Arsenal

[mrtoad]

<<totally ignores the immediate above post>>

What did i say?

[MiG16]

tis not what you say

tis who you are

(or rather who you support)

you know that I still wub you

[LeungKen]

I barely tolerate the ManU fans on my thread

mainly cos they dont have the best sense of humour

Until a certain Mr.Toad and several of my Red colleagues make an appearance I should like to provide you with evidence that Man U fans do have a sense of humour "wicked" though it may be :-

Two boys are playing football in a park in London when one of them is attacked by a rottweiler. Thinking quickly, his friend rips a plank of wood from a fence, forces it into the dog's collar and twists it, breaking the dog's neck. All the while, a newspaper reporter who was taking a stroll through the park is watching. He rushes over, introduces himself and takes out his pad and pencil to start his story for the next edition.

He writes, "Spurs fan saves friend from vicious animal."

The boy interrupts: "But I'm not a Spurs fan."

The reporter starts again: "QPR fan saves friend from horrific attack."

The boy interrupts again: "I'm not a Rangers fan either."

The reporter asks: "Who do you support, then?" "Arsenal," replies the boy.

So the reporter starts again: "Gooner git kills family pet"

Sorry Migs you did leave yourself wide open.......should I be expecting a 3 day "holiday"

soon ?

Over to you Mr.T....

[MiG16]

I barely tolerate the ManU fans on my thread

mainly cos they dont have the best sense of humour

............................

He writes, "Spurs fan saves friend from vicious animal." The boy interrupts: "But I'm not a Spurs fan."

The reporter starts again: "QPR fan saves friend from horrific attack." The boy interrupts again: "I'm not a Rangers fan either."

The reporter asks: "Who do you support, then?" "Arsenal," replies the boy.

So the reporter starts again: "Gooner git kills family pet"

Over to you Mr.T....

you call that humour?? HAHA

all it does is reconfirms the sour grapes label :D

re holidays: Ill see what can be arranged, as long as I dont have to pay ($) for it

[mrtoad]

Ken clearly Arsenal fans have a sense of humour, after all paying good money to watch Adebayor try and hit the target would be too much to take for most regular people.

I'm pretty offended that Mig is suggesting that we don't have a sense of humour. No drinkies for Miggy now

[BIGTOE3]

Ken clearly Arsenal fans have a sense of humour, after all paying good money to watch Adebayor try and hit the target would be too much to take for most regular people.

I'm pretty offended that Mig is suggesting that we don't have a sense of humour. No drinkies for Miggy now

Mr Toad of course you have a sense of humour as you imply that you would BUY Mig a drink or two

IF THIS STORY

DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FOR LAUGHING SO HARD, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL PRAY FOR YOU.

THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS AND WERE ARSE-NAL FANS. AND SHOWS THEY HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR TOO.

THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING

LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND

THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR.

EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF

BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T.STOP IT AND THAT IT

WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT

ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT.

THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED

TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE

THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE

TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS

AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME

TO HER.

SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS

SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE PULLED BACK THE

ELASTIC WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPAN TS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO

HIS SHORTS

SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUAL

TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AND THE SOUND OF

FRANTIC FOOT STEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATH ROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL

HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS OF

TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETTY GOOD..

ABOUT TWENTY

MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRS IN HIS

BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS

WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS

THE MATT ER.

HE SAID, 'HONEY YOU WERE RIGHT.' 'ALL THESE YEARS YOU

HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU'.

'WHAT DO YOU MEAN?' ASKED

HIS WIFE.

'WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP

FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED.'

BUT BY THE GRACE

OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS. I THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK

IN.'

bt

[mrtoad]

^

[MiG16]

DISGUSTING!!

I think the post needs to be reported for its yukky nature. yuk yuk yuk

and Im not kidding.

its making me sick ewwwwww

can the MOD delete it?

and for you jokers wanna bes out there I suggest you start one thread that reads:

"ManU fans can have a sense of humour, and we need to prove it"

Mr.toad, you promised me a big welcome home and drinks every night for 1 week. not only do they have no sense of humour, they also are unscrupulous and dont keep their words

<runs>

<oops wait, cant run, this IS my hiding place>

I blame bkkjames....he started it

[LeungKen]

To bring a little decorum back to Mig's Arsenal thread, is it true that you are changing your avatar again to accommodate the new young pin-up Theo Walcott after his hat-trick for England last night ?

It sure was a night to remember for him, Cheers Theo.

[bkkjames]

DISGUSTING!!

I think the post needs to be reported for its yukky nature. yuk yuk yuk

and Im not kidding.

its making me sick ewwwwww

can the MOD delete it?

and for you jokers wanna bes out there I suggest you start one thread that reads:

"ManU fans can have a sense of humour, and we need to prove it"

Mr.toad, you promised me a big welcome home and drinks every night for 1 week. not only do they have no sense of humour, they also are unscrupulous and dont keep their words

<runs>

<oops wait, cant run, this IS my hiding place>

I blame bkkjames....he started it

My sense of humour is so refined that I only bring it out on special occasions - usually around the time when Lehman scores on himself again or when Arsen Venga wheres something other than a red tie and grey suit. Ok, Lehman may be gone, but those awful ties remain.

Oft praised as the best manager in football, and under the extreme financial pressure which is Arsenal, I would expect the French and Spanish recruiter to at least be able to dress like someone from this century. I mean come on, the guy lives in London, not Sunderland for crying out loud.

[mrtoad]

DISGUSTING!!

I think the post needs to be reported for its yukky nature. yuk yuk yuk

and Im not kidding.

its making me sick ewwwwww

can the MOD delete it?

and for you jokers wanna bes out there I suggest you start one thread that reads:

"ManU fans can have a sense of humour, and we need to prove it"

Mr.toad, you promised me a big welcome home and drinks every night for 1 week. not only do they have no sense of humour, they also are unscrupulous and dont keep their words

<runs>

<oops wait, cant run, this IS my hiding place>

I blame bkkjames....he started it

I will keep my promises

[MiG16]

you got frightened cos they now made me SUPERmod??

and hey bkkjames - Arsene is one of the classiest men in football Ive met (the other is Marc Overmars - a true gentleman). So you can try to say whatever but Im not really listening

[lazeeboy]

Ken clearly Arsenal fans have a sense of humour, after all paying good money to watch Adebayor try and hit the target would be too much to take for most regular people.

I'm pretty offended that Mig is suggesting that we don't have a sense of humour. No drinkies for Miggy now

Mr Toad of course you have a sense of humour as you imply that you would BUY Mig a drink or two

IF THIS STORY

DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FOR LAUGHING SO HARD, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL PRAY FOR YOU.

THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS AND WERE ARSE-NAL FANS. AND SHOWS THEY HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR TOO.

THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING

LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND

THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR.

EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF

BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T.STOP IT AND THAT IT

WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT

ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT.

THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED

TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE

THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE

TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS

AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME

TO HER.

SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS

SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE PULLED BACK THE

ELASTIC WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPAN TS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO

HIS SHORTS

SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUAL

TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AND THE SOUND OF

FRANTIC FOOT STEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATH ROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL

HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS OF

TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETTY GOOD..

ABOUT TWENTY

MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRS IN HIS

BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS

WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS

THE MATT ER.

HE SAID, 'HONEY YOU WERE RIGHT.' 'ALL THESE YEARS YOU

HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU'.

'WHAT DO YOU MEAN?' ASKED

HIS WIFE.

'WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP

FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED.'

BUT BY THE GRACE

OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS. I THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK

IN.'

bt

good one

[bkkjames]

you got frightened cos they now made me SUPERmod??

and hey bkkjames - Arsene is one of the classiest men in football Ive met (the other is Marc Overmars - a true gentleman). So you can try to say whatever but Im not really listening

SuperMod, congratulations to you. Does that come with a special red and white cape or 3 letters you can put after your name?

As a coach and man, i don't my Arsenal Venga because he preaches attacking football, unlike that other bluish London team that preaches diving and complaining.

Anyways, after two weeks of internationals, I am really looking forward to this weekend.

[MiG16]

yes, and the boys are looking really fit

8 minutes into game and Arsenal leading 1 nil

[BIGTOE3]

yes, and the boys are looking really fit

8 minutes into game and Arsenal leading 1 nil

Great result ( 0 -4 ) and it looked a good game too so well done.

BT

[Seapok]

you got frightened cos they now made me SUPERmod??

and hey bkkjames - Arsene is one of the classiest men in football Ive met (the other is Marc Overmars - a true gentleman). So you can try to say whatever but Im not really listening

SuperMod, congratulations to you. Does that come with a special red and white cape or 3 letters you can put after your name?

As a coach and man, i don't my Arsenal Venga because he preaches attacking football, unlike that other bluish London team that preaches diving and complaining.

Anyways, after two weeks of internationals, I am really looking forward to this weekend.

I take it your talking about Tottenham as the other London club?!?!

[bkkjames]

you got frightened cos they now made me SUPERmod??

and hey bkkjames - Arsene is one of the classiest men in football Ive met (the other is Marc Overmars - a true gentleman). So you can try to say whatever but Im not really listening

SuperMod, congratulations to you. Does that come with a special red and white cape or 3 letters you can put after your name?

As a coach and man, i don't my Arsenal Venga because he preaches attacking football, unlike that other bluish London team that preaches diving and complaining.

Anyways, after two weeks of internationals, I am really looking forward to this weekend.

I take it your talking about Tottenham as the other London club?!?!

West Ham mate, west ham

[BIGTOE3]

you got frightened cos they now made me SUPERmod??

and hey bkkjames - Arsene is one of the classiest men in football Ive met (the other is Marc Overmars - a true gentleman). So you can try to say whatever but Im not really listening

SuperMod, congratulations to you. Does that come with a special red and white cape or 3 letters you can put after your name?

As a coach and man, i don't my Arsenal Venga because he preaches attacking football, unlike that other bluish London team that preaches diving and complaining.

Anyways, after two weeks of internationals, I am really looking forward to this weekend.

I take it your talking about Tottenham as the other London club?!?!

""""""West Ham mate, west ham"""""

That would be the "NICE" guys from the film "" THE RISE OF THE FOOT SOLDIER "" then..

BT

[MiG16]

maybe he meant the OTHER blue team

and remember Im not from London...and dont know enough about Football to realise how many blue teams are in London.....

[bkkjames]

maybe he meant the OTHER blue team

and remember Im not from London...and dont know enough about Football to realise how many blue teams are in London.....

After United do the double (at least) again this year, I would suspect there will be at least quite a few "blue" teams in London.

[MiG16]

after last nights result against Bolton, I can live with the draw in mid week Champions league draw a bit better

for those that pretended they dont know the result

Bolton 1: 3 Arsenal :D

[Seapok]

maybe he meant the OTHER blue team

and remember Im not from London...and dont know enough about Football to realise how many blue teams are in London.....

Come on now Mig, your not trying to stir up trouble are you???

[galowgala]

after last nights result against Bolton, I can live with the draw in mid week Champions league draw a bit better

for those that pretended they dont know the result

Bolton 1: 3 Arsenal :D

i just cant work out how arsenal are in the premiership theres nothin english about the club if they were in some african or second rate french league then yes i could understand it,

[MiG16]

oi

trolling is against forum rules

grrrrrrrrrrrr

wheres Jock

ohh wait, I AM a SUPERMOD now

(but will ignore this other sour grape too )

[onzestan]

Never mind MIG16 it's all jealousy.

ARSENAL/SHEFFIELD 6 : 0

Carlos Vella : Hattrick

Bendtner : double

and the second youngest ever to score for Arsenal : Jack Wilshere

cheers

onzestan

Edited September 24, 2008 by onzestan

[mrtoad]

after last nights result against Bolton, I can live with the draw in mid week Champions league draw a bit better

for those that pretended they dont know the result

Bolton 1: 3 Arsenal :D

Are you sure? I can recall it being 1-0 to Bolton I think I received an SMS with score on at some point though.

Another lucky win in the league cup I see.

[MiG16]

I think I received an SMS with score on at some point though.

always happy to inform the pretend ignorants especially with that kind of score....ask me every week HAHA

Another lucky win in the league cup I see.

I need another expression for sour grapes I hate repeating myself

[bkkjames]

I think I received an SMS with score on at some point though.

always happy to inform the pretend ignorants especially with that kind of score....ask me every week HAHA

Another lucky win in the league cup I see.

I need another expression for sour grapes I hate repeating myself

English Whine perhaps?

[mrtoad]

I think I received an SMS with score on at some point though.

always happy to inform the pretend ignorants especially with that kind of score....ask me every week HAHA

Another lucky win in the league cup I see.

I need another expression for sour grapes I hate repeating myself

You know I'm joking.