a year like clockwork, the paper towel dispensers in the bathroom were replaced. There was nothing wrong with the old ones, just some politician making a bundle for kickbacks from some company for these unnecessary installations.

Note the absence of any reference to the actual wording of the bill.