Thai penis size - all is revealed in new survey about the Thai "nong chai"

 

Image: Manager

 

Manager have revealed in a Facebook story that a survey was carried out that gives the official figures of the size of the Thai male member.

 

And they have advised men and their partners exactly how to measure their "manhood" so that no mistakes are made in choosing the appropriate size of condom.

 

First the survey results (based on what size condom is the right one):

 

Thai men who should be using 52mm condoms: 12 million

49 mm: 6.5 million members

54mm: 3.6 million 

 

And finally in the largest category reported:

 

56 mm: 1.2 million. 

 

Manager did not give any information about where the survey came from though they gave the following useful advice about those concerned about what they are packing.

 

They said that small or large there was no need to worry - it's more about how you use it and ability in bed.

 

What was really important was getting the right condom that is correct for you. This involved the correct way to measure one's "jao loke"

(owner of the world).

 

Firstly you must wait until your "nong chai" (younger brother) is fully erect. Then you must measure around the shaft (no cheating now!) and divide by two.

 

Thus if you have a measurement of 104 mm then your appropriate size is 52mm. 

 

(Thaivisa suggests that if you have problems with division go to Google, your friends should not be consulted).

 

Manager said that many men were measuring their "joo" (willy) incorrectly focusing on length rather than circumference.

 

In a hilarious article apropos to setting the record straight they gave out the following hashtags in the Thai language for the public:

 

#nongchai

#jaoloke

#joo

#awaiwaphetchai (male reproductive organ)

and

#khanatjaoloke (size of the owner of the earth)

 

Thaivisa have yet to announce if they will be carrying out their own survey on foreign residents in Thailand.....

 

Source: Manager

 

 

-- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2018-01-06

Erm...it is still January, right?

oops, wrong thread. Sorry!

 

That old joke

She takes one look at it and says "who are you going to satisfy with that"?

I take one look at her and say  "Me"

 

Meanwhile the tape measures are coming out across the ThaiVisa readership.

My wife asked me to give her 8 inches and hurt her. 

I fricked her twice then punched her in the face.

I guess mm is not a typo when its typed a few times 

Thai words also include : ham & peenit .

2 hours ago, rooster59 said:

Thai men who should be using 52mm condoms: 12 million

49 mm: 6.5 million members

54mm: 3.6 million 

 

And finally in the largest category reported:

 

56 mm: 1.2 million. 

 

At this rate they going to need 6WD or 8WD trucks.

 

I`m not gay and never been into looking at men`s penises, not even in porn movies. But somehow I can`t imagine any Thai males being hung like stallions.

 

As for the 54mm: 3.6 million Thai men, I think that`s more wishful thinking on the Thai females part.

I am sure everyone in the survey told the truth the whole truth

with no exaggeration. 

regards worgeordie

I reckon only a male population with an unhealthily inflated ego can come up with a name like "jao loke" for their tiny member. I furthermore assume the rubber dummy in the OP pic is merely wishful thinking, a bit like those enormous wooden dongs they use as fertility symbols at shrines and in temples.

 

And since this study only talks about circumference, let's take a quick look at the average erect length:

https://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=42254

 

Guess in which group Thailand is. Exactly.

Is it not now.. how small your cell phone is now....that is the BIG DEAL..555

Oh dear... the size and colour of the demonstration model is going to do nothing for their self esteem.

6 hours ago, Coconutman said:

I guess mm is not a typo when its typed a few times 

The dimensions have me confused too.

 

50 mm = 2 inches (average smart 'phone width is 3+ inches), so is that length  (very disappointing),  circumference (once again, very disappointing), diameter (watch out girls), or across the 'eye' (as in my case)!!

6 hours ago, worgeordie said:

I am sure everyone in the survey told the truth the whole truth

with no exaggeration. 

regards worgeordie

 

Yeah they should embed some of those folks asking the questions/taking the surveys at all the branches of Lolita's.

 

Or install deep undercover operatives at Nana & Cowboy. 

Mine is twelve inches but I don't use it as a rule.

The problem with this news is not the measurement of the penises itself, but the condom size recommendation

Circumference divided by two = condom size will just mean that the condom will slip off easily

According to wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size the average girth is 12–13 cm (the probands were probably not asian), with the Thai logic applied that would mean the average guy would need condoms of 60--65 mm. Yet the "standard" size in Europe is 52/54 and the "standard xxl" size is 56mm, because obviously the condom has to be a bit smaller than the penis.

 

2 hours ago, F4UCorsair said:

The dimensions have me confused too.

 

50 mm = 2 inches (average smart 'phone width is 3+ inches), so is that length  (very disappointing),  circumference (once again, very disappointing), diameter (watch out girls), or across the 'eye' (as in my case)!!

Did you ever use a condom? The sizes are obviously the width of the condom (half of the circumference), and it's printed like this on, i think, every condom. And at least on every box of condoms.

This article helps explain the trend of all the loud 'look at me' bikes and cars on the roads. 

Were the heck in Thailand can you purchase 56 mm Condoms?

For a moment there I was really worried that I was seriously letting my Thai wife down in the size department  - then I realized they meant length and not girth !

Please note from the above diagram, that the British Wang isn't shown.

 

This is because the page is too small...

These measurement studies have limited reliability if the data is not collected by a third party.

Cock and bull story.

8 minutes ago, RichardColeman said:

For a moment there I was really worried that I was seriously letting my Thai wife down in the size department  - then I realized they meant length and not girth !

 

A variation on the oldie.......I was embarrassed about my 4" dick, until I found out that the average width is only an inch and a quarter!!

3 hours ago, jackdd said:

The problem with this news is not the measurement of the penises itself, but the condom size recommendation

Circumference divided by two = condom size will just mean that the condom will slip off easily

According to wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size the average girth is 12–13 cm (the probands were probably not asian), with the Thai logic applied that would mean the average guy would need condoms of 60--65 mm. Yet the "standard" size in Europe is 52/54 and the "standard xxl" size is 56mm, because obviously the condom has to be a bit smaller than the penis.

 

Did you ever use a condom? The sizes are obviously the width of the condom (half of the circumference), and it's printed like this on, i think, every condom. And at least on every box of condoms.

 

No point in showering wearing a raincoat.   I don't hire hookers, never have, so no need.

16 minutes ago, faraday said:

Please note from the above diagram, that the British Wang isn't shown.

 

This is because the page is too small...

Only if you're from Brixton 

TBH the biggest size should be the only one available worldwide, given a small willy will fit in a big one, but....

 

And they're less likely to come off 

 

 

Mines big enough to fill a pram....4 times

 

 

 

 

 

Have a Nice Day

In related news:

7/Eleven staff nationwide reports an increasing amount of Thai males coming to the store to use their ever-present calculators. Apparently the reason was a math formula gleaned from Face Book:

"Then you must measure around the shaft (no cheating now!) and divide by two.

Thus if you have a measurement of 104 mm then your appropriate size is 52mm."

Thai men who should be using 52mm condoms: 12 million

49 mm: 6.5 million members

54mm: 3.6 million 

 

And finally in the largest category reported:

 

56 mm: 1.2 million.

 

 And i thought most teenagers are still using used plastic bags...