I Want To Kill An Alien

[brit1984]

I want to kill an alien and I am thinking how to do it. My idea is to force feed it with Double Big Macs from McDonalds (which can be ordered as delivery here in the kingdom of Thailand) until it explodes...

Would you like to kill an alien?

How would you do it?

[smokie36]

Hmmm if my world was threatened then I'd certainly be up for it. How about a bowl of my special chilli?

That has most Thais sweating....I doubt an alien would be able to survive it.

[endure]

[smokie36]

Oh please....please...endure...give us the after shot as well!

[endure]

[smokie36]

Haha....OK endure....like it.

[edwinclapham]

very very funny!

[brit1984]

Any more ideas how to kill an alien?...

[pipo1000]

very very funny!

Must be that I'm not from the other side of the canal.

[KeyserSoze01]

Any more ideas how to kill an alien?...

Why would you want to kill an alien?

What have they ever done to you?

This is nothing more than an expression of the primal fear of monsters which is innate in the human psyche. If you don't understand it, kill it and perhaps you can eat it. How quaint.

[TommoPhysicist]

Any more ideas how to kill an alien?...

Why would you want to kill an alien?

What have they ever done to you?

They is plural, an alien is singular.

[KeyserSoze01]

Any more ideas how to kill an alien?...

Why would you want to kill an alien?

What have they ever done to you?

They is plural, an alien is singular.

Is today your day to be the official TV pedant?

First sentence, singular; i.e. alien = singular.

Second sentence, plural; i.e. they = plural.

[samsiam]

Big Macs have not killed millions of septics yet....so why will it an Alien ??....sure, it might not fit into its spacecraft anymore.....and create an old saying in a new alien world...'does my arse look big in this spaceship'......

[brit1984]

Big Macs have not killed millions of septics yet....so why will it an Alien ??....sure, it might not fit into its spacecraft anymore.....and create an old saying in a new alien world...'does my arse look big in this spaceship'......

I said Double Big Macs

[brit1984]

Any more ideas how to kill an alien?...

Why would you want to kill an alien?

What have they ever done to you?

They is plural, an alien is singular.

Is today your day to be the official TV pedant?

First sentence, singular; i.e. alien = singular.

Second sentence, plural; i.e. they = plural.

I can confirm I am talking about an alien (singular).

I would have nightmares if I imagine the plural form.

[StreetCowboy]

Any more ideas how to kill an alien?...

Why would you want to kill an alien?

What have they ever done to you?

They is plural, an alien is singular.

Is today your day to be the official TV pedant?

First sentence, singular; i.e. alien = singular.

Second sentence, plural; i.e. they = plural.

Its not unusual to use "they" for a singular, when one is unsure of gender.

Similarly, its now common practice to use the plural "you" rather than the singular "thou" - inherited from the French, I believe, who use the plural as a more formal and polite form of address.

Although I really don't see the point of nit-picking, unless you are hungry - whilst we're on the subject of pots and kettles.

SC

[plopmeister]

Big Macs have not killed millions of septics yet....so why will it an Alien ??....sure, it might not fit into its spacecraft anymore.....and create an old saying in a new alien world...'does my arse look big in this spaceship'......

I said Double Big Macs

I think he meant to say "Do my <deleted> look big in this?"...To which the correct alien reply would be " Yes Kate your asses look really really huge"

[StreetCowboy]

Any more ideas how to kill an alien?...

Gently play a warm hairdrier over them, until their skin dries out.

Or hide your flies until they starve.

On a less offensive note...

Were it a dalek, I am sure a cunning scheme could be arranged with trap-doors and a short flight of stairs or a high kerb.

Bingo, down at the Mecca Social, could cause its brain to implode...

Anyway,

SC

[samsiam]

I often leave my fly open.....is that risky ??

[TommoPhysicist]

I often leave my fly open.....is that risky ??

Only if an alien is looking for a tasty worm lunch.

(assuming an alien is a form of bird)

[endure]

Similarly, its now common practice to use the plural "you" rather than the singular "thou" - inherited from the French, I believe, who use the plural as a more formal and polite form of address.

My Grandad always used 'thee' and 'thou' rather than 'you'.

[Thaddeus]

If it helps, I know how to kill a circus ..... you go for the juggler.

[endure]

very very funny!

Must be that I'm not from the other side of the canal.

Or that you lack a sense of humour...

[eek]

Sit him in a typical bargirl bar full of the average westerners that hang out there.

If the alien is an intelligent life-form, after half an hour, chances are he will just do it to himself.

[sirineou]

I would force him to read every post in the general section

after that he would kill him self

[sirineou]

I would force him to read every post in the general section

after that he would kill him self

I like to amend my above answer

I just came back from reading an other thread in this section title : Music you are listening"

so i thought maybe I make my alien listen to some of the music posted there, or perhaps a combination of both the music thread and the general section

After that, he/she it/ would certainly be happy, and eager to assist me.

How is that for reply,

in one quick swoop I managed to alienate both the people in the general section and the people in the music thread/

pardon my "alienate" pun. .

[Payboy]

I often leave my fly open.....is that risky ??

Dunno, do you sit down often with squirrels?

[StreetCowboy]

I often leave my fly open.....is that risky ??

Dunno, do you sit down often with squirrels?

If my memory from Startrek serves me well, the surest way to an alien's death is to form a romantic liaison with them

SC

[Kan Win]

Any more ideas how to kill an alien?...

Yes, we do have a few BTW

First lets start with the famous one "The Kawe Pat" (spelling???)

No not that one, but the one below

Cow Pat

next get the Alien

Pickled as a rats ass........then us this magic spray

End of the game and you also

Kan Win

[GreenSnapper]

According to Thai immigration laws, we are all Aliens.