Now, earphones to make female voices more pleasing while watching porn

[Lite Beer]

Now, earphones to make female voices more pleasing while watching porn

BANGKOK: -- A company in Thailand has created a set of earphones specifically designed for people to enhance their experience while watching porn.

For those who feel current pornography offerings are not taking care of their aural needs this new technology could be just what they are looking for.

The Ladobi 'six-way earphone' is able to make female voices more pleasing and less sharp, while male voices are made fuller and rounder, providing the user with a '4D experience', the Mirror reported.

According to the company the headphones will make the experience of watching porn more intense and make the viewer feel as though they are "on the spot".

Priced at 39 dollars the earphones have a huge frequency response, ranging from 15Hz to 22KHz.
The company's website claims the earphones will make watching porn more like a home theatre experience. (ANI)

Source: http://www.thailandnews.net/index.php/sid/222443517/scat/7eb51d3138244bed

--ThailandNews.Net 2014-05-30

[Costas2008]

Now, I've heard it all.

Any new earplugs or blinkers on sale, so they can't watch this smut?

[The stuttering parrot]

Hey guys aren't you glad you were born when you were?

I mean right now we are using the technogy but the kids today will never experience our generation .

I'm sure all you guys remember how we use to entertain ourselves when we had nothing!

Everything from football to cowboys and Indians to fireworks etc etc.

Sadly these days it's all about net and it's sad in some ways.

[retell]

What is "porn" ???

[Soutpeel]

What is "porn" ???

Ask your GF...

BTW

"Smoking meat Member".. you do know in Thailand this could mean you enjoy playing the flute on a gentleman's bits....

Edited May 30, 2014 by Soutpeel

[JesseFrank]

Isn't watching porn illegal in Thailand ?

[bigbamboo]

What is "porn" ???

I don't know but it's always cropping up in Thai names so it's obviously very big here..... like Thainess.

[Soutpeel]

Isn't watching porn illegal in Thailand ?

only if you get caught..

[edwinchester]

All that's needed now is an automatic aerosol for that authentic aroma and a spray for that unique pornstar squirt.

[neverdie]

What is "porn" ???

Ask your GF...

BTW

"Smoking meat Member".. you do know in Thailand this could mean you enjoy playing the flute on a gentleman's bits....

Too funny. what sort of dill would write that above his own profile. Seriously, some mothers do have em !

[transam]

I thought "ooh ooh ooh" always sounded like "ooh ooh ooh", could be wrong but my "ooh ooh ooh" definitely sounds like "ooh ooh ooh". .......

[djjamie]

So the new sex tourist will travel all the way to Thailand to buy headphones and sit in the short time room watching porn.

Even I cannot link this to politics!

Edited May 30, 2014 by djjamie

[simon43]

Nothing beats an orgasmatron....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isrd7E5nzIQ

[kurnell]

Isn't watching porn illegal in Thailand ?

Not if her name is Titiporn

[Pib]

I can just see a Saturday Night Live skit on this subject...Thailand will be in the world news again.

[JesseFrank]

I thought "ooh ooh ooh" always sounded like "ooh ooh ooh", could be wrong but my "ooh ooh ooh" definitely sounds like "ooh ooh ooh". .......

I thought your ooh ooh ooh more sounded like oy oy oy

[transam]

I thought "ooh ooh ooh" always sounded like "ooh ooh ooh", could be wrong but my "ooh ooh ooh" definitely sounds like "ooh ooh ooh". .......

I thought your ooh ooh ooh more sounded like oy oy oy

Nooooooooooo, thats French blokes.....................

Short for....Oynion, oynion, oynion..............

[SlyAnimal]

For some reason, this makes me think of "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" and their elaborate plan to make money by selling dildos.

[ratcatcher]

I had to look twice to see if this was a "Not The Nation" article.

So now there's headphones so pornflakes can hear whether the performers are coming or going.

[Payboy]

specifically designed for people to enhance their experience while watching porn

Quite handy this device.

[BSJ]

There is a lot of humour in this but I am not sure it would be appreciated without the earphones!

[retell]

Wonder if it works with chanel 9 also , voices like screeeeeeech

[edwardandtubs]

All that's needed now is an automatic aerosol for that authentic aroma and a spray for that unique pornstar squirt.

What exactly is a 'pornstar squirt'?

[Soutpeel]

All that's needed now is an automatic aerosol for that authentic aroma and a spray for that unique pornstar squirt.

What exactly is a 'pornstar squirt'?

Depends which gender your on about I suppose...there is the obvious gentlemans squirt

but these is also the golden shower variety, where some young ladies have this amazing ability to project their "emissions" quite long distances

or so I am told of course...

[taony]

waiting for Mr. Man. Why does every Thai tv show these days get to steal the sound track from Amelie?

[marko kok prong]

All that's needed now is an automatic aerosol for that authentic aroma and a spray for that unique pornstar squirt.

What exactly is a 'pornstar squirt'?

Depends which gender your on about I suppose...there is the obvious gentlemans squirt

but these is also the golden shower variety, where some young ladies have this amazing ability to project their "emissions" quite long distances

or so I am told of course...

Whereustay could probably enlighten us on this,maybe from the sweating teacher,or one of his other weighed and measured girlfriends.

[marko kok prong]

I must admit i was tempted to purchase,but Ladobi,sounds to close to Ladyboy for my liking.

[Mentors]

Wonderful all these important reports since the Putsch.

[Soutpeel]

All that's needed now is an automatic aerosol for that authentic aroma and a spray for that unique pornstar squirt.

What exactly is a 'pornstar squirt'?

Depends which gender your on about I suppose...there is the obvious gentlemans squirt

but these is also the golden shower variety, where some young ladies have this amazing ability to project their "emissions" quite long distances

or so I am told of course...

Whereustay could probably enlighten us on this,maybe from the sweating teacher,or one of his other weighed and measured girlfriends.

Or he could ask his teerak coyote katoy lover..

[AnotherOneAmerican]

I must admit i was tempted to purchase,but Ladobi,sounds to close to Ladyboy for my liking.

I thought that too!

Anyway, slightly off topic, for those of you who like 'doing porn', I found your perfect lady last week.

She was discovered, by me, serving fried chicken in the KSK branch of KFC in Chiang Mai.

Here she is

Edited May 30, 2014 by AnotherOneAmerican