THESE condoms with a RULER printed on the side will finally show women if their men measure up in the bedroom. The Condometric fits willies up to 9.8inches (25cm) long and are set to put an end to exaggerated boasts from fellas.

They will be available in both metric and imperial measurements and come in lime, cherry and banana flavours.

The condoms meet all European safety standards and will give women some hard facts about their men.

Boasts

An anonymous user, who has tried the prototype condom, said: "My girlfriend just left me.

"Who the hel_l came up with this damned thing? My girlfriend and some of her friends were testing out Curiosite's Condometric prototype and they met up one day to compare results.

"This isn't funny."

But a Curiosite spokesman said: "If you take the size of your penis too seriously, your eyes will be closed, unable to appreciate the true value of your sexual identity."

Bizarre ... new range of flavoured condoms

I'm surprised sbk didn't post this topic.

Blimey, I could neva fill that, need something like the old valve rubber used for bicycle tyres.

well lets hope this brand does not come to Thailand, as the girls here might start charging by size instead of hour....

i would go bankrupt

I couldn't get my head in never mind the old JT.

This is a great idea but when are they beinging out the large size?

Very good subliminal marketing by the way they have printed the scale.

The shorter you are the longer you measure.

I'm surprised sbk didn't post this topic.

jeez, one penis post and I am pigeonholed for life

Very good subliminal marketing by the way they have printed the scale.

The shorter you are the longer you measure.

You have children, yes?

Your knowledge of the general ins and outs of johnnies suggests that you must have children, you couldn't have avoided it.

JxP

Could be useful in helping to figure out whether the BG you're with is a 9.5 or a 10.

Or have the numbers printed in semi-permanent ink. When they've rubbed off your time's up.

I'll wait until they come out with farang sized (and som tam flavoured for she who must be obeyed).

well lets hope this brand does not come to Thailand, as the girls here might start charging by size instead of hour....

i would go bankrupt

I would get a refund.

They should bring out a bar girl brand that has an airbag going around the outside that inflates for a tighter fit

colino

Oh colino, you're so naughty!!!

They should bring out a bar girl brand that has an airbag going around the outside that inflates for a tighter fit

colino

Its the perfect solution .