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What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

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I don't mind food prep people handling money while they are making my food.

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It's a shame both my girlfriend 's parents are deceased.

13 hours ago, moontang said:

I don't mind food prep people handling money while they are making my food.

I love it when they emptied their digestive system and there's no water nearby to wash their hands. 

 

  It gives the food its unbelievable great taste, almost like chocolate from Belgium. 

 

     All Thai girls wanna marry me because I'm such a handsome moddafragga. 

 

     But it could also be my Doctorate, and my Master's in Kamasutra.  

Thai Chairs are hi enough for me.!!., well they aint for me. I sit down n look at me Knee Caps.!!

2 hours ago, jenny2017 said:

 

     All Thai girls wanna marry me because I'm such a handsome moddafragga. 

 

     But it could also be my Doctorate, and my Master's in Kamasutra.  

Or maybe that 1000baht you got glued to your forehead

21 hours ago, moontang said:

I don't mind food prep people handling money while they are making my food.

....since  they wear gloves for both.... - the same gloves, but no ploblem....

I see no reason not to put ice in beer or wine - same taste.

 

 

        I'm always so exhausted from running away when all these sexy girls are chasing me 24/7. 

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“Thai girls like fat guys bc it’s a sign they can afford to feed themselves.”

 

“People who work at proper restaurants wash their hands after they use the can.”

 

“I could pull a girl her age in my country.”

 

“They’re gonna start cracking down.”

 

“Thais need to start learning English or they’re never gonna make it.”

 

“I’d wear designer jeans back home.”

 

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I know she was old enough, because she was driving a motorbike.

Any time now, the baht will drop to it´s previous level.

Not that it matters to me, but I know that many expats are having a rough time.

 

the smoke is only bad for a few weeks in Chiang Mai.

Not enough to get rid of ferang teachers yet unfortunately.


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ok, maybe there was a bit of liquid, but no way I just Shiite myself.

If I show up in the matching shirt colour the government jobsworths have been mandated to wear Any given month,  and Wai the immigration officer, it will be appreciated, and help my case.  

Conversely:

If I show up in a CHANG singlet and flip flops, and start arguing, bitching, and whinging, it won't really matter.

 

On 2/24/2016 at 9:16 PM, jerojero said:

She always used a condom.

If the condom breaks,  I'll stop and change it. 

9 minutes ago, Small Joke said:

If I show up in the matching shirt colour the government jobsworths have been mandated to wear Any given month,  and Wai the immigration officer, it will be appreciated, and help my case.  

Conversely:

If I show up in a CHANG singlet and flip flops, and start arguing, bitching, and whinging, it won't really matter.

 

yes, the Immigration officers are friendly people.

I don't mind that two of my kid's teachers are pillow biters.

I should get a western style quality house using semi-skilled labour and paying thai wages.

Why pay 10 baht for a small bottle of water when you can get 1 and 1/2 litres from the machine in the soi for 1 baht.

It’s just the same it’s gotta filter and everything !!

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