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"Thai wives" are not just for Xmas, and don't come on a sale or return basis:

From a quote in the Visa Forum, if a Mod could put the 'Thai Visa quote of the Day', Avatar on here, it would be appreciated.

Any others?

Moss

I made mine with a bit of photoshop

And yes, I thought that was a terrifc response.

I like this one from grtaylor:

"There is obviously something completely wrong with this thread."

Hmmm, must be cross-threaded.

I like this one from grtaylor:

"There is obviously something completely wrong with this thread."

Hmmm, must be cross-threaded.

Or a left hand thread?

I like this one from grtaylor:

"There is obviously something completely wrong with this thread."

Hmmm, must be cross-threaded.

Or a left hand thread?

Knotted, perhaps, or maybe the colour doesn't quite match ?

Mr Taylor has obviously never been to bedders then.

I like this one from grtaylor:

"There is obviously something completely wrong with this thread."

Hmmm, must be cross-threaded.

Or a left hand thread?

Knotted, perhaps, or maybe the colour doesn't quite match ?

Perhaps he was needled about something.

I like this one from grtaylor:

"There is obviously something completely wrong with this thread."

Hmmm, must be cross-threaded.

Or a left hand thread?

Knotted, perhaps, or maybe the colour doesn't quite match ?

Perhaps he was needled about something.

Or just spinning a yarn.

I vote for this one from Naam

edited for addendum:

my apologies for being an @sshole. i just can't help it being one.

Naam is a true work of art, as is Taxexile .... you could probably fill up this whole thread just quoting the two of them.

As I said I am married but would not intend to remain under the same roof when gf arrives in the uk.

Visa Section again, it's on a roll at the moment.

Moss

Here's the original TV QOTD logo that Darknight produced when he was active as Forum Admin:

Sod, quote of the day, This this has gotta be Thread of the Year, particularly Post 5.

Moss

Moss, thanks for that link. Shame it was closed; I was having a crap day and it really cheered me up!

Sod, quote of the day, This this has gotta be Thread of the Year, particularly Post 5.

Moss

But funnier still is the that in his retort he didn't even appear to get it.

Sod, quote of the day, This this has gotta be Thread of the Year, particularly Post 5.

Moss

Moss, thanks for that link. Shame it was closed; I was having a crap day and it really cheered me up!

Sod, quote of the day, This this has gotta be Thread of the Year, particularly Post 5.

Moss

But funnier still is the that in his retort he didn't even appear to get it.

Ah, why was it closed? It read like our random posts thread. "Is he from the south?"

Sod, quote of the day, This this has gotta be Thread of the Year, particularly Post 5.

Moss

Moss, thanks for that link. Shame it was closed; I was having a crap day and it really cheered me up!

Sod, quote of the day, This this has gotta be Thread of the Year, particularly Post 5.

Moss

But funnier still is the that in his retort he didn't even appear to get it.

Ah, why was it closed? It read like our random posts thread. "Is he from the south?"

Missing persons thread, nothing to do with the direction it was heading, shame really, it had promise

Missing persons thread, nothing to do with the direction it was heading, shame really, it had promise

Yes, that's the reason it got closed, but as you say, what promise, I could have had great fun.

Moss

Sod, quote of the day, This this has gotta be Thread of the Year, particularly Post 5.

Moss

Moss, thanks for that link. Shame it was closed; I was having a crap day and it really cheered me up!

Sod, quote of the day, This this has gotta be Thread of the Year, particularly Post 5.

Moss

But funnier still is the that in his retort he didn't even appear to get it.

Ah, why was it closed? It read like our random posts thread. "Is he from the south?"

Missing persons thread, nothing to do with the direction it was heading, shame really, it had promise

Yeah, I was going to let the poor fellow know where Layla (good Lao name that) was at the moment (but that she was a little "pre-occupied" and couldn't talk with her mouth full).

I was thinking he probably got home and found out he had the clap or something, and wanted to let her know so she could get checked out.

Sod, quote of the day, This this has gotta be Thread of the Year, particularly Post 5.

Moss

Moss, thanks for that link. Shame it was closed; I was having a crap day and it really cheered me up!

Sod, quote of the day, This this has gotta be Thread of the Year, particularly Post 5.

Moss

But funnier still is the that in his retort he didn't even appear to get it.

Ah, why was it closed? It read like our random posts thread. "Is he from the south?"

Missing persons thread, nothing to do with the direction it was heading, shame really, it had promise

Yeah, I was going to let the poor fellow know where Layla (good Lao name that) was at the moment (but that she was a little "pre-occupied" and couldn't talk with her mouth full).

I was thinking he probably got home and found out he had the clap or something, and wanted to let her know so she could get checked out.

Ah Kerryd, you're scintillating today! Did she have her knee-pads on?

Can't stop laughing! Too bad that this one got closed. One of the examples where us matured bedlamites should have the right to continue posting, maybe invisible to the general public. Although...that would be just half the fun...

got that Layla tune humming in my head now....

I would like to nominate the following gem - post 42 from lilbob in http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?sh...86909&st=25

A tale of woe about a girl taking the house after 7 years:

"My own personal view is that if it flys fcuks or floats rent it."

Would I get into trouble if I used that as my signature?

I would like to nominate the following gem - post 42 from lilbob in http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?sh...86909&st=25

A tale of woe about a girl taking the house after 7 years:

"My own personal view is that if it flys fcuks or floats rent it."

Done.

An absolute cracker!!!

Would I get into trouble if I used that as my signature?

Probably...

Naam is a true work of art, as is Taxexile .... you could probably fill up this whole thread just quoting the two of them.

Fully agree with Tax. This one had me in true LOL mode the other day:

Another thing I wanted to say is that some of the people that take cheap shots at the place and people there, may simply not understand the place, and its unique history.

is that bastion of elegance , class and good taste "the hairy pie club" , near the soi 22 entrance , still open for business?

Love it

How could any other test possibly have any relevance save as a sop to some addled pseudo social policy developed by superannuated civil servants oblivious to anything beyond blind loyalty to their masters?

From Visas Sub-forum.

Beat that

Moss

Here

How could any other test possibly have any relevance save as a sop to some addled pseudo social policy developed by superannuated civil servants oblivious to anything beyond blind loyalty to their masters?

From Visas Sub-forum.

Beat that

Moss

Here

The writing style reminds me of a former member.

How could any other test possibly have any relevance save as a sop to some addled pseudo social policy developed by superannuated civil servants oblivious to anything beyond blind loyalty to their masters?

I presume this is the post and the poster you refer to? Yes, it does strike a chord, doesn't it?

From Visas Sub-forum.

Beat that

Moss

Here

Hi "Mossfinn"

"Beat that" you mean your double post at the end

Kan Win

I made mine with a bit of photoshop

And yes, I thought that was a terrifc response.

I forgot to say thanks.

Here's the original TV QOTD logo that Darknight produced when he was active as Forum Admin:

That's the one, cheers.

From Visas Sub-forum.

Beat that

Moss

Here

Hi "Mossfinn"

"Beat that" you mean your double post at the end

Kan Win

Sometimes, you just have to say things twice

Moss

This has to be the funniest post I have ever read on TV:

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?sh...t&p=1979531