And there he

got soaked by

a blue elephant

a blue elephant

wearing pink knickers

on it's head

and bright green

Glow in The

night when all

the villager's were

so drunk and

stoned they'd started

dancing on tables

wearing blue pyjamas

and fluffy slippers

to match their

leopard spot leotards

At the wat,

At the wat,

back in bangkok

the agent checked

all new katoys

and opened a

cold frosty beer

cold frosty beer

and a 35....

year old wine

but it was

a good vintage

so he quickly

guzzled it down

Burped and sang

"She'll be coming....."