KIWIBATCH Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 7/11 shop assistant: ...just a moment..I will clear a space on the counter for you to place your purchases..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post beerchang Posted March 26, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 26, 2012 Farang...."Met the wife after she nearly took me eye out with a ping-pong ball!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macksview Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 wife to me "of course i checked the date on the milk i bought from tesco express" tharrang to other tharrang " i am not an expert on all things thai" me to tattooist " go ahead mate my body is a canvas for your art" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macksview Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Farang...."Met the wife after she nearly took me eye out with a ping-pong ball!" you idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerchang Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Farang...."Met the wife after she nearly took me eye out with a ping-pong ball!" you idiot Jeez Mack! Again! 'Things you wouldn't hear!!!!" (and yeah, you're correct!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macksview Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 farang to other farang "phil taylor throw darts,rubbish, you should see my mrs, she is the jackpot lewis of patpong" mamasan frog to newbie frog "its not that bad up there, just close your eyes and hold your breath" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIWIBATCH Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Falang Teacher to classroom full of Thai University students: ...now can someone please describe an atom to me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Falang Teacher to classroom full of Thai University students: ...now can someone please describe an atom to me.... And the answers would be either a male cat (unlikely) or the more masculine lesbian. Teaching standards eh? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Thai mother to her young kid driving the bike: Please put on your helmet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macksview Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 farang to other farang "my wife works at lolitas and she is number one this week for .....jobs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredtitmus Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 falang to bar girl: "what do you mean ive had 12 bottles of water"! sek loso: "i will never use sunglasses again" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post pauljones Posted March 27, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 27, 2012 Let's do some preventative maintenance. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post connda Posted March 27, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 27, 2012 Thai store owner to wife: "Honey, maybe we should have a farang proofread this sign before we post it outside." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connda Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Thai father to son: "Here you go nong. You can wear the helmet. That way if we get into an accident, you can live a long, healthy life and continue the family name. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Thai store owner to wife: "Honey, maybe we should have a farang proofread this sign before we post it outside." Or perhaps from a major English language newspaper as well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Thais in general (women especially): "What is wrong with having a tan, being a bit chubby and not having perfectly straight hair?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 (edited) Any Thai with a "public" music display: I hate the Backstreet Boys and the Scorpions suck, too! Edited March 27, 2012 by DocN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrjohndub Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 'Zombie'? Never heard of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Any Thai with a "public" music display: I hate the Backstreet Boys and the Scorpions suck, too! You missed out Hotel California. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Any Thai with a "public" music display: I hate the Backstreet Boys and the Scorpions suck, too! You missed out Hotel California. That would be: any Thai- Hotelband: "Ladies and Gentleman, we will NOT slaughter "Hotel California" tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
necronx99 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 The Number One Thing You Will Never Hear In Thailand IS.... .........................drumroll................................. Thaksin Shinawatra, currently in jail serving a 2 year sentence said.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talk2sam Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 You big too much..I not take 1000 baht.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 That would be: any Thai- Hotelband: "Ladies and Gentleman, we will NOT slaughter "Hotel California" tonight! Changed to "Ladies and Gentleman, we will NOT play "Hotel California" tonight, as there are non-Americian guests here tonight and the've asked us to give it a rest for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Partick Thistle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Partick Thistle. THIIIIIIISTLLLE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 That would be: any Thai- Hotelband: "Ladies and Gentleman, we will NOT slaughter "Hotel California" tonight! Changed to "Ladies and Gentleman, we will NOT play "Hotel California" tonight, as there are non-Americian guests here tonight and the've asked us to give it a rest for a while. By "slaughter" I meant "singing the lyrics phonetically"! (Best one so far: "Yesterday...all my traffic seem so far away!") 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 bargirl : sure,you can put it in my ass ,same price ,no extra charge ..... Oh boy.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post loong Posted March 28, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 28, 2012 bargirl : sure,you can put it in my ass ,same price ,no extra charge ..... Oh boy.... The bargirl has a donkey ??? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F1fanatic Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Thai or old Westerner on scooter - I'm going to make a right hand turn (cutting across any other traffic), so I'll indicate my intention. Apologies if this has been said before, I've lost track, but thought about this thread today when someone did precisely that (again...). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Really dahling, I tried my best to stop that duck from chewing your nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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