2long Posted October 28, 2006 Author Share Posted October 28, 2006 Why do Thais take life so slowly, but when using liquid paper, rush to get it dry, usually smudging their work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Why, when I perform a 4am hong nam dash, can't I go back to sleep without looking in here first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjtayler Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Why am I on here at 4am already anyway ...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiG16 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 I ate it! Why are so many farang men attracted by, or interested in, ladyboys? (are they?) Yeah, why??? so wanna know this one too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Why so many men atracted to LB? Because they are latent homosexuals. They wanna have sex and experience how it feel ***edited for offensive material*** I have seen them macho guys looking for that. It is OK, No worrie Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpt Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 A fly is called a fly because it flies so why isn't a fish called a 'swim'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 A fly is called a fly because it flies so why isn't a fish called a 'swim'? Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana Key rings. Why are they wound anti-clockwise in LOS..... I could understand it if most of the population were left handed. (The ring bit.... it splits in the opposite direction) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nongwahyay Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Why can´t I drop crumbs onto the floor when eating a biscuit and not have time to pick them up without my wife immediately seeing this and nagging at me for supposedly making a mess??? Why does my wife criticize me for not washing up........then criticize me when I do wash up for stacking the plates wrongly...and then wonder why I won´t wash up again........????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mittheimp Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Why after over 200 years of Western civilization arriving in Australia have the Australians not managed to become remotely cultured? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Why are there always big waves when I have to make my visa trip to Samui? Why do some drivers merge onto a road without looking for oncoming traffic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nongwahyay Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Why did summer in Germany (Europe??) have to come to an end, leaving with us with miserable grey skies, cold temperatures and an awfully strong wind yesterday and today????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Why people cannot live together in peace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Witt Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Why do native-english speakers feel so supreme?Why not tell ppl who are interested in other langugaes some words? why are Thai ppl so slim, when theyy eat 5 meals per day, and why farangs are not, when they eat only 2-3 meals per day? why cant i just go and fly to LOS? (ok this has an answer but although i think everyyday bout this one) Its funny how you can answer some questions and you still reply to OP Why do you say "supreme" when it looks like you mean "superior"? Why am I bothering to correct your English? Why does that make me feel superior? Just joking, OK? but maybe learning one word a day helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Witt Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 After plenty of years here in LOS, I've given up asking 'why?' and it sure helps me to de-stress. I'd like this thread to be full only of those unanswerable 'why' questions.Here's a start (and I have plenty in stock).... Why do Thais who have a two seater bicycle choose to ride it while sitting on the rear seat, over the rear wheel? It cannot be comfortable, or easy to pedal! Hi 2long, can I just ask you why you have given up asking "why" in Thailand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishoak Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Why does the dog opposite always go crazy at 2.35am every teusday & thursday? Why do chickens on Lombok and Kho Chang go mental all night but quiet during the day ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nongwahyay Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Why do so many TV members not know the difference between "your" and "you´re", "its" and "it´s" and "there" and "their"?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltdknowledge Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 (edited) WHY IS IT THAT IT IS, WHEN CLEARLY IT'S NOT AS IT WAS. WHY IS IT WHEN WE DO, WE WONDER WHY WE DID. WHY DO WE CHOOSE THE PATH WE DO, WHEN THE ROAD HAS SOME MANY JUNCTIONS. WHY AM I RIGHTING IN BOLD, WHEN I CAN PRESS THE CAPS TO STOP. WHY HAVE I NOT PRESSED THE CAPS TO STOP, WHEN I HAVE JUST TYPED THE ABOVE AND REALISED WHAT I HAVE DONE. WHY AM I STILL CONTINUING TO TYPE IN BOLD? Why didn't i just do this in the first place to save the time. Edited October 29, 2006 by ltdknowledge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 (edited) Why do so many TV members not know the difference between "your" and "you´re", "its" and "it´s" and "there" and "their"?????? You missed off 'they're' ..... never mind, point taken. Why do so many members not correct English language ? //edit/addedawhistletokeepinthespiritofthethreadthenhadtogobackandremoveallthespacestom keitlookalittlethai Edited October 29, 2006 by Thaddeus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Witt Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Having just read the previous post I have only one more comment to make about this thread. The words it started with. 2long why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mittheimp Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Why did Ricky Ponting choose to bowl upon winning the toss in the edgebaston test? I don't know but I still have a little chuckle about it 16 months later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jersey_UK Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Why can I never learn the difference between "Their" and "There" DO Bears sh#t in the woods? IS the Pope Catholic? Why o why o why am I involved with the Missus..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Why do I have such a fun penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donz Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Why is Australia the best? Why am I the best? Why do the ladies love me so much? Why am I always right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Why is Australia the best?Why am I the best? Why do the ladies love me so much? Why am I always right? <deleted> knows! Also, why so many pedants on tv? Why are so many great communicators not literate grammarians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opothai Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 why can i not believe a politician any more why do i earn more money but have less to spend and inflation is less than my pay rise why does my horse always come second why do people always tell you when you are wrong and never praise when you are right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Why did Ricky Ponting choose to bowl upon winning the toss in the edgebaston test?I don't know but I still have a little chuckle about it 16 months later! One of life's great imponderables! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Why after over 200 years of Western civilization arriving in Australia have the Australians not managed to become remotely cultured? Why are there so many completely ignorant, yet sublimely arrogant, people still existing in The Old Blighted into the 21st century? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Why do those swarthy people (Lebanese?) who make kebabs always wrap the paper into the roll so it either falls apart and drops sauce all over your shirt, or you end up eating the paper as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Why do those swarthy people (Lebanese?) who make kebabs always wrap the paper into the roll so it either falls apart and drops sauce all over your shirt, or you end up eating the paper as well? Now this is both a good and unanswerable question! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Why do I have such a fun penis? Don't know..... does it have a red nose and just a touch of lipstick? Why am I still reading this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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