Does this strike a note?

Yep, i think a Bb major

I'm qualmed into submissiveness by that logic then Ping.So if the visiting kids pee in the sandpit they have to find a glass house in the people's place to throw stones in then I assume? Heck who needs sandpits? Animals defacate in them.

An alternative to viagra.

Put a sexy smelling hair spray or perfume on and walk around with that lusty feeling for the next few hours.

Spray TomCat piss on your feet and have all the pussy cats chasing you.

The sandpit analogy; straight through to the keeper...

When you don't have a toothbrush handy or floss do the motions in my avatar.Works every time after eating broccoli,peanuts or anything else which impends your cavities.

yeah i know what you mean. I'm non too keen on having something in my cavity either

Not recommended if you want to clean out your sax.....however works great on teeth.

It would be interesting to know the wives' reactions to seeing hubbies busily typing away to the forum where your av is conspicuously displayed, Momo. To those with Thai wives, you may be the cause of the dreaded severed pianist!

Shrink your internet window and move it to the left, so that no avatars can be seen

Dirty thoughts are held in the mind of the beerholder.Ok I'll change it if it offends people.I have copyright on them though they're mine.

Shrink your internet window and move it to the left, so that no avatars can be seen

Naaaaaaah, easy way is to click on the little plus sign at bottom rite of pagw, if using IE 7

It will zoom page to 125%, or up to 400%, the avatars will be off screen, and font larger and easier to read.

Give it a shot.

You can turn the avatars off, if you so desire. My Controls>Options>Board Settings.

If a picture paints a thousand words, why do we all try to write too much.

Good random point, Bo. If this old chestnut is any guide, why weren't we taught to write in hieroglyphics and pictographs? 1 symbol = 1000 words

My random observation is that I haven't seen any posts from Squigle lately. I recently came across one of his posts and noticed he had been banned. He had said previously that he had a high warning level, yet he still managed to use the 'suicide' method of escape from Bedlam. Presumably went awry in another subforum. Why do some of us maintain ill-will towards each other? It's only an internet forum - a place for an exchange of information and a laugh. Yet I sometimes get annoyed with peoples' posts, as much (I am quite sure) as people get annoyed with mine. Crazy, isn't it?

As for me, I have taken my 'thicken the skin' meds. Hope they work...

Your right Ping, some people get too emotional when hitting the keyboard. However, nobody can make suet pudding, like my grandma could.

Yes, grandmothers always seemed to be the best cooks - all those years of practice. My mother was a fairly ordinary cook - everything had to be cooked three times longer than the recipe required. She'd buy prime cuts of steak and serve up something with the texture of a leather sole. Her 6 hour roasts were worse. Bless her though, her poor cooking was probably the reason I became quite a reasonable cook (well, at least that 's what my daughter tells me!).

My mother was also a 'crap' cook. Talk about overcooked veggies - she cooked cabbage for a week! I think it's what made me into the great chef that I am!

Is there a mind detox treatment?

are there any more elections to interupt the party after the next two weeks?

Well happy friday everybody. The fun begins tonight.

the random post looks like it has morphed into the floating topic

If you have beer to float it on please tell where to buy

If you have beer to float it on please tell where to buy

the Cemetry Inn, near Spotland. It might be a bit flat by the time it reaches you though

Is there a mind detox treatment?

What's that thing they use in Harry Potter - the 'pensieve' now one of them would be great!

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My dog just saw a cat in the back yard.

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It was like throwing a sausage up the high street!

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The cat got away.

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The cat in the hat,

Ran off with the rat.

Hey diddle diddle

the cat and the fiddle

the cow exploded on the launch pad