Don't say eye didn't tell you

Obviously we don't see eye to eye then

Give him 5 strong "lashes".

Sorry, that was "Cornea" than ever.

Changed my contacts and mascara is this better?

Obviously we don't see eye to eye then

Give him 5 strong "lashes".

Sorry, that was "Cornea" than ever.

Ohh my giddy aunt bj, you should be lashed for that on!

Yes naughty pupils should be lashed.

Spank me baby, yeah quicker faster! Hang on, that's a thread on Bedlam...

Jez some of you guys have tunnel vision. You can't see the wood for the trees. Eye just don't know what to say, blink and someone gives Momo the dead eye

Cool isn't it?

Cool isn't it?

Its out of focus. I preferred the lips.

Obviously we don't see eye to eye then

Give him 5 strong "lashes".

Sorry, that was "Cornea" than ever.

Ohh my giddy aunt bj, you should be lashed for that on!

Blinkin eck, sorry Tiggy

How's is Aunt Giddy BTW

Cool isn't it?

I'd like to hear the opinions on this one!

Obviously we don't see eye to eye then

Give him 5 strong "lashes".

Sorry, that was "Cornea" than ever.

Ohh my giddy aunt bj, you should be lashed for that on!

Blinkin eck, sorry Tiggy

How's is Aunt Giddy BTW

Aunt Giddy is fine thanks. She sends her regards...

I have just spent the afternoon doing Chi Gung with some 90 year olds, followed by a Thailand slide show.

I hope Chi Gung is OK. You should be ashamed of yourselves !!!!

I'm sure that Chi Gung was very grateful.

Momo, what next? Red eye? Brown eye? I shudder to think...

Nah no brown eyes I'll revert back to blue once my green Piccasso stage is over xxx.

Nah no brown eyes I'll revert back to blue once my green Piccasso stage is over xxx.

Did you have a Picasso blue stage?

I hope Chi Gung is OK. You should be ashamed of yourselves !!!!

I'm sure that Chi Gung was very grateful.

Chi Gung (or Qi Kung) is a consenting adult! And yes, was very grateful...

Is there something you can take for kleptomania?

Is there something you can take for kleptomania?

No,I'm already on medication for nymphomania.Combining the two could be dangerours to my health.

Indeed so Momo, look after your nymphomania first, steal things when you're tired.

Momo, ya not alone.......

Could even get rich.

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrist's office.

"What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered.

"I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said.

"I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied.

"How much for all night?"

I forgot.........

National Bank Series - NZ v England TestsWednesday March 05 - Sunday March 09New Zealand won by 189 Runs

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go on then rub it in.Should never judge people by their medical condition.AS for the Kiwis!!!! They're never going to beat the Aussies unless it's jumping sheep.

Why has the word lisp got an s in it?

......to confuse illiterate people.

What's the longest word in the English language?

smiles, it's got a mile between the first and last letter haha!

Why do farts smell?

......to confuse illiterate people.

What's the longest word in the English language?

Jesus wept.

Oh sorry... right answer, wrong question.

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters) is the longest word ever to appear in an English language dictionary. This 45-letter word, referred to as P45[2], first appeared in the Oxford English Dictionary (OED) in 1936. It is still listed in the current edition of the OED, as well as several current American dictionaries.[3] A condition meeting the word's definition is normally called silicosis.

Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism (30 letters) Longest non-coined word in a major dictionary is an inherited disorder that closely simulates the symptoms, but not the consequences of pseudohypoparathyroidism, thus it has mild or no manifestations of hypoparathyroidism or tetanic convulsions.

Antidisestablishmentarianism (28 letters) Longest non-coined and nontechnical word

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