What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[Rc2702]

6 hours ago, watcharacters said:

 

 

    

" respect for the law, respect for minorities, police and judicary that can be trusted, reasonably cheap education to name just a few."

 

You are saying these are BAD things?      Are you mentally challenged or just  totally  in-ane?

 

 

 

 

 

Your a spiffingly great chap dear boy

[observer90210]

Really not worth buying a house in Thailand and those who have done it,  are just fools. And No,  i'm not sour and jealous.

[Rc2702]

I'll be fine this weekend it's only my Mrs first ever eye test.

[Wilsonandson]

I'll never post on Thaivisa again!

[Wilsonandson]

I'll never post on Thaivisa again!

[Wilsonandson]

I'll never post on Thaivisa again!

[Hummin]

37 minutes ago, Wilsonandson said:

I'll never post on Thaivisa again!

She not lie, she hates lies

[balo]

My lady comes from a wealthy family in Isaan.

[jenny2017]

 

   Where can I buy a Rolls Royce and would a driver cost more than 100 baht a day?

[jenny2017]

2 hours ago, balo said:

My lady comes from a wealthy family in Isaan.

    Mine too and we have sex three times a day. On weekends five times. 

[jenny2017]

 

  I've quit drinking, stopped smoking and only masturbate twice a day. 

[oldhippy]

Just outside the big cities, you will find the authentic, unspoiled Thailand.

 

[oldhippy]

I almost always fly business class.

Edited June 7, 2018 by oldhippy
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[observer90210]

I am a golden boy and specialist in trading stocks and all my junk only generates profits.

Edited June 7, 2018 by observer90210

[Kadilo]

My condo in Pattaya is a great investment. It’s in prime location and there aren’t many about.

[jenny2017]

 

    It was at the right time when I bought my huge guesthouse in Chiang Mai. We're always booked out and I hope that my wife will get the job at the noodle soup stall. 

[jenny2017]

  My three Mia Nois can hardly satisfy me. I'm looking for two more now. 

[Rc2702]

I'm sexy and they know it

[Rc2702]

Yh just build a palace right in the middle of a crappy village and hey presto I'm the king of the village.

[Dexlowe]

47 minutes ago, jenny2017 said:

  My three Mia Nois can hardly satisfy me. I'm looking for two more now. 

I just realised something -- the bike in your sig picture is a Virago. You lucky sod. I had one for 12 years in Bkk - best bike I've ever owned. How's the starter motor? (Mine was crap). Look after it.

[Rc2702]

I don't choose to go commando I have to. They don't make em in my size here you see

[Hummin]

My woman take good care of me, and work hard taking care of me. 

 

 

 

[HAKAPALITA]

My Lycra Panties and fancy shirt isnt why i ride on busy roads.

[oldhippy]

At the market, all the women give me discounts.

It's because I am hansum man.

[oldhippy]

Before, I lived an exciting life in Farangland.

Now in Thailand, my life is even more exciting.

 

[oldhippy]

I'm never bored.

[oldhippy]

4 hours ago, HAKAPALITA said:

My Lycra Panties and fancy shirt isnt why i ride on busy roads.

I also wear them when I go shopping - too much hassle to change clothes.

[Odysseus123]

6 minutes ago, oldhippy said:

I'm never bored.

Yes you are ?

[Hummin]

8 minutes ago, oldhippy said:

Before, I lived an exciting life in Farangland.

Now in Thailand, my life is even more exciting.

 

Im guilty

[Hummin]

8 minutes ago, oldhippy said:

I'm never bored.

Im guilty