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20 Ridiculous Complaints Made By Holidaymakers

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Poorsucker, have you not had your coffee today?

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Awww....... :o

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Poorsucker, have you not had your coffee today?

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OK sorry, I always have tried to stay away from threads with words like "whinges" and "poms", are they really words in oxford English? :o

Here's another one for you whinge poms.

20 stupid questions asked by tourists

That's more like it PS, very funny link indeed...

Poorsucker, have you not had your coffee today?

the same topic was posted about 4 posts below this

OK sorry, I always have tried to stay away from threads with words like "whinges" and "poms", are they really words in oxford English? :o

Here's another one for you whinge poms.

20 stupid questions asked by tourists

much better :D

OK sorry, I always have tried to stay away from threads with words like "whinges" and "poms", are they really words in oxford English? :D

Yes, and they always have a link to each other, in dictionaries. :o

:D

Thanks, Thad; some crackers in there! :D

Great, I could do with a laugh today.

Oh, and a beer as well.

Hang on, that's every day, isn't it? :o

Aaah! I'd forgotten about the drop bear...

But really, they should give people a general knowledge test before they go abroad to any country. Just a simple one, to make sure that they know what they are up against - all those foreigners talking strange languages...

On the island I lived on the tuk tuk drivers would drive the new arrivals around all the guest houses for them to choose from. I heard, time and time again, fresh faced tourists ask the GH owner as they timidly stepped out of the vehicle 'Do you have mosquitoes here...?' :o

Aaah! I'd forgotten about the drop bear...

But really, they should give people a general knowledge test before they go abroad to any country. Just a simple one, to make sure that they know what they are up against - all those foreigners talking strange languages...

On my first trip to sea I went ashore with the other 'lads'. I finished up drunk and in gaol in Wilhelmshaven, Fosse and Marseilles. On my second trip to sea I went ashore alone and had a much better time :o

On my first trip to sea I went ashore with the other 'lads'. I finished up drunk and in gaol in Wilhelmshaven, Fosse and Marseilles.

I shudder to ask what for? .... especially in Marseilles

On my first trip to sea I went ashore with the other 'lads'. I finished up drunk and in gaol in Wilhelmshaven, Fosse and Marseilles.

I shudder to ask what for? .... especially in Marseilles

They were all group arrests :o

In Wilhelmshaven we got arrested for fighting and fashion crimes (the galley boy was trying to escape by running across a cobbled square wearing 3 inch platform soles). A bar owner in Marseilles took umbrage to the fact we were all taking the p*ss out of the 3rd mate who'd got his foot stuck in the bar's squat toilet and called the Gendarmerie. In Fosse we upset the locals by impugning the honour of the Republic and its citizens.

On my first trip to sea I went ashore with the other 'lads'. I finished up drunk and in gaol in Wilhelmshaven, Fosse and Marseilles.

I shudder to ask what for? .... especially in Marseilles

They were all group arrests :o

In Wilhelmshaven we got arrested for fighting and fashion crimes (the galley boy was trying to escape by running across a cobbled square wearing 3 inch platform soles). A bar owner in Marseilles took umbrage to the fact we were all taking the p*ss out of the 3rd mate who'd got his foot stuck in the bar's squat toilet and called the Gendarmerie. In Fosse we upset the locals by impugning the honour of the Republic and its citizens.

Ah, that's the spirit! :D

7/11 - which, by my score, is probably where I should dine...

7/11 - which, by my score, is probably where I should dine...
Very good :o

9/11 - I was feeling pretty worldly in my knowledge until the bloody fish tipped the boat and the Scottish dinners tripped me up.

Hey that fish one was how I was taught as a child.

Hey that fish one was how I was taught as a child.

It seems a bit wasteful not to eat the other side!

Depends on the fish, some don't have another side.

Same with me (being taught by parents to flip fish). Then as a young adult, I did the usual (fish flipping) and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Of course, she then said, 'Why don't you just peel the bone back?' I felt about 8 inches tall (although I understand the average is 6).

E: Clarification

The quiz will NOT open, the site comes up wif empty page, blank.

bugga

Thanks Ping

I managed 8

Flipping fish capsize a boat..........<deleted>

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