Does Any Thread Ever Stay On Topic?

[DocN]

I'll have a Chang with my steak!

Any comments or suggestions?

[SteeleJoe]

I'll have a Chang with my steak!

Any comments or suggestions?

Sure, that's what YOU think.

Has anyone seen my car keys?

[SteeleJoe]

Oh, and another thing - they are called "little people". Not midgets.

Some of you are so insensitive.

[SeaVisionBurma]

Several on-topic posts have been deleted.

Please try to stay off topic, thanks.

Run out of likes. Post of the week.

I'm not expecting too many likes. Got an email from a friend who read the post, telling me I was being unfair as a mod - he didn't read it very carefully.

Still, that's the problem with Low Cost Carriers these days - all about excess baggage charges. These airlines never learn.

[WilliaminBKK]

Oh, and another thing - they are called "little people". Not midgets.

Some of you are so insensitive.

I heard if you call them wee little people they don't like that either ?

I'm upset I came home only to find my gold fish died, a mate told me 77% of all gold fish die from over feeding can someone confirm 77%

[SteeleJoe]

Oh, and another thing - they are called "little people". Not midgets.

Some of you are so insensitive.

I heard if you call them wee little people they don't like that either ?

I'm upset I came home only to find my gold fish died, a mate told me 77% of all gold fish die from over feeding can someone confirm 77%

Well, it so happens I over fed 77 of my 100 gold fish and each of those died. That's why I bought new tires.

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[WilliaminBKK]

Oh, and another thing - they are called "little people". Not midgets.

Some of you are so insensitive.

I heard if you call them wee little people they don't like that either ?

I'm upset I came home only to find my gold fish died, a mate told me 77% of all gold fish die from over feeding can someone confirm 77%

Well, it so happens I over fed 77 of my 100 gold fish and each of those died. That's why I bought new tires.

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I'll have to buy a large tank tomorrow and 100 fish to test your results. Will report back.

When I was a child I was terrified of sleeping in the dark so my parents put a nightlight in my room, I've never had dreams my entire life and blame my parents - I believe I was sleep deprived as a child sue my parents ?

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

Did you know that male lions have sex up to 50 times a day. Female lions do 90% of all hunting....which, when you think about it, is not too surprising.....

For clarity of understanding, who exactly do the male lions have sex with if most of the time the females are out hunting?

There would not appear to be many other options, although of course they are known to masticate when devouring their food.

[The Pundit]

Is it my imagination or do geckos poo a lot,generally in your kitchen as well?

[Songhua]

Speaking of fish ....

I used to work for a travel agency but it took me nowhere.

[SteeleJoe]

Speaking of fish ....

I used to work for a travel agency but it took me nowhere.

Small world -- I used to work at an Italian restaurant! (Well, that's what they called it but I was disappointed to find out it wasn't even in Italy). They had fish on the menu (but not overfed goldfish).

Of course if I had known that, I wouldn't have sold my moped.

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[BigJohnnyBKK]

Sorry to stay on topic, but the lionesses stop by to be serviced before and after their hunting sessions. If the old boy's not up to it he doesn't get his share.

[canman]

So if you give a donation at a sperm bank do they say "thanks for coming" when you leave? Please discuss

Edited November 15, 2012 by canman

[WilliaminBKK]

So if you give a donation at a sperm bank do they say "thanks for coming" when you leave? Please discuss

Reminds me of that funny Thai commercial where a sperm bank was robbed. (Google thai sperm bank robbery)

How do I know when I order a pizza with double cheese I am really getting double cheese has anyone ever done any research on this ? or is it a scam?

[BigJohnnyBKK]

So if you give a donation at a sperm bank do they say "thanks for coming" when you leave? Please discuss

In Thailand the nurses in their cute uniforms all line up on the pavement and shout "Plee Suh! Come inside!"

[DocN]

That is soooooo true!

But I seem to cannot get any Pepsi Max anywhere!

Opinions?

[WilliaminBKK]

That is soooooo true!

But I seem to cannot get any Pepsi Max anywhere!

Opinions?

Just returned from Singapore, lots of Pepsi Max there....I also noticed Singaporeans have a cute accent.

[canman]

That is soooooo true!

But I seem to cannot get any Pepsi Max anywhere!

Opinions?

Just returned from Singapore, lots of Pepsi Max there....I also noticed Singaporeans have a cute accent.

I wouldn't call it cute lah, but that's just me. I think the Phillipina accent is cute and so is the new phillipina bar maid at my local.

Edited November 15, 2012 by canman

[SteeleJoe]

That is soooooo true!

But I seem to cannot get any Pepsi Max anywhere!

Opinions?

Just returned from Singapore, lots of Pepsi Max there....I also noticed Singaporeans have a cute accent.

I wouldn't call it cute lah, but that's just me. I think the Phillipina accent is cute and so is the new phillipina bar maid at my local.

Did you know that there are 9 letters in the word "Singapore"? But only 5 in "Pepsi".

I'm not making that up.

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[canman]

That is soooooo true!

But I seem to cannot get any Pepsi Max anywhere!

Opinions?

Just returned from Singapore, lots of Pepsi Max there....I also noticed Singaporeans have a cute accent.

I wouldn't call it cute lah, but that's just me. I think the Phillipina accent is cute and so is the new phillipina bar maid at my local.

Did you know that there are 9 letters in the word "Singapore"? But only 5 in "Pepsi".

I'm not making that up.

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screeched, scratched, scrounged, scrunched, stretched all have 9 letters as well but all are only one syllable; or so i have heard

[MJCM]

So if you give a donation at a sperm bank do they say "thanks for coming" when you leave? Please discuss

In Thailand the nurses in their cute uniforms all line up on the pavement and shout "Plee Suh! Come inside!"

And Bars girls they shout: "Please Come inside me"

[BigJohnnyBKK]

screeched, scratched, scrounged, scrunched, stretched all have 9 letters as well but all are only one syllable; or so i have heard

But you do have to say them with the proper tone

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

So if you give a donation at a sperm bank do they say "thanks for coming" when you leave? Please discuss

Is it possible to get an overdraft at the sperm bank?

[BigJohnnyBKK]

Is it possible to get an overdraft at the sperm bank?

Penalties for early withdrawal.

[balo]

Can we try to stay on-topic here?`This is very frustrating .

[SteeleJoe]

Can we try to stay on-topic here?`This is very frustrating .

I know what you mean. Did you ever try to drink a Coke immediately after brushing your teeth? It tastes really nasty.

[BigJohnnyBKK]

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Is there life after sex?

[WilliaminBKK]

Can we try to stay on-topic here?`This is very frustrating .

I know what you mean. Did you ever try to drink a Coke immediately after brushing your teeth? It tastes really nasty.

I haven't tried that, I'll tell my boss he has terrible breath. If coke cleans a toilet surely it will help ?

What colour taxi should I hail today ?

[SeaVisionBurma]

Did everything just taste purple for a second?