This transport issue ( and potential hair loss ) is key. Thank you Barry for raising it.

I went to town in the car and came home on the train.

car! what car

I went to town in the car and came home on the train. Bus

car! what car

I have actually done this!!

Good Luck

Moss

Now you remember !!!!!

Remember What?

Moss

The Brits worse fears realised!

Aussie backpackers are populating the UK by stealth, donating sperm to earn money to fund their travels.

Fertility clinics in London say that up to a third of donors are now people from overseas, many of them Australian travellers seeking cash, News Limited reports.

A spokesman for one of London's largest clinics, the Bridge Centre, said Aussie backpackers were very enterprising in looking at ways to earn extra money while travelling.

And he said clinics needed more men to donate, with a new report showing donor numbers were critically low in the UK.

"We need them, we need that winning spirit and we need some more left-handed batsmen so we're hoping that's in the gene set," spokesman Tim Mott said.

"If you're on the grand tour and you're spending 12 months in the UK, here's something you can do to make a bit of extra money.

"They should have it on the same `to do list' as going to the rugby at Twickenham.

"It's a good cause and if we get enough Australian donors you could end up colonising the UK instead of the other way round."

Sorry Old Croc I just posted this as a new topic, not having seen your post.

Could be Britain's last hope!!!

I went to town in the car and came home on the train. Bus

car! what car

I have actually done this!!

Good Luck

Moss

Hi Moss

My old mum did it many years ago when shopping in Croydon. Thats why I thought of it

Stay Safe

Dave

The Brits worse fears realised!

Aussie backpackers are populating the UK by stealth, donating sperm to earn money to fund their travels.

Fertility clinics in London say that up to a third of donors are now people from overseas, many of them Australian travellers seeking cash, News Limited reports.

How are they promoting this in Sydney?

"Boys, pack up yer didgeridoo and get yerselves over to jolly old London and have a good wnak".

Edited for being too rude to our Commonwealth friends..............Sighhhh Self-censorship in Bedders, what ever next ?

Child & Family Services recently screwed up with "Baby P" - they will try to avoid screwing up 'Baby Cheetham' - to ensure a stable family home they will issue them with a family pet - maybe a Pit Bull?

When Maddona first came to England she stated she wanted to feel more English.

She is now an unmarried mother with three kids born from different fathers, one of then black...................................Job Done