scottiejohn Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) 35 minutes ago, riceyummm said: AU! that's a gold one! PS; Periodically I can get to the top of the table! Edited August 2, 2018 by scottiejohn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bluesofa Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, scottiejohn said: 26 minutes ago, riceyummm said: I prefer the brown and white wrapper they normally come with. What did you do with it? I always thought it had the same properties as rice paper, and was edible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, bluesofa said: I always thought it had the same properties as rice paper, and was edible? The wrapper mentioned above certainly tastes like I described it (I assume) but the contents are always adorable according to the original delivery service owners! Edited August 2, 2018 by scottiejohn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, laislica said: Odd, she doesn't look Thai... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 12 minutes ago, CantSpell said: Sorry, can I come a bit closer to you as I seem to be going a bit deaf and blind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, bluesofa said: Odd, she doesn't look Thai... Which one? Maybe she is not a "She". Mind you the whole thing could give a totally new meaning to the "Hole in the wall" and "Where (how?) do I insert it and what do I get out of it comments. (the ATM I mean!!) Edited August 2, 2018 by scottiejohn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CantSpell Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 2 hours ago, scottiejohn said: Which one? Maybe she is not a "She". Mind you the whole thing could give a totally new meaning to the "Hole in the wall" and "Where (how?) do I insert it and what do I get out of it comments. (the ATM I mean!!) Strange that this ATM keyboard has only 2 keys though... Maybe one needs to press them repeatedly... in sequence ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CantSpell Posted August 2, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 2, 2018 - "Why did you get into comedy?" - "People where laughing at me anyway so I thought: Screw itm, i might as well start charging them.." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bluesofa Posted August 2, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 minute ago, CantSpell said: - "Why did you get into comedy?" - "People where laughing at me anyway so I thought: Screw itm, i might as well start charging them.." Bob Monkhouse: When I said I was going to change careers and become a comedian, they all laughed at me. Well they're not laughing now... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickstart Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Local health inspector goes into a local cafe, to say the place is dirty is an understatement, in the kitchen, the owner was making some bread, he had on a dirty apron, a fag hanging out of his mouth, kneading the bread fag ash falling into the bread mix The health inspector looks on aghast and says, "just look at this place, you are making bread, smoking a fag, worktops filthy, you must have a tool for making the bread". The shop owner says" yes, but I use that for making doughnuts." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 hour ago, CantSpell said: Strange that this ATM keyboard has only 2 keys though... Maybe one needs to press them repeatedly... in sequence ? A single raised dot in Braille is the letter "A". Do you get bra cups in that size or do you just squeeze this set of buns (oops Puns) out for as much as you can milk them for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 17 minutes ago, kickstart said: The shop owner says "yes, but I use that for making doughnuts." I thought he said that "yes, but I use that for making mini doughnuts with cream on top for the little kids." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasteddie Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 6 hours ago, scottiejohn said: Where is the "enormous penis"? It looks a bit on the small side if you ask me (or the girlfriend)! Why, is the girlfriend's bigger too? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 (edited) 12 hours ago, fasteddie said: Why, is the girlfriend's bigger too? How do you know. Have you been out with "her" as well? ? Edited August 3, 2018 by scottiejohn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 So Quasi Modo and his mate are getting pis--ed together one feezing cold night. Quasi decides it's time to ring the bells. He gets up about 3 or 4 steps and slips, falls backwards and lands on his mate who decided to follow. They both crash to the floor and Quasi bangs his head and gets knocked out at the same time as his mate throws up all over him. 3 minutes later he comes to and runs about in a panic screaming I'm dying I'm dying. His mate says what's the panic? you just banged your head and I puked on you when you landed on me. Oh thank god he says, I thought my hump had burst. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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