Strange story or what?

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/death-by-hooker-for-sacked-city-banker-colin-birch/story-e6frfku0-1225905345273?from=widget_rss

Please vote in my latest poll.

That'll learn him.

That'll learn him.

YOU didnt vote

There ya go, you sexy muvva.

There ya go, you sexy muvva.

WOW, thats two of us that think im sexy..... , woops I mean, who was the other one?

This is a cracking poll, move over jingthing

The weird thing is - he could get escorts for sixty quid a go.

That is cheap.

But we are talking probable Essex girls, so maybe not so weird.

I hate threads when people don't tell you the subject matter. Can you please just tell us what it is about or just a snippet of the story. T'internet connection is slow here, so following links that turn out to be <deleted> is a waste. I've not complained before but it does get on my nerves.

^

It's a thread about some loon paying hookers to pretend to hang him, where they didn't know that he was really killing himself.

Actually that isn't true. This thread is all about ND's sexiness. It's about time we had a thread about just how sexy the immortal one is. I bet his mum is sexy as well even if she does wear combat boots.

"growl"

Prrrrrr

I've voted ( size nine's..be afraid, be very afraid )

There ya go. With that synopsis, I'll follow the link and wait for it to load. It seems like it might be worth the wait. Cheers MR :jap:

There ya go, you sexy muvva.

WOW, thats two of us that think im sexy..... , woops I mean, who was the other one?

This is a cracking poll, move over jingthing

i can just see it now!

ND and jingthing side by side in bed, lap tops rested on a pillow sharing a cup of ovaltine. bickering like two old women over who can do the best poll.

i dont know whether it would be more of a, hinge and brackett type scenario or a till death us do part one.

There ya go, you sexy muvva.

WOW, thats two of us that think im sexy..... , woops I mean, who was the other one?

This is a cracking poll, move over jingthing

i can just see it now!

ND and jingthing side by side in bed, lap tops rested on a pillow sharing a cup of ovaltine. bickering like two old women over who can do the best poll.

i dont know whether it would be more of a, hinge and brackett type scenario or a till death us do part one.

"Lap tops" is a euphemism right?

What odd thoughts some people have.

He was a Brit. What more can you say? It made sense to him.

There ya go, you sexy muvva.

WOW, thats two of us that think im sexy..... , woops I mean, who was the other one?

This is a cracking poll, move over jingthing

i can just see it now!

ND and jingthing side by side in bed, lap tops rested on a pillow sharing a cup of ovaltine. bickering like two old women over who can do the best poll.

i dont know whether it would be more of a, hinge and brackett type scenario or a till death us do part one.

HOLY <deleted>

That might be your fantasy mate (& possibly JT's ) but I'm more into sheilas, perhaps you might like to reposition me next to sbk or eek, or even moonrakers afterall I heard he's a bit of a tart (ohhh dear, ive back myself into a corner now....Im not trying to suggest either sbk or eek are tarts) HOLIDAAAAY TIME

I hate threads when people don't tell you the subject matter. Can you please just tell us what it is about or just a snippet of the story. T'internet connection is slow here, so following links that turn out to be <deleted> is a waste. I've not complained before but it does get on my nerves.

Mr bjang has thrown down his handbag. Sorry sir, next time I will be more precise, I just thought it was really weird, i should of explained that more, what strange things people do.

Did you still vote ND as a sexy mutha? ?

I voted Yes and No.

It is strange, but it is England.

Dunno, but whoever wrote that article needs to take some lessons in basic English grammar.

They hurled abuse him,

Ms Laurent and Ms Sturley, from Katie's Lovely Escorts agency, said that Mr Birch had told them to meet him at a wood Dartford Heath,

I hate threads when people don't tell you the subject matter. Can you please just tell us what it is about or just a snippet of the story. T'internet connection is slow here, so following links that turn out to be <deleted> is a waste. I've not complained before but it does get on my nerves.

Mr bjang has thrown down his handbag. Sorry sir, next time I will be more precise, I just thought it was really weird, i should of explained that more, what strange things people do.

Did you still vote ND as a sexy mutha? ?

Nah, I've still got my handbag ND. But my internet connection is so slow at the mo that I couldn't even be bothered to wait for the smiley's to load.

Dunno, but whoever wrote that article needs to take some lessons in basic English grammar.

They hurled abuse him,

Ms Laurent and Ms Sturley, from Katie's Lovely Escorts agency, said that Mr Birch had told them to meet him at a wood Dartford Heath,

Ohh da spellin polize have arrovedided.

I hate threads when people don't tell you the subject matter. Can you please just tell us what it is about or just a snippet of the story. T'internet connection is slow here, so following links that turn out to be <deleted> is a waste. I've not complained before but it does get on my nerves.

Mr bjang has thrown down his handbag. Sorry sir, next time I will be more precise, I just thought it was really weird, i should of explained that more, what strange things people do.

Did you still vote ND as a sexy mutha? ?

Nah, I've still got my handbag ND. But my internet connection is so slow at the mo that I couldn't even be bothered to wait for the smiley's to load.

that must be really annoying, whats the deal there with the internet, is it a free service or just performing like one?

MrBoj, essentially, some crazy dude hired two hookers to hang him out in the woods as part of a sex game except that he wanted to die and he left it to the two women to do the deed for him since he wasn't man enough to do it himself.

There ya go, you sexy muvva.

WOW, thats two of us that think im sexy..... , woops I mean, who was the other one?

This is a cracking poll, move over jingthing

i can just see it now!

ND and jingthing side by side in bed, lap tops rested on a pillow sharing a cup of ovaltine. bickering like two old women over who can do the best poll.

i dont know whether it would be more of a, hinge and brackett type scenario or a till death us do part one.

"Lap tops" is a euphemism right?

What odd thoughts some people have.

Given that he wanted to top himself.....

I think it was reasonable.

It could have gone disasterously wrong if he tried by himself and failed, and I imagine it could be quite difficult to find a knowing and eager assistant...or at least very expensive.

It was good thinking on his part......given that he wanted to top himself.

Given that he wanted to top himself.

Now, had he been in Germany, it may have been quite easy to find a willing assistant......

(No offense to Germans....it just brings to mind that German guy that killed and ate someone (at the victims request)

MrBoj, essentially, some crazy dude hired two hookers to hang him out in the woods as part of a sex game except that he wanted to die and he left it to the two women to do the deed for him since he wasn't man enough to do it himself.

Growl.

He was probably an ex-thailand expat or something.

Musta bin loopy, hence the noose.

Mr bjang has thrown down his handbag. Sorry sir, next time I will be more precise, I just thought it was really weird, i should of explained that more, what strange things people do.

Did you still vote ND as a sexy mutha? ?

Nah, I've still got my handbag ND. But my internet connection is so slow at the mo that I couldn't even be bothered to wait for the smiley's to load.

that must be really annoying, whats the deal there with the internet, is it a free service or just performing like one?

It is annoying at times. Sometimes it's pretty good and others it's a pain. I use one of them 3G dongle thingy's, which is about as good as anything out here.

MrBoj, essentially, some crazy dude hired two hookers to hang him out in the woods as part of a sex game except that he wanted to die and he left it to the two women to do the deed for him since he wasn't man enough to do it himself.

Cheers SB :jap:

One word says it all.................

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...............................................banker.

Still with a name like Birch he was a natural for the S&M scene.