I for one sometime get feed up with the amount of Jokes posting by AltumAngel that are neither funny or she forgets to copy and paste the punch line.....

but one such joke just posted ( why it is still there i do not know ) makes me wonder, has she finally got to the last page in her joke book, and is only left with the more obscene jokes that would be vanished from the pages of Thaivisa the second they are posted...

the joke in question

Slippery When Wet

A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips over and lands spread legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up again but realizes that she landed so hard that her vagina has stuck to the floor creating such a vacuum that she can't move.

She calls out to her husband for help. He tries with all his strength to lift her up but she won't budge. So he goes next door and gets the neighbor. Both of them are pulling like oxen but she just won't move. She is truly stuck to the floor.

Suddenly the neighbor says, "Why don't we just get a hammer and break the tiles around her legs and lift her that way?"

"Great idea," says the husband, "But let me rub her boobs a little to arouse her."

"Why?" asks a confused neighbor.

"She'll need the lubrication so I can slide her over into the kitchen. The tiles are cheaper in there."

Link - Joke

Also two more points

1) what happened to the thread posted the other day... had some really funny jokes there

2) I dont think AltumAngel has posted in any other Thread apart from the jokes section???? .... one to the mods, how many members are there over 500 or 1000 Posts, who only really visit one forum and have never visited Bedlam??????? ..............

Note - I for one found the joke funny, but have seen less ' Rude ' jokes wiped of the forum instantly...

AItumAngeI is femaIe......? (and yeh that joke sucks..sorry for pun ..its rare that i read the jokes section tho)

Edit

I used to enjoy the jokes section, then too many characters, jamesyboi (sp) AA et al, just dominated it ad I got to the stage where I was just bored so I never go there any more!

As to the joke, it's quite funny and not offensive but far less offensive jokes have been wiped out...

I constantly fail to understand the mentality of some people, a Thai based forum with an anything-goes sub-forum, yet they are content to just copy and paste crap jokes..... makes me wonder if they have ever had an individual thought of their own.

Pushing boundaries?..... I don't think so... I doubt that joke was even read properly by the poster before it found its way in here.

I don't get it.

Could be worse, remember that Tazi guy that freakin owned the joke forum?

Worse thing was it made Libya give up the jokes and only do Pattaya news, I'll never get over the loss.

I constantly fail to understand the mentality of some people, a Thai based forum with an anything-goes sub-forum,

Still sulking about that then eh Thad? Get over it, everyone else has.

Please don't make assumptions Rob, I wasn't referencing that in the first place, and in the second place I've never had a problem with it.

AItumAngeI is femaIe......? (and yeh that joke sucks..sorry for pun ..its rare that i read the jokes section tho)

it looks like. and if she used her picture as avatar i can only conclude she is even uglier than me. and that means something as my ugliness is hard to beat.

I have "The Elephant Man" DVD.........You look lovely.

Maybe shes a bot

Maybe shes a bot

A bot? What's a bot?

^ Internet bot (robot).

Online Dictionary:

A bot (short for "robot") is a program that operates as an agent for a user or another program or simulates a human activity. On the Internet, the most ubiquitous bots are the programs, also called spiders or crawlers, that access Web sites and gather their content for search engine indexes.

This is an automated software program that can execute certain commands when it receives a specific input (like a ro-"bot"). Bots are most often seen at work in the Internet-related areas of online chat and web searching.

Internet bots, short for robots, also known as spiders and crawlers, are automated tasks that the search engine uses to scan the Internet. They perform mostly large-scale, repetitive tasks, consisting of downloading HTML non-graphic content.

Interesting to note the first in line at the foot of the page as a similar topic is...................................." Aussie accused of pushing Thai wife out of a window in Singapore "

Hah, keyword "pushing". Bizarre the 'relative' choices TV forum makes. Then again, it is Bedlam. Maybe the forum is smarter than we think.

^ Internet bot (robot).

Online Dictionary:

A bot (short for "robot") is a program that operates as an agent for a user or another program or simulates a human activity. On the Internet, the most ubiquitous bots are the programs, also called spiders or crawlers, that access Web sites and gather their content for search engine indexes.

This is an automated software program that can execute certain commands when it receives a specific input (like a ro-"bot"). Bots are most often seen at work in the Internet-related areas of online chat and web searching.

Internet bots, short for robots, also known as spiders and crawlers, are automated tasks that the search engine uses to scan the Internet. They perform mostly large-scale, repetitive tasks, consisting of downloading HTML non-graphic content.

Why thank you eek. One learns soomething new every day...

Maybe shes a bot

According to another forum she lives in Singapore.

after visiting the the jokes forum this morning, and seeing yet another joke cut and pasted without the tag line .... i got thinking... Could she be a Bot????

As i looked at her profile and she has only EVER posted in the jokes forum... also never made a comment or nothing??? ... as if she posts, and then never reads the posts again???......

Mods, can you tell if a user is a bot or computer program?

Maybe shes a bot

A bot? What's a bot?

bot n.

1. The parasitic larva of a botfly.

2. bots (used with a sing. or pl. verb) A disease of mammals, especially cattle and horses, caused by infestation of the stomach or intestines with botfly larvae.

[Middle English, probably of Low German origin.]

From the American Heritage Dictionary.

or,

bot noun - Australian Slang.

a person who cadges; scrounger.

[Origin: 1915–20; perh. shortening of BOTFLY ]

From Dictionary.com.

btw Altumangel's Yahoo profile gives "her " gender as male.

A "bot" in internet slang is a robot program.

Much like robots, bot programs are often designed to do a specific task, and will do so endlessly, mindlessly, repetitiously, eternally (more or less I guess).

Not sure anyone would make a bot program just to post jokes (or parts of jokes) on forums. Not much in it for the programmer, especially when there isn't much data to harvest (on a site like this).

But what kind of user would do nothing but post jokes (or parts of jokes) and show no interest in anything else ? Strange.

But what kind of user would do nothing but post jokes (or parts of jokes) and show no interest in anything else ? Strange.

To get a high post count with no effort, very quickly and it shows no former posting history info?

Just a thought

Good Luck

Moss

To get a high post count with no effort, very quickly and it shows no former posting history info?

But why????

Also if you google AltumAngel, she pops up in a Singapore forum, with a profile picture similar to her's here

Again, in this forum she has about 1800 posts, and they are all jokes ( or attempts to tell them... )

Gives access to Bedlam.

Can be passed on to someone else.

And some people look at post count to give some credence to any response, no matter where they have posted quality of content.

This of course is negated whilst staying in that particular forum.

Just a thought as I said.

Good Luck

Moss

To get a high post count with no effort, very quickly and it shows no former posting history info?

But why????

Yeah, high post count doesn't really do much for you, except get you a bigger discount on your unofficial ThaiVisa membership card !

(Not valid anywhere at any time. Sunbelt Asia, ThaiVisa nor anyone else any where has anything to do with these membership cards. Use at own risk. Use of this card may result in mockery, bitch slaps, arguments and imprisonment.)

I never bother looking at the Joke forum solely due to the high percentage of her/his/its bad jokes.

Shame really, I like a good larf

Dave

Mods, can you tell if a user is a bot or computer program?

Not really, this has come up before with the Mods but it is not conclusive nor necessarily against the rules. We had the same situation with Jamsieboy also in the Jokes subforum.

CB

If he, she or it, is a mindless automaton, whe isn't he, she or it, a regular in Bedlam ?

Why don't one of you intrigued people send him/her a PM saying how much you enjoy the jokes and see if you get a reply.

Why don't one of you intrigued people send him/her a PM saying how much you enjoy the jokes and see if you get a reply.

I would have difficulty with being that insincere.

I would like to volunteer to send Gordon Brown. He'd spot a mindless robot from twenty passes ( I believe he calls them his cabinet ? )