What sort of person wears a hat that's named after a lamp?

Neanderthals !

Obviously you know nothing about the world of "adventure clothing" !

Tilley's make some of the best adventure clothing in the world. Their hats are famous ! Not only loaded with features

How can a hat be 'loaded with features'? It's just a bit of cloth you put on your head

What sort of person wears a hat that's named after a lamp?

Neanderthals !

Obviously you know nothing about the world of "adventure clothing" !

Tilley's make some of the best adventure clothing in the world. Their hats are famous ! Not only loaded with features

How can a hat be 'loaded with features'? It's just a bit of cloth you put on your head

Wrong, endure. Tilley hats feature a collapsible top. This feature is used to flatten it out so that it comfortably fits the heads of those people who have very little brains, or in some cases (do I need to mention names? ), none at all.

I just asked the go-go girl in my bed why she is still here . . .

No wonder Kerry woke up late this morning. Should have guessed . . .

I just asked the go-go girl in my bed why she is still here . . .

No wonder Kerry woke up late this morning. Should have guessed . . .

He actually misspelled girl though what he actually meant was go-go boy

What sort of person wears a hat that's named after a lamp?

the kind of person who has handbags named after him. And spells ######s wrong.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt...%3Doff%26sa%3DN

What sort of person wears a hat that's named after a lamp?

the kind of person who has handbags named after him. And spells ######s wrong.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt...%3Doff%26sa%3DN

Is this a Tilley's, too?

Kerry'D Away

He actually misspelled girl though what he actually meant was go-go boy

I'll tell her you said that. She may be 1/4, er, a sixth.......no, wait, 1/10th your size, but when she finds out you think she's a boy, she'll be giving your shins a bruising !

I should be getting the ThaiVisa Member of The Year award for all the crap I have to put up with. I just spent a good part of my night helping prop up the local economy, and what do I see when I crawl in the door ? Crap from people that can't handle living here !

And I think we now know who SELLS Lady's Handbags for a living. Who else could go in and change the names of the items they are selling to make a joke ? Hmmmmm ?

And what the hel_l did I supposedly spell wrong ?

Wangkers

I've noticed that no MODS have jumped into this either. They are just sitting back letting me get hammered.

Bet they are getting a snicker out of it on their secret Beer Call thread.

Oops, I forgot you people aren't supposed to know about that.....

You all need to press Alt+Ctrl+Delete right now before your computers crash !!!

Hurry !

If you could see me now kerry, you would see me playing the smallest violin in the world.

And as for only taking the piss because i am thousands of miles away, well you obviously dont remember the piss taking going on in the BF

in the BF

In the boyfriend.....?

totster

I just spent a good part of my night helping prop up the local economy...

I've never heard it called that before...

And Totster... BF=Blues Factory

And as for only taking the piss because i am thousands of miles away, well you obviously dont remember the piss taking going on in the BF

Actually I don't ! (Well, I might remember some of it)

Maybe it was the deafening volume of the music from the speakers we were sitting next to. Maybe it was all that food that distracted me, or those "side-trips" to various other establishments.

I think you got off lucky though. Some that would have harassed you probably developed a tongue-tied disorder when they saw you in person. Others didn't want to embarass you in front of your wife.

And as for Jai Dee, I seem to recall you helping to prop up the local economy on a couple ocassions

And as for Jai Dee, I seem to recall you helping to prop up the local economy on a couple ocassions

Nahh... you're mistaken... if I ever did anything like that my "prop" would be sure to be cut off...

And Totster... BF=Blues Factory

Ah...and there was me thinking it meant bar fine...

totster

I for one would miss kerry if he wasn't around.

He is an insightful, intelligent and very humerous poster and I really like the panama hat he wears in his avatar.

I agree. I would not post in Bedlam if it were not for KerryD, he's my hero!

I think I have met KerryD..does he live in Chiang Mai ?

I think I have met KerryD..does he live in Chiang Mai ?

Is Chang Mai the name of a go-go bar on Walking Street ? If so, then maybe you have met me !

I did not think it could possibly be..It's the other Kerry, not you.

If it HAD been you that I met then I would have defended you as the "Other Kerry" is a nice guy, when you meet him.

But sadly you are not him and now having read the majority of your posts after the last few days believing you were someone else...lets just say I am GLAD I don't live in Pattya

Because FLAMES are not worthwhile and serve no purpose.

If I wanted to call you a <deleted> I would, but I will not re-itterate what has already been posted

TP

PS I only read your posts as I thought they were made by the other Kerry and therefore could not understand how someone with such a nice personality could possibly write in such a way

But sadly you are not him and now having read the majority of your posts after the last few days believing you were someone else...lets just say I am GLAD I don't live in Pattya

Because FLAMES are not worthwhile and serve no purpose.

If I wanted to call you a <deleted> I would, but I will not re-itterate what has already been posted

PS I only read your posts as I thought they were made by the other Kerry and therefore could not understand how someone with such a nice personality could possibly write in such a way

We've both (you and I) been posting here a long time and I don't think we've ever had a problem in the past ?

Not sure which posts you've been reading, other than perhaps the ones in the "Sex Tourism" thread ?

I would have thought the avatars would be a dead give away between the different kerrys (not to mention the different posting styles, and the fact the other kerry hasn't quite reached Bedlam status yet).

Ah well, after 3,000+ posts I'm bound to have some people that are less than impressed with me !

And here all these nice people have been shamming me all this time, leading me to believe I was a nice guy.

If I had any kind of emotions, they'd be hurt, I think, if I cared, or stopped babbling long enough to click the "Add Reply" button.

I for one would miss kerry if he wasn't around.

He is an insightful, intelligent and very humerous poster and I really like the panama hat he wears in his avatar.

I agree. I would not post in Bedlam if it were not for KerryD, he's my hero!

I thought that was Moses?

I agree. I would not post in Bedlam if it were not for KerryD, he's my hero!

I thought that was Moses?

Well, I've been compared to worse.

I may not have parted bodies of water, but bodies have cried water after I've farted !

And I was never lost in the desert for 40 years (but was lost in the red light district of Amsterdam for 4 hours once)

And, like Moses, I've been to Egypt ! Probably rested my weary butt on some of the same stones he did !

Hmmmm, maybe we are onto something here..........(no lightning bolts from the sky yet, that's a good sign) !

I agree. I would not post in Bedlam if it were not for KerryD, he's my hero!

I thought that was Moses?

Well, I've been compared to worse.

I may not have parted bodies of water, but bodies have cried water after I've farted !

And I was never lost in the desert for 40 years (but was lost in the red light district of Amsterdam for 4 hours once)

And, like Moses, I've been to Egypt ! Probably rested my weary butt on some of the same stones he did !

Hmmmm, maybe we are onto something here..........(no lightning bolts from the sky yet, that's a good sign) !

Canooks, so vain.

Canooks, so vain.

Not as bad as those whacky people from Birtland !

Well, I'd like to speak in defense of KerryD . . .

ah . . . er . . . uhm . . . lemme see . . . hmm . . . erm . . . uh . . . oh . . .

Come on, folks, help me out!!!!!!

Come on, folks, help me out!!!!!!

Good to see you admitting to being helpless !

We knew it all along, but you needed to admit it yourself ! It is the first step on the road to recovery !

I'm glad to see most of the voters don't know who I am. Less free-loaders I have to deal with while I'm surveying the dancers at the various clubs, trying to determine if they are feeling exploited, or just tipsy !

Well, I think the fact that no one noticed that I've gone over the 3,000 post mark speaks volumes about whether or not I'd be missed.

I'm not vain enough to start up a new topic congratulating myself on this achievement.

I'll settle for whining about it in every other thread that I reply in though !

I could mention having cracked the top 40 all-time posters list as well, but again, vanity isn't my strong suit (normally)

At this rate, I should make the 10,000 club in another 3 1/2 years or so (by then, Jai Dee will probably be around the 35,000 mark or so !)

I for one would miss kerry if he wasn't around.

He is an insightful, intelligent and very humerous poster and I really like the panama hat he wears in his avatar.

I agree. I would not post in Bedlam if it were not for KerryD, he's my hero!

I thought that was Moses?

I was being ironic!

However, as KerryD has pointed out, there are similarities between him and Moses...

KerryD - great lad in person and certainly an asset to TV.

KerryD - great lad in person and certainly an asset to TV.

. . . and a great asset to most of Pattaya's drinking establishments.

KerryD - great lad in person and certainly an asset to TV.

. . . and a great asset to most of Pattaya's drinking establishments.

Well I can tell which way you two voted !

Speaking of drinking establishments. The other night around 10pm, I realised the fridge was empty. I decided to hop on the moto and zip over to Friendship for some supplies.

Oddly enough, there are no (non-gay) bars between me and the supermarket, but my route somehow went right past the place that has Blue water but no Lagoon.

Not sure how that happened, but as I was at that place, I decided to pop in for a quick drink (I was going to say "for a quickie", but I'm sure most of you would have assumed something else perverts).

In any event, got home a little after 2am, with no groceries to show for the 4 hours I was gone. Good thing I'm not married eh !

KerryD - great lad in person and certainly an asset to TV.

. . . and a great asset to most of Pattaya's drinking establishments.

Well I can tell which way you two voted !

Sorry, Kerry. My heart went out to all the Isaan girls who would be without the ability to support their kid and their parents (and their Thai husband).