Police harassing tourists on Koh Phangan: piss tests, dogs searching through things

[ethaniel]

There have been numerous reports from people living on Koh Phangan that police started doing massive raids. They cops are stopping everybody on the roads and making people pass humiliating piss tests.

 

Last time this happened 5 years ago.

From what i heard this is done by the police to collect more money on bribes.

 

People are frankly scared.

 

 

[Basil B]

I have no problem, my piss does not turn purple ...(as long as I keep off the beetroot).

[impulse]

1 hour ago, Basil B said:

I have no problem, my piss does not turn purple ...(as long as I keep off the beetroot).

 

Better take another look at the old fart meds your doctor has you on.  The list of meds that can cause a false positive on the cheap first round piss tests is rather scary.  My BKK doc has suggested I stay out of tourist bars where piss testing is known to occur.  He said the more expensive follow up tests would exonerate me, but it may take days or weeks for those results to come in, during which time I'd probably be a guest of the state.

 

To the OP, is there any corroboration, or just the (oh-so-reliable) coconut telegraph?

Edited December 28, 2016 by impulse

[A1Str8]

Switch to another parallel universe where the police is friendly. 

[Basil B]

3 hours ago, impulse said:

 

Better take another look at the old fart meds your doctor has you on.  The list of meds that can cause a false positive on the cheap first round piss tests is rather scary.  My BKK doc has suggested I stay out of tourist bars where piss testing is known to occur.  He said the more expensive follow up tests would exonerate me, but it may take days or weeks for those results to come in, during which time I'd probably be a guest of the state.

 

To the OP, is there any corroboration, or just the (oh-so-reliable) coconut telegraph?

 

I am in the best of health and have not been prescribed anything for years, do not even have the need for vitamin V... 

[Rhys]

have urine will travel.

 

[futsukayoi]

Hmm maybe a market for providing drug free samples for tourists to carry around.  Presumably the cops don't actually watch you producing the sample so switch should be easy.

[carmine]

What on earth is going on in this place?  In the many years i've lived on Samui i've never known it to be as quiet as it is now at this time of year.  And its getting more and more obvious to see why.

 

 

[samuijimmy]

Nonsense troll post removed.

[Basil B]

5 hours ago, futsukayoi said:

Hmm maybe a market for providing drug free samples for tourists to carry around.  Presumably the cops don't actually watch you producing the sample so switch should be easy.

 

They have ladyboys to do that...

[helloagain]

Thai visa it is called urine test not piss test you common lot

[timendres]

7 hours ago, futsukayoi said:

Hmm maybe a market for providing drug free samples for tourists to carry around.  Presumably the cops don't actually watch you producing the sample so switch should be easy.

 

Doesn't help when the cop is handing you a pre-laced, meth-positive bottle to piss into.

[sandrabbit]

dogs searching through things - we have this on the beach in Rayong as well, they're called dustbins .....

[Goingmad]

10 minutes ago, timendres said:

 

Doesn't help when the cop is handing you a pre-laced, meth-positive bottle to piss into.

Yes, all the cops in Thailand Carry a Case of Meth Positive piss bottles !

[Goingmad]

21 minutes ago, elgordo38 said:

People getting peed off??

Just checked the time of your post. After 4 pm , it is OK to be drunk now.

And this gives you an excuse for this bad joke :)

[evadgib]

41 minutes ago, Goingmad said:

Yes, all the cops in Thailand Carry a Case of Meth Positive piss bottles !

Have you not noticed the Glastonbury-sized crowd heading there (KPG) for 'Happy hour'? How much does a positive result yeild ? Do the maths...

 

Plod wear 'Great Escape' trousers there on New Years Eve & walk like there's a ferret down each leg :)

Edited December 29, 2016 by evadgib

[free123]

7 hours ago, futsukayoi said:

Hmm maybe a market for providing drug free samples for tourists to carry around.  Presumably the cops don't actually watch you producing the sample so switch should be easy.

can sell dog piss to dopies .... thailand an endless oportunity for inventive business ideas ...

[Goingmad]

10 minutes ago, evadgib said:

Have you not noticed the Glastonbury-sized crowd heading there (KPG) for 'Happy hour'? How much does a positive result yeild ? Do the maths...

 

Plod wear those 'The Great Escape' trousers on New Years Eve :)

I tuck mine into my sock, to keep it warm.

[F4UCorsair]

You see it as harrassment.

 

They see it as doing their jobs.

 

It's a matter of perspective.

 

Is this actually happening, or did a mate who heard it in a bar tell you??

[Tchooptip]

20 hours ago, Basil B said:

I have no problem, my piss does not turn purple ...(as long as I keep off the beetroot).

Personnaly I do not feel humiliated at all if police in Thailand (or anywhere else by the way), should asked me to piss in a pot, I could even find it almost funny. 

[timendres]

36 minutes ago, Goingmad said:

Yes, all the cops in Thailand Carry a Case of Meth Positive piss bottles !

 

Never said anything about all cops, but with first-hand knowledge of exactly this circumstance, I can absolutely state that at least one did.

[louse1953]

Only reason you would be paying out would be if your test was positive,som num nar.How do women do the test,standing up and taking aim,or what?Just curious.

[Goingmad]

2 minutes ago, timendres said:

 

Never said anything about all cops, but with first-hand knowledge of exactly this circumstance, I can absolutely state that at least one did.

Did he keep the case of tainted Piss bottles under his hat ?

Come on, get real, please.

Have a great day.

[louse1953]

17 hours ago, impulse said:

 

Better take another look at the old fart meds your doctor has you on.  The list of meds that can cause a false positive on the cheap first round piss tests is rather scary.  My BKK doc has suggested I stay out of tourist bars where piss testing is known to occur.  He said the more expensive follow up tests would exonerate me, but it may take days or weeks for those results to come in, during which time I'd probably be a guest of the state.

 

To the OP, is there any corroboration, or just the (oh-so-reliable) coconut telegraph?

To hard to get an exemption letter from your Doctor,i suppose.Maybe counter signed by local cops.Just an idea.

[IAMHERE]

20 hours ago, Basil B said:

I have no problem, my piss does not turn purple ...(as long as I keep off the beetroot).

That works if you remain in posession or at least eye contact of your piss container. Let the container out of your site and you have no idea how it turns purple; or any color the testers want it to be. I'd guess a clearless coloring agent could already be in the container. I wouldn't trust a test.

[delgarcon]

30 minutes ago, F4UCorsair said:

You see it as harrassment.

 

They see it as doing their jobs.

 

It's a matter of perspective.

 

Is this actually happening, or did a mate who heard it in a bar tell you??

I think you've hit the nail on the head, I've lived on Koh Phangan for nearly 5 years and I've never seen or heard of such harassment.

 

[daveAustin]

If true, likely wanting to get hold of the bucket-swilling, full moon type en-route to New Year's Eve?

[ethaniel]

Just wanted to clarify.

 

2 personal friends of mine were made to go through urine tests in the last week.

 

Girlfriend of a person I know was sniffed by a dog during a traffic stop. Happened on the mountain shortcut road between Police Station and Baan Tai.

 

Also. 1000 baht seems to be the "donation" for not doing the piss test.

 

Don't do drugs myself, but people around me do smoke weed. I will have to pay a 60.000 baht bribe or go to jail if stopped at such a raid because obviously the weed will be in my system.

 

Police love finding new amazing ways of extorting money from tourists.

 

Edited December 29, 2016 by ethaniel

[impulse]

21 minutes ago, louse1953 said:

To hard to get an exemption letter from your Doctor,i suppose.Maybe counter signed by local cops.Just an idea.

 

My inkling is that if that were an option, every dopehead in Thailand would buy a letter from a friendly doctor, signed by someone whose signature could be mistaken for a local cop's.  And it's not unheard of for people on meds to also partake of the speed or other recreational meds.

 

I keep the hospital phone number on speed dial anyway, and a hospital label from my meds in my wallet.  

 

For me, it's easier just to stay out of bars since I don't drink.

[Tropicalevo]

29 minutes ago, Tchooptip said:

Personnaly I do not feel humiliated at all if police in Thailand (or anywhere else by the way), should asked me to piss in a pot, I could even find it almost funny. 

I too would probably find it funny because with my enlaged prostate, they would probably get bored and fall asleep before my sample was ready.

 

Does this happen on Samui as well?  Only I have never seen it.