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I don't mind food prep people handling money while they are making my food.

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13 hours ago, moontang said:

I don't mind food prep people handling money while they are making my food.

I love it when they emptied their digestive system and there's no water nearby to wash their hands. 

 

  It gives the food its unbelievable great taste, almost like chocolate from Belgium. 

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     All Thai girls wanna marry me because I'm such a handsome moddafragga. 

 

     But it could also be my Doctorate, and my Master's in Kamasutra.  

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2 hours ago, jenny2017 said:

 

     All Thai girls wanna marry me because I'm such a handsome moddafragga. 

 

     But it could also be my Doctorate, and my Master's in Kamasutra.  

Or maybe that 1000baht you got glued to your forehead

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21 hours ago, moontang said:

I don't mind food prep people handling money while they are making my food.

....since  they wear gloves for both.... - the same gloves, but no ploblem....

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“Thai girls like fat guys bc it’s a sign they can afford to feed themselves.”

 

“People who work at proper restaurants wash their hands after they use the can.”

 

“I could pull a girl her age in my country.”

 

“They’re gonna start cracking down.”

 

“Thais need to start learning English or they’re never gonna make it.”

 

“I’d wear designer jeans back home.”

 

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If I show up in the matching shirt colour the government jobsworths have been mandated to wear Any given month,  and Wai the immigration officer, it will be appreciated, and help my case.  

Conversely:

If I show up in a CHANG singlet and flip flops, and start arguing, bitching, and whinging, it won't really matter.

 

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9 minutes ago, Small Joke said:

If I show up in the matching shirt colour the government jobsworths have been mandated to wear Any given month,  and Wai the immigration officer, it will be appreciated, and help my case.  

Conversely:

If I show up in a CHANG singlet and flip flops, and start arguing, bitching, and whinging, it won't really matter.

 

yes, the Immigration officers are friendly people.

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Why pay 10 baht for a small bottle of water when you can get 1 and 1/2 litres from the machine in the soi for 1 baht.

It’s just the same it’s gotta filter and everything !!

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