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What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?


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I'm an expert on Thai politics because i post in the Thai news section of TV forum,but in fact don't know the difference between my earhole or my @rsehole concerning Thai politics.

It's OK..... for Thai politics knowledge isn't a pre-requisite.

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Somebody broke into my room, they stole xxx,000 baht cash, my genuine Rolex and my brand new 30k iPhone.

You forgot the $5,000 of travelers cheques.

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" I am only 30 years old, but I decided to go to Thailand to work as an English-Teacher and to broaden my horizon in Pattaya. By inserting this very fact into my CV, I could land a job in my home country in no time at all" !!!

Cheers.

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She loves me.

Well, as long as she is a hot item and is willing to go to extremes to prove that she does when she doesn't, things could be a whole lot worse.

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"All the local really like and respect me".

hahahaha!

My gf makes 200,000 just chatting with customers.........................hahahahaha.

Edited by Nomyai
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Of course I'm not on a tourist visa! I planned to stay in Thailand for only six weeks because my businesses back home need me so much.

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The skill of the doctors working in Soi clinics is just as good as those in the west.

Plus, I have the comfort of having exactly the same medication no matter what is wrong with me.

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When I suspect I have an STD, there's nothing wrong with self medicating. Google knows best.

Even if I don't think I have one, it's a good idea to take a course of antibiotics before I go home to the wife/girlfriend.

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