Polish man accused of auto theft from South Pattaya Bike Rental Shop

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Polish man accused of auto theft from South Pattaya Bike Rental Shop



PATTAYA: -- In the early hours of Sunday Police were alerted to a suspected case of auto-theft from a Bike Rental Shop in South Pattaya and the suspect was thought to be a foreign national.

Descriptions of the high powered bike, a Suzuki Hayabusa 1300cc, and the foreign man, were given to officers on patrol around Pattaya. The suspect and the suspected stolen bike were stopped at the Central Pattaya Road intersection with Pattaya Second Road and the driver, Mr. Denis Wiestaw aged 43 from Poland, was detained.

The brother of the shop owner, who heard a commotion in the closed shop in Soi Yensabai, Khun Puthorn, saw the alleged theft take place and attempted to give chase on his standard motorbike but he soon lost the higher-powered bike.

CCTV from the shop was examined by Police and they report that the images show Mr. Wiestaw position planks of wood onto the road so he could remove the bike from the forecourt of the shop onto the road. He is then seen to drive off on the bike with Khun Puthorn giving chase.

Full story: http://www.pattayaone.net/pattaya-news/155828/polish-man-accused-of-auto-theft-from-south-pattaya-bike-rental-shop/


-- Pattaya One 2014-11-24

[chooka]

Idiot.

[lust]

How do you get busted on a hayabusa lol

[Squeegee]

What's the point? I mean what kind of situation are you in whereby you decide to steal a motorbike in Thailand? I can only comprehend this behaviour if it's because the guy is staying illegally or has other 'issues'.

[KittenKong]

Dont these things have keys and locks?

[TomYumpoochai]

It would be interesting to find out what his gameplan was....road trip? Sub rent it out? Fire it and himself off the 7 flyover?.....sell it on a certain internet site where half the bikes are scams anyway?

[keestha]

Sorry I am not into nationality bashing, but I cant resist sharing this tasteless joke with you which has been doing the rounds in Germany for a long time:

I am going on a holiday in Poland, my car is already there.

Nonsense of course, please Polish readers don't feel offended.

[brimacthai]

I'm thinking there must be more to this story... but not holding my breath for it to make any sense.

[Manbing]

Genius, the crime of the century.

This Captain Retardo will be enjoying a speedy trip for sure. But not the kind he envisaged as he came up with the sidewalk plank plan.

But lets withhold judgment until he is found guilty in court.

Innocent until proven retarded.

Edited November 24, 2014 by Manbing

[jacko45k]

So do they leave the keys in the ignition on the forecourt, as well as a couple of planks?

[monkey4u]

So do they leave the keys in the ignition on the forecourt, as well as a couple of planks?

Maybe he rented the bike prior to the theft and had a spare key cut

Not so hard to do or plan

But WHY steal a bike that will stand out like an elephants erection

[OmarZaidMD]

Sorry I am not into nationality bashing, but I cant resist sharing this tasteless joke with you which has been doing the rounds in Germany for a long time:

I am going on a holiday in Poland, my car is already there.

Nonsense of course, please Polish readers don't feel offended.

Looks like his shirt is also in Poland eh?

[jacko45k]

Sorry I am not into nationality bashing, but I cant resist sharing this tasteless joke with you which has been doing the rounds in Germany for a long time:

I am going on a holiday in Poland, my car is already there.

Nonsense of course, please Polish readers don't feel offended.

Looks like his shirt is also in Poland eh?

A Russian borrowed it! Mods!

[Emster23]

Maybe had help from writer of this jumbled mess of a story? Let's see: says "auto theft" from bike store in headline, but then turns out to be motorcycle. Did cops also fine him for not having helmet? I hope.

[shaurene]

Dont these things have keys and locks?

If you know how you can bypass the key thing like on an car. He asked to be caught, half naked and no helmet at that time of the day. Probably pissed. Wonder if he came from the UK import millions, if so hope he gets deported back to his country.

[soalbundy]

He is dressed respectably so he will be able to argue his way out of this one.

[BudRight]

Why do they never have shirts?

[smedly]

I'm thinking there must be more to this story... but not holding my breath for it to make any sense.

I agree, the story just doesn't match the pictures, like in a pair of shorts and little else this guy sets out to steal a large motorbike from a .................shop ? going equipped with planks of wood and obviously had access to the keys

something's just all wrong in this story

[gyrosman]

Man, so many Polish jokes came to mind after reading this article.

[kannot]

Why do they never have shirts?

Hyabusa top speed around 190mph....obviously shirt ripped off body!

Ditto helmet AND hair

Edited November 24, 2014 by kannot

[akentryan]

Because he lost his shirt to a bar girl? Probably the only thing of value he had left.

Why do they never have shirts?

[jacko45k]

So do they leave the keys in the ignition on the forecourt, as well as a couple of planks?

Maybe he rented the bike prior to the theft and had a spare key cut

Not so hard to do or plan

But WHY steal a bike that will stand out like an elephants erection

Well maybe ....... But I suspect a spur of the moment idea in a befuddled mind.

[wabothai]

Civilized people wear decent clothes in the street.

[Rimmer]

Two word troll post removed

[smotherb]

How do you get busted on a hayabusa lol

The cops must have had Honda Waves

[roderick17]

Hi Tom

Can you give me a hint as to which site that might be ??

It would be interesting to find out what his gameplan was....road trip? Sub rent it out? Fire it and himself off the 7 flyover?.....sell it on a certain internet site where half the bikes are scams anyway?

[Lupatria]

Sorry I am not into nationality bashing, but I cant resist sharing this tasteless joke with you which has been doing the rounds in Germany for a long time:

I am going on a holiday in Poland, my car is already there.

Nonsense of course, please Polish readers don't feel offended.

There is another one going around in Germany:

Heute gestohlen, Morgen in Polen translated: today it is stolen tomorrow it's in Poland

[kiwikeith]

It would be interesting to find out what his gameplan was....road trip? Sub rent it out? Fire it and himself off the 7 flyover?.....sell it on a certain internet site where half the bikes are scams anyway?

He could have taken a picture of it if he wanted to sell on the internet

[MaciejKlimowicz]

Isn't it amazing? It's been more than a moth since that man got into a fight in his hotel room and than jumped out of a balcony. Yet he is still here and stealing high power bikes. I mean, I thought visas were tough to handle in Thailand...

... I guess they are if you play by the rules...

[MexicanFarang]

Where's his bowling shirt?

Application for Polish Motorcycle Club:

http://momsjokebook.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/applicationforpolishmotorcycleclub.jpg?w=698&h=796