Jackboots ........ tlw

(not funny... but topical)

Flip Flops

Not funny but tropical ............

'tis too.

I'm fed up. ...........Off to worry small, furry mammals.

Nurse !! tlw.

Don't forget the Sellotape.

I'm back !!

Anyone got a Hamster sized toothpick ?

Teeth TLW.

Why, has the hamster had the munchies as well?

Just when you need Richard Gere, where is he........Missing TLW

Possibly wiping the hamster off with the curtains.

I was peckish 'til I thought of that.

Churn..... tlw

I'm back !!

Anyone got a Hamster sized toothpick ?

Teeth TLW.

Toothpick? You only have one?

Yep..............One Hamster, the other's a Gerbil and thus is quite safe from perverted Hollywood icons ( no reports of Gerbil buggery yet ? I better check news clippings.............)

What's going on? A load of adults abusing small vermin? Shame on you

TLW (can't find the copyright button)

Has he got a wee hamster toothbrush as well?

What does hamster toothpaste taste of? ...... inquiring minds want to know.

Have you not heard of 'amster jam (or is that joke too old/lame)?

The last word in pygmy-possum

Cercartetus lepidus

The last word in pygmy-possum

Cercartetus lepidus

paedophile..............No pink bits from those under three inches !!!!!

It's so late and I'm so tired, off to bed I think...

^...and only said once!

I can say it again if you want!

^...and only said once!

Said what................once.

Just say it , once.

OK.............................It............................................Onc

e.

This thread has become dull!

shine on you crazy diamond

There's an old saying...

Why are sayings always 'old' - does the age of a saying provide some sort of credibility? Would the saying's value be increased if you were to say,'There's this ancient saying, its origins lost in the mists of time...'? Have you ever heard someone say, 'There's a relatively recent saying...'? Should this post have been (1) in the Random thread, or (2) not posted at all?

er...I'll take #3 with a serving of fries, thanks.

Why are sayings always 'old' - does the age of a saying provide some sort of credibility? Would the saying's value be increased if you were to say,'There's this ancient saying, its origins lost in the mists of time...'? Have you ever heard someone say, 'There's a relatively recent saying...'? Should this post have been (1) in the Random thread, or (2) not posted at all?

That's a good point Ping. If only we were to say something truly modern. 'Every log-on to Thai visa, is a log on closer to death!' As the new saying goes...