I thought I'd get this in early this year, before folk start requesting it and I start making promises I can't keep.

For the year 2007

My favoured Posters of the year are...

For Most interesting Topics, Discussions: THAI...... BEeeeeeeeBOP!!!!!

For Funniest, (and best Youtube contributions...) ........ MEADISH... SWWEEEEEEETBAAAAAL!

In the Best Photo Category... You know you KAN WIN! ( every year he gets this award!)

In The Loonie Bin category For complete Lunacy.... The Artist Formerly Known As Loppy... COLDCRUSH!

In the "<deleted>.c.k the Government, we want ANARCHY award"........... ROBbo!

In the category, " IT, Internet, Computers, etc..." ....... Reimar and cdnvic.

Visas and migration... A certain Posh Scouser...

Add yer own!

Best shit stiring threads - weho.

Most close worthy threads - weho.

Funniest comment - weho & bendit.

Can't believe he is still with us - weho & bendit.

Best rant - click2delete.

Most one track mind - buzzard.

Best thread - coldcrush.

Best crew - badlem.

It's you Kayo, you are the top poster of the year, this year, last year.. always and forever, amen.

Thanks for the mention, the fiver is in the post

It's you Kayo, you are the top poster of the year, this year, last year.. always and forever, amen.

Thanks for the mention, the fiver is in the post

I'd have to agree with this. kayo should get a life time acheivement award!

Oh, but you do have to give Thaidlehands credit for his masterpiece series

Tales from Low Risk Scenarios:

The Maltese Faucet

Crosswalk Double Cross

and who could forget Meters of Mayhem?

It was a dark and stormy night in Bangkok. I waved down a hack in one of the better districts and gave the driver my destination. He was playing it cool; kept his yapper shut, gave a low grunt and a slight toss of the head. He wheeled away from the curb and I slumped in the back seat like a puppet with its strings cut.

As we sped through the rain-slicked streets, his inscrutable Asian eyes now and then flicked into sight in the rear view mirror. Was he checking the traffic behind or was he casing me for the big score? I knew this ride was going to cost me. The only question was, how much?

For all I knew I was in a race with death, every kilometer taking me closer to the Big Sawatdee. Yeah, he was cagey, bidding his time. He played it cool alright... casually flipping between the presets on the cab's radio and even pausing at a red light to stuff a tube up his nose. Sure, it smelled of menthol, but maybe he was huffing back Bolivian marching powder or worse.

We rolled up to the place I needed to be and there was 67 on the meter. A six and a seven, adds to 13, just the thing I didn't need to know. It was going to be now or never so I made my move first; a feint to the waist band and then my hand flashed to my vest pocket. I came out with a matched pair, a blue and a green, and shoved them into his waiting fist. Whatever he had in mind that seemed to terminate things like a sap to the skull in a cheap brothel.

I got out and watched his tail lights as he drove off. As I hunched against the mist and lit a smoke I couldn't help but wonder about his next fare, his last fare, all the fares... Had they also had the same brush with the unknown as me? Blame it on too many bad broads or too much good gin if you want, but I use taxis in Bangkok, and I've lived to tell about it.

The most trustworthy quality posts: raro, the quality poster you can trust!

Let me level with you, your all really weird!

Thai Visa Member Of The Year Award, The winner has been announced

BambinA

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Those that have not been mentioned BTW are below:-

“K.O."

Our “Faithful Tiger”

“Crow Boy” (I have to be nice to him as will have a few Singha’s late this month up in CM)

“Aussie-tied” (spelling ???) you know who you are. Same as with Crow Boy. Cheers

My Dear Knees “khall”.

“Old Croc” will always be in me heart “Bless Him”

“Astral” for his excellent work in the Photography and the Arts > Evaluate my photo Fourm and all our members in there who have contributed throughout this year. Thank you to you all.

“Sbk” for posting a photo in the above forum and asking us to be “Gentle” with her.

“Jock”-who is always a “Star” for bring back the one and only sensible “Fred” TLW ©

“Wolfie” who …………………………… well nuff said.

"Raro" for when I see his Avatar, reminds of George Harrison song “While your guitar gently weeps” as some of his posts do also.

Our “President” of the “<deleted>” missing in action this year.

and many more to add later “as the hour is getting late” Bob Dylan “All along the witch tower”.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

P.S. and to soundman, please do knot do a “pole” on this, as I am one.

P.S. and to soundman, please do knot do a "pole" on this, as I am one.

I have never done a knot on a "pole" whatever that is.

Thanx anyway colonel & will drop you a line next time am heading to kan or ratch.

Happy new year & may wishes come true.

Thai Visa Member Of The Year Award, The winner has been announced

“Old Croc” will always be in me heart “Bless Him”

Yours truly,

Kan Win

I am both flabbergasted and honoured oh Great One!

p.s. That George Harrison version of "Weeps" is one of my all time favorites too!

Oh, but you do have to give Thaidlehands credit for his masterpiece series

Tales from Low Risk Scenarios:

The Maltese Faucet

Crosswalk Double Cross

and who could forget Meters of Mayhem?

It was a dark and stormy night in Bangkok. I waved down a hack in one of the better districts and gave the driver my destination. He was playing it cool; kept his yapper shut, gave a low grunt and a slight toss of the head. He wheeled away from the curb and I slumped in the back seat like a puppet with its strings cut.

As we sped through the rain-slicked streets, his inscrutable Asian eyes now and then flicked into sight in the rear view mirror. Was he checking the traffic behind or was he casing me for the big score? I knew this ride was going to cost me. The only question was, how much?

For all I knew I was in a race with death, every kilometer taking me closer to the Big Sawatdee. Yeah, he was cagey, bidding his time. He played it cool alright... casually flipping between the presets on the cab's radio and even pausing at a red light to stuff a tube up his nose. Sure, it smelled of menthol, but maybe he was huffing back Bolivian marching powder or worse.

We rolled up to the place I needed to be and there was 67 on the meter. A six and a seven, adds to 13, just the thing I didn't need to know. It was going to be now or never so I made my move first; a feint to the waist band and then my hand flashed to my vest pocket. I came out with a matched pair, a blue and a green, and shoved them into his waiting fist. Whatever he had in mind that seemed to terminate things like a sap to the skull in a cheap brothel.

I got out and watched his tail lights as he drove off. As I hunched against the mist and lit a smoke I couldn't help but wonder about his next fare, his last fare, all the fares... Had they also had the same brush with the unknown as me? Blame it on too many bad broads or too much good gin if you want, but I use taxis in Bangkok, and I've lived to tell about it.

Yeah, he was great!

“Jock”-who is always a “Star” for bring back the one and only sensible “Fred” TLW ©

Thank you kind sir. I do have my uses.

Did I win anything this year?

chownah

lifetime achievement award.... sponsored by kayo's house of wierdness.

for the rest of your natural born days you can have two free drinks and a discounted "masseuse" in any bar kayo works at

I think my new avatar deserves special mention.

chownah

lifetime achievement award.... sponsored by kayo's house of wierdness.

for the rest of your natural born days you can have two free drinks and a discounted "masseuse" in any bar kayo works at

If that's two drinks every time you walk into his bar it might be worth moving to England for!

Naaaah.

If that's two drinks every time you walk into his bar it might be worth moving to England for!

Only Fosters though.

My two favorite posters are camerata and bina. I enjoy and usually learn something from almost all their posts.

I haven't been suspended for several months now....surely that is worth a special prize of some sort!!!

chownah