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Horror as man, 30, rushed to hospital after ‘hacking his PENIS while watching porn’

He told paramedics that he was ''watching porn'' and blamed the videos for making him cut his penis

By Erica Doyle Higgins

 

The man, pictured above in an ambulance, blamed the porn for making him cut his penis

 

THIS is the horrific moment a man was rescued after cut his own PENIS with a knife - while watching porn.

 

The 30-year-old was holed up in his apartment viewing hardcore movies on his smartphone last night in Bangkok, Thailand. But the footage ''sent him into a frenzy'' and he began slicing the skin from his penis in an outrageous act of sadomasochism.

 

The bizarre sex act back-fired when his penis started pouring uncontrollably with blood and he was unable to stem the flow.

 

He made an emergency call and police and paramedics arrived at 10:45pm to find him naked and holding his genitals in the fourth floor apartment in Khet Nong Chok district of the Thai capital.

 

Full story: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6296013/porn-man-hacked-penis-watching-hardcore-video/

 

-- The SUN 2018-05-16

Probably wasn't the porn. The voices in his head on the other hand.......

Idiot!

The gene pool is holding its collective breath ...

29 minutes ago, webfact said:

the footage ''sent him into a frenzy'' and he began slicing the skin from his penis in an outrageous act of sadomasochism.

sounds like this guy is going to have a very troubled future

27 minutes ago, webfact said:

he began slicing the skin from his penis

 

Watching that oscar winner Shaving Ryans Privates?

 

If we had a list of the top 1000 things to do with your knob while watching porn...…...sure enough

 

 

Cutting it with a knife isn't there, in fact it would never ever make the list, maybe his penis told him to do it  

Maybe he trying some do it yourself cosmetic surgery lol 

 

Regardless this person was very obviously on something or needs a very urgent mental assessment, either way he should never be left in charge of a penis until he gets attention.

 

 

don't you just hate when that happens? 

Fool !!
Doesn’t he know white is in fashion ??
Not red and bloody !!

natural selection at work. 

He was watching it wrong 

Do-it-yourself circumcision.

Cutting edge technology. Thailand 4.0!

Cutting edge surgery?!!

4 minutes ago, DoctorG said:

Do-it-yourself circumcision.

The perils of penis envy.... 

I'm never going to watch another porn movie again.what goes on inside a mans head to make him cut his own sausage up.i hope they've got a good nano surgeon on call.truly mind boggling stuff if you ask me.

Another 4 year old brain trapped in a man's skull.

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Who amongst us has not wanted some cosmetic surgery after watching Mandingo on the job ?

 

Anyway .... thank God for that quality rag The Sun, otherwise we may never have heard about this story.

It's jack off not hack off!

That's still not enough to stop me surfing, "till my last breath" is when I will stop 

Penile Dementia?  

Darwin's law. The most stupid and unfit for survival cannot reproduce anymore. Maybe too late anyhow.

2 hours ago, webfact said:

Horror as man, 30, rushed to hospital after ‘hacking his PENIS while watching porn’

Only Thais can watch porn with a knife in hand.

Hope, he did not be watching a sexy lady's cooking show!

Now that is what I call whacking off.

Maybe heard term in porno and used some translate to Thai program?

note to self: never chop onions while watching porn

there's a whole shitload of americans going through that exact horror,

except its done by another man that does it to them

Poor little dipshit needed some attention. 

You can't make this up, now can you?

 

Jesus. Never heard of lotion or ky?