Does Any Thread Ever Stay On Topic?

[theblether]

Can a thread stay on topic if the OP has been banned?

[Rob8891]

Can a thread stay on topic if the OP has been banned?

Given that there are so many threads where the OP disappears (or morphs yet again), I'd say the answer is 6:30am, or maybe a mealie pud'n.

[TomTao]

We need a skilled weaver, someone to tie all the threads together.

Sent from my GT-I9003

[BigJohnnyBKK]

If there were a FAQ section here 99% of on-topic posts would be irrelevant.

[BigJohnnyBKK]

I think this thread is straying dangerously on-topic, let's get back off track guys!

[BigJohnnyBKK]

Just read a post admonishing a TV contributor to "get a life".

If that happened I think the business model here would break down pretty quickly.

[Songhua]

My dog is thirteen years old (91 human years) but he's still able to lick his own privates. It's an amazing skill but what I can't understand is why he insists on sitting on my feet while he does it.

[BigJohnnyBKK]

I first read that as "can kick his privates".

That would have been more appropriate to the topic at hand I think.

[whiteman]

I think this thread is straying dangerously on-topic, let's get back off track guys!

nope

[SeaVisionBurma]

The only thing I hate more than a thread going off topic,, is when someone makes nonsense post to an old thread weeks after it died, just to bump it back up to the top of the forum again.....

...just can't see the point when that happens.

[Thailand2012]

.... but I digress.

Yes, all iPads have a wifi capability but not all are cellular (3G/4G).

The manufacturer recommends that, under NO circumstances, should the user attempt to locate wifi hotspots whist in control of a motorcycle.

but they stipulate that is was ok if you wore skimpy shorts,

[JeffreyMcCollum]

I was surpried to find not 1 but 3 kinds of Mt. Dew at the market today

Regular, Voltage, and Code Red

[Mosha]

This topic was doomed from the 1st post.

[SeaVisionBurma]

Several on-topic posts have been deleted.

Please try to stay off topic, thanks.

[BigJohnnyBKK]

Sorry to get OT, but how did we ever let this one die?

Keep it going forever I say, better than oyoyoy's rant about black people. . .

[Thailand2012]

Confucius say...

Duh, I dunno.

Sent from my GT-I9003

man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly fingers.

[harrry]

As the topic was not WD40 I may say you should never spray a moblile phone with it after giving the phone a one hour bath in a wahing machine. THe phone works OK but the big bubble of wd40 really makes the display hard to read.

[Mosha]

Several on-topic posts have been deleted.

Please try to stay off topic, thanks.

Run out of likes. Post of the week.

[transam]

As the topic was not WD40 I may say you should never spray a mobile phone with it after giving the phone a one hour bath in a washing machine. The phone works OK but the big bubble of wd40 really makes the display hard to read.

Aaaaaaaah, but, if he had a snort measure of Coka Cola the story could be a wee bit different eh.

[Thailand2012]

Did you know that by time you're 90yo you will have urinated approximately 100,000 times. That's about three and a half months holdin' the member.

christ if i live to 90 and you throw in chugwell shit ive waisted years.

[Thailand2012]

I havent been following this thread so closely , but what happened to the fish ?

it went of topic.

[BigJohnnyBKK]

christ if i live to 90 and you throw in chugwell shit ive waisted years.

Sorry to stay on topic, but dam_n I shoulda been tracking session-minutes as well as just the number of partners, would've been most gratifying stat to put on my gravestone.

[Rob8891]

Did you know that male lions have sex up to 50 times a day. Female lions do 90% of all hunting....which, when you think about it, is not too surprising.....

[Rob8891]

It's good to see this thread is still way off topic (except for the OP)

[Songhua]

christ if i live to 90 and you throw in chugwell shit ive waisted years.

Sorry to stay on topic, but dam_n I shoulda been tracking session-minutes as well as just the number of partners, would've been most gratifying stat to put on my gravestone.

Lol BJ. So long as it doesn't become the reason you HAVE a gravestone.

Anyway, back to skimpy clothing, WD40 and/or fish.

[BigJohnnyBKK]

I found a really excellent toenail clipper at Boots, beautiful polished stainless design, looks Scandinavian, but no brand stamped on it anywhere. Any ideas?

[SeaVisionBurma]

Anyway, back to skimpy clothing, WD40 and/or fish.

Seriously? What do any of those have to do with the rising cost of helicopter maintenance in sub-Saharan Africa.

Speechless.

[Songhua]

Ray Charles was visually impaired. Jerry Lee Lewis was not. They could both sing AND they both played the piano. Quite a coincidence.

[kevvy]

i would like to still talk about the elite card

[tfc]

I found a really excellent toenail clipper at Boots, beautiful polished stainless design, looks Scandinavian, but no brand stamped on it anywhere. Any ideas?

Who needs toenail clippers when you can get duct tape? Madness.