How many Thai wives have you had ?

[mrtoad]

1 and I'm trying my best to get rid of her but she ain't budging.

Ghosts

Tell her your into badgers. Tell her you met the Greek lord of badgers and you want to be just like him.

That might work

[simon43]

Do I win admiration or scorn?

I admire your staying power.... and your bank account

[neverdie]

1 and I'm trying my best to get rid of her but she ain't budging.

Ghosts

Tell her your into badgers. Tell her you met the Greek lord of badgers and you want to be just like him.

That might work

Rub her nipples raw....get a few badgers, start milking. Put a picture of Costas in your wallet. GO THE WHOLE 10 MILES.

[neverdie]

Do I win admiration or scorn?

I admire your staying power.... and your bank account

Says the bloke who buys his wives, hotel chains. Lol

[simon43]

Says the bloke who buys his wives, hotel chains. Lol

Ex-wives, not wives. Important difference

I set the monthly lease in their name, and then leave them to pay the rent and bills themselves, which is easy when they have customers, (sourced by me).

Any transgressions, failure to address me as 'Kapom Khun Big Boss' or failure to provide me with daily free beer, food and female 'company', and I switch off the customer 'tap', bringing them to financial ruin and a mental breakdown....

[ThaiFelix]

Ive had three wives, 1st Aussie...7 years, 2nd Kiwi....7 years, current wife Thai... so far 9 years and both still very happy.

[mrtoad]

Ive had three wives, 1st Aussie...7 years, 2nd Kiwi....7 years, current wife Thai... so far 9 years and both still very happy.

Are you a Mormon?

Suggest you speak to Soi Biker

[SoiBiker]

You seem a touch obsessed with me lately, toady.

[thailiketoo]

Ive had three wives, 1st Aussie...7 years, 2nd Kiwi....7 years, current wife Thai... so far 9 years and both still very happy.

Are you a Mormon?

Suggest you speak to Soi Biker

You can have four wives in Thailand.

[NanLaew]

Wait for it.... Wait for it....

Getting married is for suckers.

Whoop! There it is!!!

[NanLaew]

Ive had three wives, 1st Aussie...7 years, 2nd Kiwi....7 years, current wife Thai... so far 9 years and both still very happy.

Are you a Mormon?

Suggest you speak to Soi Biker

You can have four wives in Thailand.

But as the stunningly beautiful, amazingly talented and incredibly young Mrs NL said, "Don't you even think about it."

[lional6]

Still looking for Miss Perfect Thai: Hot 23 year old, farsighted, deaf, orphan and just won a major lottery prize.

[opalred]

when i was young i read the tassie actor E Flynn said he bedded 100 women i though my family is from there i will try to beat his number

i look back now happyly married here with a smile on my face

[ThaiFelix]

when i was young i read the tassie actor E Flynn said he bedded 100 women i though my family is from there i will try to beat his number

i look back now happyly married here with a smile on my face

Coming from Tassie most were probably close family lol

[Boxclever]

1 for me, nearly 10 years and still going strong. I'm waiting for Simon43 to chime in, on his 4th I think

[wow64]

Lost count the number of wifes I have had... Wifes to someone else.

Just keeping them warm for you... Gets very cold and lonley here.

Sent from my c64

[beau thai]

Who was it who famously said ' Bigamy is one wife too many. So is monogamy' ?

Could have been me- but it wasn't...

[David48]

Still looking for Miss Perfect Thai: Hot 23 year old, farsighted, deaf, orphan and just won a major lottery prize.

shouldn't that be ...

Still looking for Miss Perfect Thai: Hot 23 year old, farsighted, deaf mute, orphan and just won a major lottery prize.

BTW sipi ... I've never had a Thai Wife.

[Sally Salvatore]

I am no longer purchasing, I am on the short term lease program now.

Now when they start showing wear you return it and get a newer younger model. 555

[lional6]

Still looking for Miss Perfect Thai: Hot 23 year old, farsighted, deaf, orphan and just won a major lottery prize.

shouldn't that be ...

Still looking for Miss Perfect Thai: Hot 23 year old, farsighted, deaf mute, orphan and just won a major lottery prize.

BTW sipi ... I've never had a Thai Wife.

After 18 years marriage to wife 1, learned not to listen so speaking is not a problem. As a matter of fact wife 2 picked up I was not paying full attention and would ask what I just say.

[smokie36]

0 wives of any description.

I'm rich!

[Datebayo]

0

But, if counting the wives of other farangs, then 5.

[sipi]

 

Still looking for Miss Perfect Thai: Hot 23 year old, farsighted, deaf, orphan and just won a major lottery prize.

shouldn't that be ...

Still looking for Miss Perfect Thai: Hot 23 year old, farsighted, deaf mute, orphan and just won a major lottery prize.

BTW sipi ... I've never had a Thai Wife.

Mrs David "to be" counts as one.

[lovelomsak]

I never married until I retired and came to Thailand. After retirement I married with in 4 months,got divorced in 4 months.Got married again 2 years ago. I went back to Canada a couple of years ago and told a friend who used to be my real estate agent,that I had a new hobby, It is get married and buy the wife a house then get divorced and give the wife the house..Since he had helped me buy and sell 10 houses in Canada he thought it was a great idea a least someone gets to live in the house that I know,not a stranger we had a good laugh about that. But my second wife is wrecking my hobby.She loving and caring and understanding, giving me no reason for divorce, so I must take up a new hobby..

[David48]

BTW sipi ... I've never had a Thai Wife.

Mrs David "to be" counts as one.

Mate, I reckon maybe in about 2/3 years.

By that time, we will have saved up enough SinSot, the boys will be bi-lingual and able to translate between the two warring culturally different parties.

Jan 2017/8 ... keep that date free ...

george ... signage rights are still available ...

.

[khunPer]

BTW sipi ... I've never had a Thai Wife.

Mrs David "to be" counts as one.

Mate, I reckon maybe in about 2/3 years.

By that time, we will have saved up enough SinSot, the boys will be bi-lingual and able to translate between the two warring culturally different parties.

Jan 2017/8 ... keep that date free ...

george ... signage rights are still available ...

.

Sound like a preliminary public invitation...

[geronimo]

on the subject of wives .....

The opposite sex

The female form is a wonder to me

Fluttering eyelashes and made up faces

Curves and bumps

In all the right places

They like to say No

When they really mean yes

What are they thinking?

That’s anyone’s guess

They tell you that you can’t

When they really mean you can

If you listened to them

You wouldn’t be a man

Ladies are lovely

Girls are great

Females are fantastic

Well worth the wait

They love to go shopping

And buy lots of things

Clothing and bracelets

And diamond rings

Shampoos and lotions

To make them all smell good

And if that doesn’t work

It bloody well should!

A ring will make her squeal

A shiny little stone

And if it’s a few carats

You’re guaranteed a moan!

Females can be funny

Angry and tense

But they have something in common

They all make no sense!

[dekinw]

1 for me

[simon43]

I had a new hobby, It is get married and buy the wife a house then get divorced and give the wife the house..

That is so 'yesterday'. The new fad is to do it with hotels

[i claudius]

I dont know ,they never told me if they were married or not when i paid the barfine