I hate it when .........

.....the person buttering the toast doesn't get the butter right into the corners.

.....the yolks of your boiled/poached/fried eggs are overcooked.

.....

.... when it's no pressure in the bumgun.

.... when it's to much pressure in the bumgun.

when the toast is just warm white bread

when I can't have my morning coffee uninterrupted.

the poms beat us at cricket.

and the crowing starts.

when the toast is just warm white bread

when I can't have my morning coffee uninterrupted.

YES!

And when the serviettes are tissues.

...the batteries have run out of the TV remote control

...and the new batteries are just out of reach

I hate it when the flint pops out of a lighter before the gas has finished, the more gas left describes the amount of distress..... especially if there is no shop in sight that sells lighters.

when your toddler pllls the U, B & space bar keys off yor laptop and it makesit difficlt to type properly

when you open a bottle of wine that you've been keeping for a special occasion and it's corked!

when some sort of soft foam rubber is sold as "bread".

when your toddler pllls the U, B & space bar keys off yor laptop and it makesit difficlt to type properly

That's a good span for a toddler, find a piano teacher

my last laptop was left nattended once for 5 whole minutes resltng inall t aout 3 keys eing plled off.

He does like to take advantageof an opportnity when he sees one

The space ar seems to e working etter than the other 2.!!

the poms beat us at cricket.

and the crowing starts.

I have absolutely no comment to make OC

Sod it, course i do. We won the ashes, we won the ashes, we won the ashes,

the poms beat us at cricket.

and the crowing starts.

I have absolutely no comment to make OC

........................................

Sod it, course i do. We won the ashes, we won the ashes, we won the ashes,

And the crowing starts.

...when an interesting thread is closed for being non-Thai related.

the poms beat us at cricket.

and the crowing starts.

I have absolutely no comment to make OC

........................................

Sod it, course i do. We won the ashes, we won the ashes, we won the ashes,

And the crowing starts.

I'm just glad it's over

the poms beat us at cricket.

and the crowing starts.

I have absolutely no comment to make OC

........................................

Sod it, course i do. We won the ashes, we won the ashes, we won the ashes,

And the crowing starts.

I'm just glad it's over

Crow Boy is silent.............

...when someone writes something utterly pointless so that their thread remains current.

when the toast is just warm white bread

when I can't have my morning coffee uninterrupted.

YES!

And when the serviettes are tissues.

Or when people call napkins, serviettes...

when the toast is just warm white bread

when I can't have my morning coffee uninterrupted.

YES!

And when the serviettes are tissues.

Or when people call napkins, serviettes...

micksterbs:

Napkins are for babies to pizz and zhit in.

Serviettes are for table usage.

Neva wanna eat at your house..... ewwwwwwwwwww

(Spose there are table napkins, dunno)

...when an interesting thread is closed for being non-Thai related.

You could of course ask for it to be moved here

i hate it when the barrel of beer runs out and I have to go down the cellar ....

.... Only to find another 14 barrels waiting for my attentions. (and I do love that)

I hate it when long standing members go missing without so much as a buy or leave, and then just pop back in willy nilly like nothings happened

I hate it when something happens I did not expect or my scientific model did not predict could happen. Mind you before I do anything risky, I put the data in my risk analysis software program that I developed myself as I do not want to take any risk that someone forgot to put in some additional possibilities, data and risk calculations.

After 10 years of programming and fine tuning I finally had a working model. for my home country. After moving to Thailand I was hoping my model was so sophisticated that it could predict with a similar accuracy, after all we are all humans right?

The model failed.........

The model was based on common knowledge, common sense and logic, it does not seem to work here.

The model was based on common knowledge, common sense and logic, it does not seem to work here.

You should have thrown in some Chilli's. It still might not have worked but it would have tasted better.

I hate it when long standing members go missing without so much as a buy or leave, and then just pop back in willy nilly like nothings happened

I agree!!

I hate it when spurned lovers whine.

Regards.

I hate it when long standing members go missing without so much as a buy or leave, and then just pop back in willy nilly like nothings happened

sorry mate. been stupidly busy lately.

I have an extreme dislike of "hate."

"Hate" is the biggest problem in the world today.

People who "hate", this, that, whoever or whatever are causing most problems in the world today.

There are at least 10 threads with "hate" in the title on TV.

...the batteries have run out of the TV remote control

...and removing the battery compartment lid to rotate the batteries a few times doesn't fix it.

Or when people call napkins, serviettes...

...or is that 'serviettes' ? :-)

I hate it when something I was looking forward to consuming goes missing from the fridge.