There will come a time when we'll start hearing from the obituaries about the original TLW posters dropping off like flies. Of course, by then there will be new generations of time wasters.

Well i have already spawned my next generation, and Joe has been watching and learning the finer techniques of the last word, so unless the rest of you start procreating soon my genes WILL have the last word

There will come a time when we'll start hearing from the obituaries about the original TLW posters dropping off like flies. Of course, by then there will be new generations of time wasters.

Well i have already spawned my next generation, and Joe has been watching and learning the finer techniques of the last word, so unless the rest of you start procreating soon my genes WILL have the last word

I've already got one grandkid to carry on. Keep pumping away, Dale. Oops, excuse my literal French.

There will come a time when we'll start hearing from the obituaries about the original TLW posters dropping off like flies. Of course, by then there will be new generations of time wasters.

Well i have already spawned my next generation, and Joe has been watching and learning the finer techniques of the last word, so unless the rest of you start procreating soon my genes WILL have the last word

I've already got one grandkid to carry on. Keep pumping away, Dale. Oops, excuse my literal French.

Yeah, so you are obviously old then? Well i am only just 30, so i reckon i have a good 50+ years left of posting, by that time i am sure he will have delivered me some offspring, maybe even great grandchildren if i get him started early

Yeah, so you are obviously old then?

How dare you . . .

Well i am only just 30 . . .

. . . ya little insolent whippersnapper.

I'm still capable of ya over my knee and yer ears.

Yeah, so you are obviously old then?

How dare you . . .

Well i am only just 30 . . .

. . . ya little insolent whippersnapper.

So its true then? Will you need zimmer frame access when we meet for our game of pool? I was going to suggest we meet at au bon pain or whatever its called outside robinsons on ratchada, but there are steps will you be able to manage them?

How sadly mistaken you are mate. Yer talkin' to a guy who still hasn't figured out a use for Viagra.

Zebra Mocha.

Bops, try not to think too much and your head won't hurt so.

Bops, try not to think too much and your head won't hurt so.

Thinking? I'm not thinking, I'm drinking, or I was. Besides that was my next last two words, here are some more.....

Caramel Mac, Cascade, Civil War, Aiwa, Darth Vader.

Bops, try not to think too much and your head won't hurt so.

Thinking? I'm not thinking, I'm drinking, or I was. Besides that was my next last two words, here are some more.....

Caramel Mac, Cascade, Civil War, Aiwa, Darth Vader.

Is a Caramel Mac the same as a Caramac (most excellent caramel flavoured chocolate from the UK!)

Bops, try not to think too much and your head won't hurt so.

Thinking? I'm not thinking, I'm drinking, or I was. Besides that was my next last two words, here are some more.....

Caramel Mac, Cascade, Civil War, Aiwa, Darth Vader.

Is a Caramel Mac the same as a Caramac (most excellent caramel flavoured chocolate from the UK!)

That's short for Caramel Macchiado, which is a coffee drink.

How sadly mistaken you are mate. Yer talkin' to a guy who still hasn't figured out a use for Viagra.

Does the gout prevent you from opening the package?

Bops, try not to think too much and your head won't hurt so.

Thinking? I'm not thinking, I'm drinking, or I was. Besides that was my next last two words, here are some more.....

Caramel Mac, Cascade, Civil War, Aiwa, Darth Vader.

Is a Caramel Mac the same as a Caramac (most excellent caramel flavoured chocolate from the UK!)

That's short for Caramel Macchiado, which is a coffee drink.

Oh, sorry

How sadly mistaken you are mate. Yer talkin' to a guy who still hasn't figured out a use for Viagra.

Does the gout prevent you from opening the package?

How sadly mistaken you are mate. Yer talkin' to a guy who still hasn't figured out a use for Viagra.

Does the gout prevent you from opening the package?

Can a smiley be TLW?

How sadly mistaken you are mate. Yer talkin' to a guy who still hasn't figured out a use for Viagra.

Does the gout prevent you from opening the package?

Can a smiley be TLW?

How sadly mistaken you are mate. Yer talkin' to a guy who still hasn't figured out a use for Viagra.

Does the gout prevent you from opening the package?

Can a smiley be TLW?

How sadly mistaken you are mate. Yer talkin' to a guy who still hasn't figured out a use for Viagra.

Does the gout prevent you from opening the package?

Can a smiley be TLW?

How sadly mistaken you are mate. Yer talkin' to a guy who still hasn't figured out a use for Viagra.

Does the gout prevent you from opening the package?

Can a smiley be TLW?

neither does an acronym qualify...

How sadly mistaken you are mate. Yer talkin' to a guy who still hasn't figured out a use for Viagra.

Does the gout prevent you from opening the package?

Can a smiley be TLW?

neither does an acronym qualify...

affirmative on that

neither does an acronym qualify...

affirmative on that

I'll be the judge of what qualifies and what doesn't qualify for the Last Word.

This isn't it:

(but it suits a number of you)

neither does an acronym qualify...

affirmative on that

I'll be the judge of what qualifies and what doesn't qualify for the Last Word.

This isn't it:

(but it suits a number of you)

And what qualifies you to say what or who qualifies? Are you a mod? I dont think so. I will decide what qualifies as i am the biggest person here, anyone wants to argue i will give you a slap

as much as i like to argue - i cant on this point -

dale is a big ole lot...

but he aint avin the last word

666

as much as i like to argue - i cant on this point -

dale is a big ole lot...

but he aint avin the last word

666

You looking for a slap sir?

as much as i like to argue - i cant on this point -

dale is a big ole lot...

but he aint avin the last word

666

You looking for a slap sir?

a slap you say...

im still waiting for that roast you promised us...

as much as i like to argue - i cant on this point -

dale is a big ole lot...

but he aint avin the last word

666

Being the most prolific poster in the original thread, the "Shut Down" thread and in the clone thread I started (this one) gives me the expertise, experience and ego to decide what qualifies and what doesn't.

(hmmmm, it should also give me the ability to decide who gets to post here and who should get......the shaft !

Maybe we could do it this weekend, i will have a word with the wife and see what we are doing, will let you know tommorrow.

Maybe we could do it this weekend, i will have a word with the wife and see what we are doing, will let you know tommorrow.

All sounds very British. Weekend get-together with the mates, some roastings and some spankings.

There's a couple of imperialist traditions I'm glad never caught on in the colonies !

Maybe we could do it this weekend, i will have a word with the wife and see what we are doing, will let you know tommorrow.

All sounds very British. Weekend get-together with the mates, some roastings and some spankings.

There's a couple of imperialist traditions I'm glad never caught on in the colonies !

I believe they also go Dogging together Kerry

Maybe we could do it this weekend, i will have a word with the wife and see what we are doing, will let you know tommorrow.

All sounds very British. Weekend get-together with the mates, some roastings and some spankings.

There's a couple of imperialist traditions I'm glad never caught on in the colonies !

This wamore for the colonies!!

or this