What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[Dexlowe]

Her brother is very kind and considerate. Visits her all the time when I'm not at home to make sure she's OK. Lovely family.

[observer90210]

As a distinguished and superiour farang, I have never been snubbed by a Thai.

[observer90210]

With my witt ,  I can close the mouth of any poster on TVF.

[Hummin]

Shes not lazy, just eh, have no other choice´s

[chrisandsu]

buying my house in Thailand was a sound investment .... you should do it too .

[observer90210]

I have privileged connections with immigration and the Bib.

[jenny2017]

15 minutes ago, observer90210 said:

I have privileged connections with immigration and the Bib.

My wife's name is Noi. She never worked bar, she never asks for money and her noodle soup shop generates more money than a teacher's salary. 

[observer90210]

My real estate business will go booming when the Chinese arrive.

[Rc2702]

Facking females is for puffs 

[observer90210]

I am not a Cheap Charlie.

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[oldhippy]

That golden necklace that I wear proves how wealthy I am, and it doesn't look gay.

 

[observer90210]

I'm white, so I can get away with my faded Chang t-shirt, my baggy cargo shorts and my flip flops.

[InMyShadow]

I'm in the market for a 15 million baht condo. 

 

Im staying in this 4k/month guesthouse while I'm looking around 

[chrisandsu]

I have my amulet and became a Buddhist as it’s the purest religion, has nothing to do with my holiday gf.

[Rc2702]

People called Barry are not always fat and bald.

[observer90210]

I fully master the subtleties of the deadly Thai roads.

[Rc2702]

Part of the job description for being a mod is  not to create fake profiles in order to fuel discussion. No, never.

[observer90210]

I won't get banned, as my post really makes sense ! ?

[Rc2702]

Cheeseman you suckkkkkk

[balo]

Ladyboys are almost like real ladies. I am not gay . 

. 

 

[Justfine]

3 hours ago, balo said:

Ladyboys are almost like real ladies. I am not gay . 

. 

 

They look like guys in dresses.

[Justfine]

On 6/14/2018 at 11:23 AM, observer90210 said:

With my witt ,  I can close the mouth of any poster on TVF.

Try wit

[jenny2017]

I've got three flats in London city, a beach house in Los Angeles and a good business with 350 employees. Aeeh, could you pay for my beer, please? I'll give you the money tomorrow. 

[HAKAPALITA]

I dont Farm in Esarn, the Tractors for personal use and dont need a work permit, like a bar owner in Pats do..

[observer90210]

Any good recommendations where I could buy a brand new Porsche, a genuine Rolex and maybe an Audemars Piguet Royal Oak ?

[Rc2702]

Too many bald bazzas about I can't compete. I'll buy a wig I'll be back to being the daddy of pattaya in no time.

[oldhippy]

Nobody ever notices that I wear a toupet.

[Rc2702]

I've got insurance on my insurance. I'm totally covered.

 

[Rc2702]

I'm living proof miracles do happen. I have only been in thailand a day and I nipped into this bar and WHAM it hits me, undeniable love at first sight. We have it all now, house car and 2 Rai we got lucky with in Issan right next to her moms house. 

 

[Rc2702]

She completes me.