Buuurp! That smelt like ham and there's still heaps more I have to consume.

OC's eating the Zoo Keepers again...................................................

Fun online cricket game. Try.

Here.

Typewriters are so yesterday

I've got waaaay too many remote controls. I'm gonna treat myself to one that does them all. Anybody tried em?

Ooops, don't answer that or you'll be off topic

Better idea. Take the batteries from all the remotes, poke the remotes into a box and store them in a cupboard. All that getting off yer arse to change channels may help get rid of those Chrissy kilos. The withdrawal symptoms you suffer for a few days won't be from the booze...

The comedy item I like most this week was sent in by Anonymous:

Go to the Golden Pages Website (Irish phone directory), put in the words

‘Good Looking Women’ into the search engine and press the ‘Search’ button

Click here

Makes sense to me!!!

The comedy item I like most this week was sent in by Anonymous:

Go to the Golden Pages Website (Irish phone directory), put in the words

‘Good Looking Women’ into the search engine and press the ‘Search’ button

Click here

Makes sense to me!!!

:D

Oh, wait a minute. My mum's Irish

I think I remember Mrs O'Jangles....

I think I remember Mrs O'Jangles....

Donohue Ken. My pornstar name is Tammy Donohue

I think I remember Mrs O'Jangles....

Donohue Ken. My pornstar name is Tammy Donohue

Are you related to Mossfinn?

I have just got a desperate urge to eat poached eggs, baked beans on toast. Does anyone have some that they don't want?

Perhaps you should pick up a pregnancy testing kit when you next go shopping...

Perhaps you should pick up a pregnancy testing kit when you next go shopping...

I'm worried about that. I've been having sex, (alone), before sleep every night since i've been at work and one night the water was disconnected so i could not wash. You think that could cause my pangs? I have no idea which hand could be the father as sometimes i need to use both. I think i need counselling.

Perhaps you should pick up a pregnancy testing kit when you next go shopping...

I'm worried about that. I've been having sex, (alone), before sleep every night since i've been at work and one night the water was disconnected so i could not wash. You think that could cause my pangs? I have no idea which hand could be the father as sometimes i need to use both. I think i need counselling.

Well if you were washed and tidied before - It's Immaculate Concept !

Perhaps you should pick up a pregnancy testing kit when you next go shopping...

I'm worried about that. I've been having sex, (alone), before sleep every night since i've been at work and one night the water was disconnected so i could not wash. You think that could cause my pangs? I have no idea which hand could be the father as sometimes i need to use both. I think i need counselling.

Both hands !! At the same time ??

If so, I think there's one or two producers of cheap Hollywood movies interested in talking with you

6 years ago I paid 16 Bt a litre for 91 gasoline/petrol per litre here in Phuket

Today I paid 32 Bt a litre !!

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How many shopping days is it 'til Christmas ?

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How many shopping days is it 'til Christmas ?

I fly home in 5 days, then it's christmas for me. So i guess the answer to your question is 5

He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought— So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought.

Although i'm too young. I want to retire. First day back at work and i'm not a happy bunny.

I need to win the lottery this weekend

Sleepy sleepy bunny me. Bkk today is just ... dull .. dim ... and

Thank God I don't get back to work until next week. More for me.

Just watched an oldie with Audrey Hepburn, Breakfast at Tiffany's.

She was fit, wasn't she

That, she was.

Bkfst@Tif... one of my favourite date movies.

Although I've never actually watched it with a date, sadly.

Just watched an oldie with Audrey Hepburn, Breakfast at Tiffany's.She was fit, wasn't she

That, she was Bkfst@Tif... one of my favourite date movies. Although I've never actually watched it with a date, sadly.

Audrey herself was fine, very fine but the movie was crap.

Nidge :I'm worried about that. I've been having sex, (alone), before sleep every night since i've been at work and one night the water was disconnected so i could not wash. You think that could cause my pangs? I have no idea which hand could be the father (mother,I guess)as sometimes i need to use both. I think i need counselling.

you don't need (counseling) for this problem !

but you can use one of these solutions to help you while you are away from wife :

1- Cybering!

2- D-I-Y Tenga(from kitchen stuff) if you can't buy those toys Bk-Magazine you can read this magazine in every Starbucks in Bangkok, I guess

Well. Golf was shit.

Could not get to that small hole?

next time drape some hair around. works miracles.

Nidge :I'm worried about that. I've been having sex, (alone)...

it must be terrible to live alone on some remote island in the South Pacific. no goats around?

I know it's a log way off but could anyone tell me what day is Christmas in Pattaya in 2008?

I know it's a log way off but could anyone tell me what day is Christmas in Pattaya in 2008?

It is postponed now, we are mourning.

I know it's a log way off but could anyone tell me what day is Christmas in Pattaya in 2008?

It is postponed now, we are mourning.

Why ?? Is there another election in December

I know it's a log way off but could anyone tell me what day is Christmas in Pattaya in 2008?

It is postponed now, we are mourning.

Why ?? Is there another election in December

Only if they can squeeze another coup in by end January but I believe there is a slight problem with the generals golf tourney and the crackdowns awards ceremony.