Schweinsteiger used to be the person who would hold down the pig, while the Butcher killed it.

He must have got it wrong on this occasion.

courtesy @RedIssue

courtesy @RedIssue

I'd like to place an order for 27.5 million units at £1 each please.

I can make a good return if I sell in China.

rooney's crap. Its official...barton said so

"Manchester Utd: Wayne Rooney is not world class" - Joey Barton

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/26867861

barton's just awful.

Barton is amusing. I look forward to his drivel. It makes me smile.

I could have been England captain - Joey Barton

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/26866687

or

Yeah, Barton is funny

I could have been England captain - Joey Barton

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/26866687

or

Btw. Where's Chicog?

Last reported signal received from a Levono mobile.

I could have been England captain - Joey Barton

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/26866687

or

Good one Ups.

Barton is amusing. I look forward to his drivel. It makes me smile.

"Amusing" like a cripple.

I could have been England captain - Joey Barton

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/26866687

or

The finest scene in film history

Carmine obviously hasn't seen Spiceworld.

I'm looking forward to the comedy musical:

'Moyes: The Final Countdown'

Could be a great scene at the end.

Have I entered the wrong thread...., I must have, P45 bringing the topic almost back on track, now theres a first.

Anyway............ What a waste of such talent Hernandez is.!

Manchester United Star Revolts to Back Sidelined United Striker....

Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea has revealed that Javier Hernandez is the striker who gives him the most problems in training, despite being largely snubbed by David Moyes since he took the reigns at Old Trafford.

Hernandez has started just four Premier League games this season, despite competition for a starting strike role in Robin van Persie spending a significant portion of the campaign on the treatment table.

The 25-year-old is widely expected to leave United in search of regular first-team football this summer, but De Gea is adamant that the Mexican forward's frustration over a lack of action has not affected is efforts in training.

When asked who which striker beats him most consistently by the Daily Star the Spanish stopper gave a diplomatic answer, but did let slip that Hernandez is the most clinical in training from all of United's forwards.

De Gea told the Daily Star: They’re all top-quality players who stretch you to the limit and demand that you’re in your best form during training, which means you’re constantly improving.

"Chicha always scores a lot in training, so does Rooney – but they’re all good."

Despite playing second fiddle to Van Persie, Wayne Rooney and Danny Welbeck this season Hernandez has still managed eight goals in all competitions, enough to take him past 50 for United.

The forward faces a challenge to take his tally any further though, with Moyes allowing the forward to complete 90 minutes just twice in all competitions during a difficult fourth season with the Red Devils.

redrus

There is the alternative scene where Moyes lifts the Champions League Trophy and John Terry is watching helpless on telly in a bar.

Have I entered the wrong thread...., I must have, P45 bringing the topic almost back on track, now theres a first.

Anyway............ What a waste of such talent Hernandez is.!

Manchester United Star Revolts to Back Sidelined United Striker....

Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea has revealed that Javier Hernandez is the striker who gives him the most problems in training, despite being largely snubbed by David Moyes since he took the reigns at Old Trafford.

Hernandez has started just four Premier League games this season, despite competition for a starting strike role in Robin van Persie spending a significant portion of the campaign on the treatment table.

The 25-year-old is widely expected to leave United in search of regular first-team football this summer, but De Gea is adamant that the Mexican forward's frustration over a lack of action has not affected is efforts in training.

When asked who which striker beats him most consistently by the Daily Star the Spanish stopper gave a diplomatic answer, but did let slip that Hernandez is the most clinical in training from all of United's forwards.

De Gea told the Daily Star: They’re all top-quality players who stretch you to the limit and demand that you’re in your best form during training, which means you’re constantly improving.

"Chicha always scores a lot in training, so does Rooney – but they’re all good."

Despite playing second fiddle to Van Persie, Wayne Rooney and Danny Welbeck this season Hernandez has still managed eight goals in all competitions, enough to take him past 50 for United.

The forward faces a challenge to take his tally any further though, with Moyes allowing the forward to complete 90 minutes just twice in all competitions during a difficult fourth season with the Red Devils.

redrus

It is a mite surprising. Would he get as much, or more time than Welbeck if he had been born just outside Bristol ? You have to wonder.

There is the alternative scene where Moyes lifts the Champions League Trophy and John Terry is watching helpless on telly in a bar.

He'd still get in on the celebrations.....

redrus

Jelly.......

I'd be with you if you'd said Salford...?

redrus

Jelly.......

I'd be with you if you'd said Salford...?

redrus

I picked Bristol out of a hat Russ. I'm afraid my knowledge of England's geography is pretty poor. Most of my knowledge, given what it is, came from reading "Down and Out in Paris and London" and "The Road to Wigan Pier".

Salford City: Ryan Giggs and ex-Man Utd pros agree takeover

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/26775674

I'm thinking of investing in this.

Part of my extensive long-term retirement portfolio.

I'm taking advice from CarmineLevy Associates.

Jelly.......

I'd be with you if you'd said Salford...?

redrus

I picked Bristol out of a hat Russ. I'm afraid my knowledge of England's geography is pretty poor. Most of my knowledge, given what it is, came from reading "Down and Out in Paris and London" and "The Road to Wigan Pier".

if ever there was an English book worth reading you picked a good one there Jelly

Jelly.......

I'd be with you if you'd said Salford...?

redrus

I picked Bristol out of a hat Russ. I'm afraid my knowledge of England's geography is pretty poor. Most of my knowledge, given what it is, came from reading "Down and Out in Paris and London" and "The Road to Wigan Pier".

if ever there was an English book worth reading you picked a good one there Jelly

I've never read it. Did they make a movie out of it

Whatever you do jelly. Don't watch Shameless, it's not a true portrayal

Jelly.......

I'd be with you if you'd said Salford...?

redrus

I picked Bristol out of a hat Russ. I'm afraid my knowledge of England's geography is pretty poor. Most of my knowledge, given what it is, came from reading "Down and Out in Paris and London" and "The Road to Wigan Pier".

if ever there was an English book worth reading you picked a good one there Jelly

I've never read it. Did they make a movie out of it

Whatever you do jelly. Don't watch Shameless, it's not a true portrayal

Maybe not in Rochdale but it bloody is where I come from.. :/

redrus

Jelly.......

I'd be with you if you'd said Salford...?

redrus

I picked Bristol out of a hat Russ. I'm afraid my knowledge of England's geography is pretty poor. Most of my knowledge, given what it is, came from reading "Down and Out in Paris and London" and "The Road to Wigan Pier".

if ever there was an English book worth reading you picked a good one there Jelly

Thoroughly enjoyed it !

Jelly.......

I'd be with you if you'd said Salford...?

redrus

I picked Bristol out of a hat Russ. I'm afraid my knowledge of England's geography is pretty poor. Most of my knowledge, given what it is, came from reading "Down and Out in Paris and London" and "The Road to Wigan Pier".

If you've not seen it jellydog....

.......watch "The Full Monty". Set in Sheffield, England's equivalent of Pittsburgh.

It's about football in the park and blokes with no work and stuff.

Absolute classic.

Sheffield is about 30 miles east of Manchester btw.

Sheffield is about 30 miles east of Manchester btw.

But a whole different world. Amongst many other things, they talk funny and say things like "give me six"