Note to self - wear flip flops.

Very difficult to pick but I will go for a mixture of those I have had the pleasure to meet and some whom I one day hope to meet:-

MrToad

JackNDanny

LeungKen

Kayo

Redrus

Scouser

ThaiPauly

BigToe

Macclad

Jockstar

So where is Chavy??

I had to think about this, but it would be pretty difficult. So for those that are omitted I apologise - MIG will bake you some bread pudding.

Neverdie

MrBoJangles

LeungKen

Chavy (If he is awake)

BigToe

Fletchsmile

Bigtoe

Macanello

Bonobo (aw fuc_k, spelling)

and of course............

Mig

I would invite Jet Gordon, just to see how the old gal is getting on.

She's alive and kicking on other forums.

for a min I was about to throw a tantrum fit...thinking that toad is making me slave and not inviting me to eat!

but then I saw my name

(and now we all know who u love more. Bigtoe is invited twice!! )

there better be double food for me though

(but I neednt worry. I love eating out with the guys. all the guys I go out with never eat. all the food for me )

for a min I was about to throw a tantrum fit...thinking that toad is making me slave and not inviting me to eat!

but then I saw my name

(and now we all know who u love more. Bigtoe is invited twice!! )

there better be double food for me though

(but I neednt worry. I love eating out with the guys. all the guys I go out with never eat. all the food for me )

Shit, I invited him twice - one is enough. I'll replace Bigtoe (2nd one) with JacknDanny

Very difficult to pick but I will go for a mixture of those I have had the pleasure to meet and some whom I one day hope to meet:-

MrToad

JackNDanny

LeungKen

Kayo

Redrus

Scouser

ThaiPauly

BigToe

Macclad

Jockstar

So where is Chavy??

This dinner could be expensive. I can't afford for him to do a runner.............again

And whoops, solly M1G. How could I forget

I love threads like this, I never get mentioned, am I that difficult to pigeon hole?

Me too Taddy, however I think my honourable omissions come from being juvenile & obnoxious; tht's why we make the great odd couple on the rare occasions we happen to bump together: Thaddy provides the intellect, Sounder's provides the [what would we do without one of those ........] component.

Hey..i said id invite just about everyone from Bedlam. SO that includes both of you. So no sulking!

Who's sulking ? And why would you leave him out ? ( sounds too close to me for my liking.................Freudian eh eek )

This dinner could be expensive. I can't afford for him to do a runner.............again

And whoops, solly M1G. How could I forget

He's been pretty reliable recently, although he has been spotted falling asleep stood up a couple of times in Kan over the last couple of months.

Depends a lot on the theme of the evening, eek.

Would the mood include a little classic music in the background? Or perhaps Johnny Rotten and the Sex Pistols screaming in your face?

this travis song/link seems fitting, me thinks!

gotta be sbk with the octopus and neverdie the old git, with the tash.

tigerfish,

I will give you a little tip, Im younger than that old buzzard sbk.

ohhh thank godness she is too busy at the moment and not near a pc to read that

I'd invite all the ladies of thaivisa, we would eat mashmallows, drink cocktails, wear silk teddies & lacy negligees, have a pillow fight, practice kissing with each other & do each others hair. I'm told (by a male friend) that this is what women do when they are alone together

Yo boo, don't forget me hun ........ i often get called an old tart, so can i sit wit u guys or what?

Id like to sit alone, at least until after the meals finished....that way I could eat everything at my table.....then i might snooze for a while, love a good kip after a feed. Then I would probably want a back rub, boo, is mrboo coming, you know what they say, what happens on tour, stays on tour

Im sorry, I cannot possible limit my table to just 10, most of you guys and gals absolutely rip, actually I cant even think of anyone off the top of my head that I wouldnt want at my table or at least under it (keep rubbing my feet marky & one day I'll stop kicking you)

ps: i have to carefully think about whos at my table and which other table i place my table next to.

I love threads like this, I never get mentioned, am I that difficult to pigeon hole?

There's room for you at my table, Thaddy.

I'd probably be under it, tying people's shoe laces together.

eek, we have booked entertainment!

Very difficult to pick but I will go for a mixture of those I have had the pleasure to meet and some whom I one day hope to meet:-

1. MrToad

2. JackNDanny

3. LeungKen

4. Kayo

5. Redrus

6. Scouser

7. ThaiPauly

8. BigToe

9. Macclad

10. Jockstar

So where is (11.) Chavy??

This dinner could be expensive. I can't afford for him to do a runner.............again

And whoops, solly M1G. How could I forget

13. the host

where will I sit?

between Jack n Danny?

on Redrus' lap?

with Thaddy under the table?

and dont forget Jockstar tends to come in 2's

and then there is my twin!

I love threads like this, I never get mentioned, am I that difficult to pigeon hole?

Me too Taddy, however I think my honourable omissions come from being juvenile & obnoxious; tht's why we make the great odd couple on the rare occasions we happen to bump together: Thaddy provides the intellect, Sounder's provides the [what would we do without one of those ........] component.

It's great when you are just a background face isn't it mate...... you get to sit at the back and giggle a lot

Very difficult to pick but I will go for a mixture of those I have had the pleasure to meet and some whom I one day hope to meet:-

1. MrToad

2. JackNDanny

3. LeungKen

4. Kayo

5. Redrus

6. Scouser

7. ThaiPauly

8. BigToe

9. Macclad

10. Jockstar

So where is (11.) Chavy??

This dinner could be expensive. I can't afford for him to do a runner.............again

And whoops, solly M1G. How could I forget

13. the host

where will I sit?

between Jack n Danny?

on Redrus' lap?

with Thaddy under the table?

and dont forget Jockstar tends to come in 2's

and then there is my twin!

MiG has a twin? Cool!!!

and dont forget Jockstar tends to come in 2's

Bloody hel_l, no wonder he thinks he's a bit of a pornstar.

I think the tables need to be bigger, 10 people isnt enough. Cant we just have one of those dirty big tables with a lazy suzan in the middle, eek can sit on it and we can spin her around.

I would like to have

Froggie

Old Bastard hewgee

Kiwicourt

web i no tell lies

Old duck abc

geek

He who rakes the moon

Mr Al meisdead

madwally

noiseyguy

richsucky sucky

kattypat

sceaudooroochie

Animatic (becos thats hard to change)

lepardshark

and last but not least suigoogie.....is that 10 yet?

would be nice to list a table of 25 actually.

I think the tables need to be bigger, 10 people isnt enough. Cant we just have one of those dirty big tables with a lazy suzan in the middle, eek can sit on it and we can spin her around.

I would like to have

Froggie

Old Bastard hewgee

Kiwicourt

web i no tell lies

Old duck abc

geek

He who rakes the moon

Mr Al meisdead

madwally

noiseyguy

richsucky sucky

kattypat

sceaudooroochie

Animatic (becos thats hard to change)

lepardshark

and last but not least suigoogie.....is that 10 yet?

would be nice to list a table of 25 actually.

Oi.

I've already nominated myself as the token gatecrasher. How will that work if I have an invite?

Get with it Mr. Die.

I think the tables need to be bigger, 10 people isnt enough. Cant we just have one of those dirty big tables with a lazy suzan in the middle, eek can sit on it and we can spin her around.

I would like to have

Froggie

Old Bastard hewgee

Kiwicourt

web i no tell lies

Old duck abc

geek

He who rakes the moon

Mr Al meisdead

madwally

noiseyguy

richsucky sucky

kattypat

sceaudooroochie

Animatic (becos thats hard to change)

lepardshark

and last but not least suigoogie.....is that 10 yet?

would be nice to list a table of 25 actually.

Oi.

I've already nominated myself as the token gatecrasher. How will that work if I have an invite?

Get with it Mr. Die.

Listen fella, theres absolutely no gates to knock down, so you will just have to sit where you are told to, eat, drink and be merry. ALRIGHT?

Will you have tuna sandwiches?

And maybe we could pretend that I gatecrashed, so I can maintain a persona as being a bit of a rebel.

Don't tell anybody though.

Will you have tuna sandwiches?

And maybe we could pretend that I gatecrashed, so I can maintain a persona as being a bit of a rebel.

Don't tell anybody though.

What's it with the Tuna Sandwiches?

Come on should be Cheese and Branston

It must be said that the amphibious one poses a convincing argument!

It must be said that the amphibious one poses a convincing argument!

and of course cheese is related to "moonraking" I believe

I tried Branston pickle once. It was alright-- I can't say I saw the cause for the avid devotion it has and I certainly wouldn't offer it as a dinner meal. But it was ok.

Dinner guests I would invite would have to be willing to eat very spicy Thai food, veggie options would be available, and smokers would have to smoke their ciggies outside. Table manners is a good thing so if you slurp, gasp, snort or make other such disgusting noises while you eat, you are uninvited.

But, that said, I can't think of anyone here I wouldn't mind meeting at least once. And a few I'd like to see again

I tried Branston pickle once. It was alright-- I can't say I saw the cause for the avid devotion it has and I certainly wouldn't offer it as a dinner meal. But it was ok.

Did you try it with a strong cheddar though?

If its your first time for Branston.......................Clean undies.

I must admit that I haven't had a Branston Pickle and Cheese sarny, for yonks. Now I am craving for one.