Popeye - eat spinach.

To be forgiven, that's the aim of all the guilty!

It ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it. That's what gets results.

Well, sith my pether!

Bananarama did sing some terrific songs....right?

The Met Police want you to report anyone that does something funny....I rang them and said Frank Carson.

Bananarama did sing some terrific songs....right?

Right, I agree !

Also; They were so brilliant gals. They were the first who figured out that Robert De Niro is Italian.

I could have been somebody.

I could have been somebody.

Does this mean you're somebody else ??

International Commercial Bank. First Light Kaneshie Branch Accra Ghana. Hello Dear, My name is Mr.Douglas Lamptey, I am the Branch auditor general of the International Commercial Bank Ltd, First Light Kaneshie Branch. I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us. I got your information during my search through the Internet for a reliable and honest person. As the branch auditor general of the Bank, it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office,at the end of each year.While i was conducting a standard procedural auditing report involving financial account end of year report in our database,I discovered an amount of Three million nine hundred and fifty thousand dollars [3,950.000.00] which was not recorded with my head office and that was an excess profit made by our branch office in the last quarters of the year 2007. I have since place this fund on what we call SUSPENSE ACCOUNT without any beneficiary. As an officer of the bank I cannot be directly connected to this money, so this informed my contacting you for us to work so that you can assist and receive this money into your bank account for us to SHARE. You will have 35% of the total fund as your reward at the end of the transaction. All i want you to do is to stand claim as the original depositor of this fund. I am 46 years of age and married with 3 lovely children. It may interest you to hear that I am a man of PEACE and don't want problem, I only hope we can assist each other. If you don't want this business offer kindly forget it as I will not contact you again. Note: there are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of this fund who made the deposit with our branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account. If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much. As soon as I receive your response I will detail you on how we can achieve it successfully.

At last the proof we have all been waiting for !!!

Soundman's a Nigerian.

I'm an Alien!

I'm back.

I'm nud_e.

I'm back.

and I am Kan Win and "I'm back" Loose the eye ball please

I'm back.

and I am Kan Win and "I'm back" Loose the eye ball please

Ahhhhhhh come on you love my eyes (one of them anyway) should I switch back to the mouth then?

Ahhhhhhh come on you love my eyes (one of them anyway) should I switch back to the mouth then?

No, just keep your eye and mouth out, Please

You and Zebedee, another eye ball-err Kan ....................Fork.........off.......ski out of Bedlam. (Goodbye)

I skip both of you and Zebedee's posts. Do not read them ............................... since your EYE's annoy me.

Thanking you both

Kan Win

You Kan always press Esc.

Yo Kan, how kan you respond to Momo's post saying you don't read them if you have not read it!?!?! Ah, spotted the flaw in your arguement!

A flaw in the old ointment eh !!!

Yo Kan, how kan you respond to Momo's post saying you don't read them if you have not read it!?!?! Ah, spotted the flaw in your arguement!

All arguments have flaws, they wouldn't be arguments otherwise.

Buildings have roofs and floors, arguments have truths and flaws.

And one mans roof is another mans ceiling.

momo, why is everbody telling you to f-off lately?

Harsh words from Kan WIn.... He's a peaceful fart really.

Ahhhhhhh come on you love my eyes (one of them anyway) should I switch back to the mouth then?

No, just keep your eye and mouth out, Please

You and Zebedee, another eye ball-err Kan ....................Fork.........off.......ski out of Bedlam. (Goodbye)

I skip both of you and Zebedee's posts. Do not read them ............................... since your EYE's annoy me.

Thanking you both

Kan Win

Jeeze Uncky Win, that was a bit strong.

Hey colonel, have you got special dispensation to use so many emoticon's

Hey colonel, have you got special dispensation to use so many emoticon's

Yeah, when I use that many I get a message saying 'too many emoticons!' or something similar!

A man with 3 eyes,no arms and one leg was hitchiking.

A motorist stopped taking pity on him.

'Eye,eye,eye,you look 'armless,hop in' sorry the eye stays.Fork off.

I am led to believe that today, we will have sunny spells but overcast, with a chance of light showers but also a chance of heavy showers. Light winds in some areas but gusty in others and a chance of snow in some places.

I don't believe it. They are closing Jodrell Bank!

Can we still us it as rhyming slang?

Jeeze Uncky Win, that was a bit strong.

Sorry folks and yes “Thaddeus” was beside me self to post this one. Knot me self really, but the “Eye” really gives me shivers when I see one and drives me crazy, will do what I always do, skip that poster. Never ever have I put anyone on me “Ignore” list and never will.

Most probably they are good posters, but for me “The Eye” does it and I move along.

You and “mrbojangles” are very correct to rebuke me.

Apologise to all, beg me pudding and all.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

Obviously we don't see eye to eye then