POSTER OF THE YEAR: The Final Round, 2017

[canuckamuck]

Just a note that today is the 30th. A number of finalists have not yet submitted their list of populist policies, and even worse, I have received much less swag and freebies this year and straight up bribery is at an all time low. I am considering this year to make mine a protest vote unless campaign practices are brought back up to the standards we have become accustomed to.

This is your only warning.

[geronimo]

13 minutes ago, canuckamuck said:

Just a note that today is the 30th. A number of finalists have not yet submitted their list of populist policies, and even worse, I have received much less swag and freebies this year and straight up bribery is at an all time low. I am considering this year to make mine a protest vote unless campaign practices are brought back up to the standards we have become accustomed to.

This is your only warning.

I noticed there was no handing candy out to the soi dogs this year .... sad really .....

[geronimo]

Just now, geronimo said:

I noticed there was no handing candy out to the soi dogs this year .... sad really .....

and no cheery, red faced canvassers with little stickers and balloons this year ....

[geronimo]

Underground campaigning ...... can cease with the frills as it's all below the surface ......

[geronimo]

Was kind of hoping to see dot 7 this morning .... deep sigh .......

[geronimo]

Just now, geronimo said:

Was kind of hoping to see dot 7 this morning .... deep sigh .......

In fact, I'm starting to suspect that the mods actually have no control whatsoever of the dot management.

 

What we need is a brave soul to challenge Ron to remove one .... volunteers for a short holiday?

[geronimo]

I can't do it, as there'd be no commentary ....

[geronimo]

Baboon's a brave fellow ... he'd be up 4 it ..... throw in a banana or two

[geronimo]

I'm calling their bluff ...... they cannot access the dot software ....... and challenge them to show me otherwise .... and I'm confident my dots will remain untouched .....

 

If I'm wrong, then make me the posthumous next year winner, that'll suffice ....

[geronimo]

All eyes on my dots .....

[geronimo]

(assistant commentator)

Geronimo rode up on his mustang, tore off his leather gauntlet and threw it on the ground in front of the TV Offices .....

Edited December 30, 2017 by geronimo

[vogie]

16 minutes ago, geronimo said:

In fact, I'm starting to suspect that the mods actually have no control whatsoever of the dot management.

 

What we need is a brave soul to challenge Ron to remove one .... volunteers for a short holiday?

I've no holidays left, it'll have to be a sicky.

[geronimo]

Geronimo has called in his warriors and they are building a fire around the TV fortress ....... tomahawk sharpening is occurring ....

[StreetCowboy]

1 hour ago, canuckamuck said:

Just a note that today is the 30th. A number of finalists have not yet submitted their list of populist policies, and even worse, I have received much less swag and freebies this year and straight up bribery is at an all time low. I am considering this year to make mine a protest vote unless campaign practices are brought back up to the standards we have become accustomed to.

This is your only warning.

It's a piss-poor state of affairs when the electorate have to remind the candidates to put their hands in their pockets, and I'm not surprised so few people have voted.  

 

The candidates don't seem to be taking this seriously at all, and I'm in serious doubt whether this competition will survive much longer.  I'm off to Sid's to vote 'Publican'.

[geronimo]

5 minutes ago, StreetCowboy said:

It's a piss-poor state of affairs when the electorate have to remind the candidates to put their hands in their pockets, and I'm not surprised so few people have voted.  

 

The candidates don't seem to be taking this seriously at all, and I'm in serious doubt whether this competition will survive much longer.  I'm off to Sid's to vote 'Publican'.

even the 8 dotters are leaving ......

[geronimo]

Pubs should push their happy hour promotion about now .....

[geronimo]

G is having mental images of Ron, Rimmer and a few others, all on their hands and knees trying to find the way into the dot box controls ............

[geronimo]

Scott suggests breaking the glass cover .....

[geronimo]

Rimmer tells him he'll have to pay for the damage ....

[geronimo]

Absolutely nothing to report on the race, it's like they are all encased in thick mud ..... 

 

haven't seen this since 2008 .....

[geronimo]

Last year we had a 27.62% voting turn out, this year is peaking at 0.002 ......

[Andrew Dwyer]

Be careful what you wish for !!!


Reference: http://piratesonline.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Spot

[geronimo]

When the race is over, would be a lot quicker for JAG to just go back to the starting line .....

[geronimo]

Just now, Andrew Dwyer said:

Be careful what you wish for !!!


Reference: http://piratesonline.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Spot

I knew it!

[geronimo]

perhaps they tickle each other's palms when shaking hands .....

[Andrew Dwyer]

When the race is over, would be a lot quicker for JAG to just go back to the starting line .....

Me thinks he tripped up over the starting line and just lay there helpless !

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Me thinks he tripped up over the starting line and just lay there helpless !

By the time the eventual winner crosses the line, JAG won't even have straddled the first fence ...... says a lot about the state of British engineering ....

Edited December 30, 2017 by geronimo

[geronimo]

someone just came into the room with a red shirt on ....

[Andrew Dwyer]

perhaps they tickle each other's palms when shaking hands .....

Ahh the old Masons “ secret “ handshake !!
Seems like a lot of the bar girls in Patts are in the Society !!.............allegedly!

[Ron19]

In fact, I'm starting to suspect that the mods actually have no control whatsoever of the dot management.
 
What we need is a brave soul to challenge Ron to remove one .... volunteers for a short holiday?

In that case, I'll remove the 7th and put you back to 6.


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