Once again, on return from the gym, I'm knackered!

My daughter has put the jigsaw back in the box !!!!

She needs help.

I'm worried now.......my "washer woman" (not the wife ) has not been in contact for a couple of weeks now. I seriously think she's done a bunk with my clobber !!!!!!!

Seems they have found Methane on another world...................

Now correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't that mean somebody on there has farted ????

Naked, may well be my only option in the next few days

Seems they have found Methane on another world...................

Now correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't that mean somebody on there has farted ????

Unless there's cows there....then they'll get the blame.

I'm worried now.......my "washer woman" (not the wife ) has not been in contact for a couple of weeks now. I seriously think she's done a bunk with my clobber !!!!!!!

Can only be alien abduction. What was the state of her bowls ?

It could explain the Methane.

Naked, may well be my only option in the next few days

Can you post a butt pic on the other thread then just wearing your feather headdress and spear?

Where would suggest the spear should go ?

Which one?The pointy one or the blunt one? No pink bits remember,forum rules et all.

Naked, may well be my only option in the next few days

Can you post a butt pic on the other thread then just wearing your feather headdress and spear?

I can, butt.......

Butt...............back to methane eh !!

On This Day - 20th March

1961 - Ricky Nelson recorded "Hello Mary Lou."

1968 - Eric Clapton, Neil Young, Richie Furay and Jim Messina were arrested on drug charges in Los Angeles.

1969 - John Lennon and Yoko Ono were married in Gibraltar.

1970 - David Bowie and Angela Barnett were married.

1972 - Ringo Starr released "Back Off, Boogaloo."

1977 - The final live T. Rex concert took place.

1984 - Slim Jim Phantom (Stray Cats) married Britt Ekland.

1990 - Gloria Estefan and her band are injured in a bus accident near Scranton.

1991 - Eric Clapton's 4 year old son, Conor, died after falling from a 53rd story New York City apartment window.

Not a very good day !

It can only get better..............

It can only get better..............

Things...can only get better......Sang Tony Blair !

What's happened to our Saxxy member?

I'm back Momo. Had to go to London and back yesterday. I was standing outside Euston station when this cocky cockney beggar asked me for some change. I said "sorry i don't have any".

Now this must be something they have got used to, as he then brushed past my trousers only to hear the jingling of many coins in my pocket. He then said something cockey like, i thought you said you didn't have any change. To which i retorted "yes, but that's for northern beggars"

It can only get better..............

Things...can only get better......Sang Tony Blair !

I didn't realise it was acually Tony singing it!

What's happened to our Saxxy member?

I'm back Momo. Had to go to London and back yesterday. I was standing outside Euston station when this cocky cockney beggar asked me for some change. I said "sorry i don't have any".

Now this must be something they have got used to, as he then brushed past my trousers only to hear the jingling of many coins in my pocket. He then said something cockey like, i thought you said you didn't have any change. To which i retorted "yes, but that's for northern beggars"

Excellent bj. These well off southern beggers don't deserve our generosity!

Does anybody know how to configure the RSS feed on the toolbar?

What's happened to our Saxxy member?

I'm back Momo. Had to go to London and back yesterday. I was standing outside Euston station when this cocky cockney beggar asked me for some change. I said "sorry i don't have any".

Now this must be something they have got used to, as he then brushed past my trousers only to hear the jingling of many coins in my pocket. He then said something cockey like, i thought you said you didn't have any change. To which i retorted "yes, but that's for northern beggars"

First reading.......

Thinx me, "Wow, Thailand - Uk, in one day" ..........LOL

Then I read ya where from...........LOL

Thailand - UK - Thailand in one day would be do-able, but difficult!

I have a 'jaunting belt'. Do you remeber that kid's series The Tomorrow People, from the 70's

I have just come home after celebrating a friend's 50th birthday - I'm pleasently pissed!

ps bj, I do remember...

On This Day - 21st March

1857 - An earthquake hit Tokyo killing about 107,000.

I have a 'jaunting belt'. Do you remeber that kid's series The Tomorrow People, from the 70's

Unforyunately yes

BTW Mr BJ, did you get your passport stamped when going "down smoke" ??

If my father were alive he'd be 88 years of age.

My best mate had 2 new hips fitted.

Guess he is a new age hippy.

He has not bin able to walk for last 6 months.

Gunna hafta go and get him out on the rantan again.

I'd like 2 new knees! How come in your youth you don't realise you'll need your knees in later life?

My best mate had 2 new hips fitted.

Guess he is a new age hippy.

He has not bin able to walk for last 6 months.

Gunna hafta go and get him out on the rantan again.

I'm getting my second new hip in May

My best mate had 2 new hips fitted.

Guess he is a new age hippy.

He has not bin able to walk for last 6 months.

Gunna hafta go and get him out on the rantan again.

I'm getting my second new hip in May

Best of luck OC.

My best mate had 2 new hips fitted.

Guess he is a new age hippy.

He has not bin able to walk for last 6 months.

Gunna hafta go and get him out on the rantan again.

I'm getting my second new hip in May

OC one of my best pals is Welsh ( I had to get that out of the way before we went any further, It's not his fault and he has no obvious criminal tendencies )

any way both his hips were #$%^&% at the relatively early age of 45. He packed himself off to Birmingham in the UK and had titanium sleeves placed on his joints rather than the usual full replacement job. Fantastic results, bast$%^d beats me at golf now !!! sod couldn't do it before !!!

Seems this way will last longer and the recovery time was certainly shorter.