not as easy as makng CAKE then

how long did you Bake the cake?

It took ages to Bake the Cake that I was making for the WAKE

I suppose you woke early the day of the wake to bake the cake

I woke early the day of the wake to bake a cake after giving my missus an early POKE

I woke early the day of the wake to bake a cake after giving my missus an early POKE

after a POLE vault

I hope you didn't leave too big a HOLE

I'm thinking about claiming the dole

Don't be a DOPE

but im struggling to cope

To claim the dole you would be a dope, it really means, with a job, you just can't COPE

Did I post in time? Bugger, NOPE!

Don't worry old croc, your'e not the POPE

But still i think he has HOPE

Yes but he always HOPS around on one leg

i think he once broke his both HIPS

Was that when he was dancing along to Gladys Knight And The PIPS

Was that when he was dancing along to Gladys Knight And The PIPS

on Top of the POPS

Quick! run, here comes the cops

Yeah, cos my mrs couldn't COPE if i got arrested

there looking for that dope you had

No, i've never DONE that

You better be gone when they get here

Or they'll have a BONE to pick with you

I can tell by the Tone of there voice

me I always carry a

cone [kōn]

noun (plural cones)

Pointed object with round base: an object or shape that has a circular base and tapers to a point at the top, or has a circular top and tapers to a point at the bottom

In case i meet sombody with a cane

In case i meet sombody with a cane

The BANE of my live

I question how SANE you lot are !!

keep in LANE,

or you'll fall in the LAKE