What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[eldragon]

I can.......

“I own a business in Thailand.”


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[transam]

1 hour ago, eldragon said:

 

“I own a business in Thailand.”


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Wish I did..

[JLCrab]

Animated emoticons make me look smart.

[Rc2702]

Binoculars make me feel superior.

[JLCrab]

Jack IS superior with or without the binoculars.

[Rc2702]

My binoculars help me take a leak a lot faster

[transam]

Folk just love my white socks and trendy trainers...

[siamcrut]

You can get HIV on a foot massage

 

 

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[Rhys]

I'll put in for a little bit.

[eldragon]

“I got herpes from a toilet seat.”

“There are no good Thai men her age.”

“I’m not ashamed of anything I’ve done in Thailand.”


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[Rc2702]

It's ok my grandaughters only 2 years older than my wife 

[Rc2702]

Best decision I ever made was to moving to issan and living in the Mrs families village. 

[Rc2702]

Somtam for breakfast is just great

[grollies]

6 hours ago, Rc2702 said:

Somtam for breakfast is just great

Yeah, I can relate to that one.

[oldhippy]

On 13/11/2017 at 12:30 PM, transam said:

Folk just love my white socks and trendy trainers...

....and most of all, my emoticons, even though I was forced to downsize them.

 

[oldhippy]

7 hours ago, Rc2702 said:

Somtam for breakfast is just great

....particularly with plenty of pla ra on top, and some small rotten crabs.

 

[sanemax]

We are a family and we all share everything together , equally .

There is no difference between a KFC family bucket that I share and that skinny anorexic village chicken that they share

[oldhippy]

My posts on TVF make a difference.

 

[Ramen087]

7 hours ago, oldhippy said:

My posts on TVF make a difference.

hope it's not too late for this to be single best post of the year

[eldragon]

“Sanitation is overrated.”


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[balo]

I stopped aging when I moved to Pattaya , every year I am a hansum , sexy man . 

 

 

[reenatinnakor]

Age doesn't matter... She loves me for me what I am not my passport.

[eldragon]

“When she’s 35, she’ll feel lucky to have a good man by her side.”


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[Kadilo]

I am the first person to post this on TV 

[eldragon]

“I don’t mind riding the bus in Bangkok.”

“I don’t care what my family thinks about me.”

“It’s just canal water. No big deal.”

“Soaking produce in water for 30 minutes washes away the formaldehyde.”

“I’m set up to live here forever.”



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[Rc2702]

If I type long enough responses people will think I'm clever and I will feel good.

[Rhys]

Let me put in for a little bit.

 

[Rc2702]

There are no Ants in my kitchen

[Rc2702]

I'm right she knows it too I'm right all the time that's why we have no problems it's all thanks to me. 

[Rc2702]

My Mrs does not get up early just so she can have last night's leftovers to herself.